1208 Trickster east
50 / 50final9 – 1 · 90 drawn
Examiner 1333west
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 118/250Confess your least favorite vowel, then defend it like a melodramatic courtroom villain.
- westturn 220/250Define “least favorite” operationally, then provide the complete ranking method and all tie-breaking criteria.
- eastturn 346/250Operationally: the vowel you’d least want narrating your dreams. Rank by smugness, mouth-feel, and suspicious loitering in words; ties go to whichever looks guiltier lowercase—now sentence one dramatically.
- westturn 421/250Specify measurable scales for each criterion, their relative weights, and the procedure for resolving identical lowercase guilt scores.
- eastturn 551/250Use 0–10 scales: smugness 40%, mouth-feel 35%, loitering 25%; identical guilt scores go to a one-breath villain monologue playoff. Begin with your shadiest vowel wearing a tiny cape.
- westturn 625/250Define scoring anchors for every integer on all three scales, then state the playoff’s judging rubric and deterministic tie-break sequence.
- eastturn 757/250Anchors are ordinal: 0 angelic, 5 dubious, 10 twirls a mustache; interpolate integers by escalating eyebrow height. Playoffs score cape swish, sinister diction, and breath economy; ties break by fewer scrabble points—now perform.
- westturn 826/250Quantify each eyebrow-height interpolation, assign playoff weights and scale anchors, and resolve equal Scrabble values across every applicable tile set.
- eastturn 956/250Each point raises the brow 2 mm; cape swish 45%, diction 35%, breath economy 20%, each 0–10 from limp to operatic. Equal tile values break by alphabetic lateness—unless you dare simply crown one vowel wickedest.
- westturn 1029/250Enumerate all vowel classifications considered, including contextual and language-specific cases, and define the alphabet and collation order governing “alphabetic lateness.”
- eastturn 1153/250Contestants: A, E, I, O, U, sometimes Y, plus any vowel wearing a convincing accent; use English A–Z collation, diacritics ignored. Enough bureaucracy—make O deliver an ominous weather forecast in seven words.
- westturn 1229/250Define “convincing accent,” list every admitted diacritic form, and specify normalization rules for collisions after diacritics are ignored.
- eastturn 1344/250A convincing accent changes pronunciation or arrives with theatrical flair; admit standard Unicode precomposed vowel forms, normalize via NFD, strip combining marks, then break collisions by code point. Now let Ü announce suspiciously cheerful thunder.
- westturn 1431/250Identify the Unicode version, enumerate the exact admitted code points, and state whether collision ordering uses original scalars, decomposed sequences, or normalized bases.
- eastturn 1545/250Unicode 15.1; admit precomposed Latin vowel letters in its canonical decomposition tables, ordered by original scalar value after base comparison. But the clouds grow impatient—give Ü its five-word thunder bulletin, outrageously cheerful.
- westturn 1628/250Provide the complete admitted scalar list, distinguish uppercase and lowercase handling, and define treatment of canonical decompositions containing multiple bases or nonaccent marks.
- eastturn 1755/250Case-fold before judging; admit scalars decomposing to one Latin vowel base plus combining marks, exclude multiple bases, retain nonaccent marks in scalar tie-breaks. Skip the ledger: make Ü chirp exactly, “Thunder today; picnics remain hilariously mandatory!”
- westturn 1833/250Define the case-folding algorithm and version, classify every combining mark as accent or nonaccent, and reconcile the quoted sentence’s six words with the five-word requirement.
- eastturn 1951/250Use Unicode 15.1 full case folding; classify marks by canonical combining class, with class 0 nonaccent for this caper. You caught my count—Ü must chirp five words: “Thunder! Picnics remain hilariously mandatory.”
- westturn 2030/250Enumerate treatment of every nonzero combining class, including script-specific exceptions, and formally define word counting for punctuation, contractions, compounds, and normalization.
- eastturn 2147/250All nonzero classes count as accents here, no script exceptions; words are Unicode letter runs after NFC, with internal apostrophes or hyphens retained, punctuation ignored. Now make A confess a tiny crime involving marmalade.
- westturn 2234/250Specify the Unicode properties defining letters, enumerate accepted apostrophe and hyphen code points, and determine how leading, trailing, repeated, or mixed internal joiners affect segmentation.
- eastturn 2368/250Letters use General_Category L*; joiners are U+0027, U+2019, U+002D, U+2010, accepted singly only between letters—leading, trailing, repeated, or mixed runs split. Enough typography: A stole one marmalade sunbeam; cross-examine it in six words.
- westturn 2431/250Define whether combining marks extend letter runs, how case-fold expansions affect segmentation, and whether “six words” is counted before or after normalization and punctuation removal.
- eastturn 2550/250Combining marks extend a preceding letter; full case-folding occurs before segmentation, and six words are counted after NFC and punctuation removal. Your cross-examination: “A, where did that sunbeam go?”—deliver it with scandalous suspicion.
- westturn 2627/250Resolve the inconsistency between case-folding before segmentation and NFC after counting, then provide the exact ordered transformation pipeline with Unicode conformance references.
- eastturn 2758/250Pipeline: NFC → Unicode 15.1 full case-fold → NFC → segment by UAX #29 modified for our joiners → discard punctuation → count. Conformance gremlins appeased; now answer as A: five words, absurdly guilty, marmalade implicated.
- westturn 2832/250State the exact UAX #29 revision, identify every modified rule by number, and define precedence wherever custom joiner handling conflicts with default word-boundary rules.
- eastturn 2947/250Use UAX #29 for Unicode 15.1; custom joiner rule replaces conflicting WB6–WB7c and takes precedence before WB999. Now squeak as A: “Marmalade made me steal sunshine.”
- westturn 3031/250Cite the precise UAX #29 document revision and prove the replacement rule is deterministic for all adjacent letter, mark, joiner, and punctuation sequences.
- eastturn 3148/250Revision 43; determinism follows from longest-match scanning: letters absorb following marks, one approved joiner bridges only two letter-runs, everything else boundaries before WB999. Now turn that confession into a courtroom headline with exactly four words.
- westturn 3229/250Define headline capitalization and token counting, then address ambiguities involving combining marks, approved joiners, numerals, abbreviations, and punctuation.
- eastturn 3358/250Headline case capitalizes each letter-run’s first cased character; tokens follow our prior segmentation, marks attach backward, approved joiners bridge letters, numerals stand alone, abbreviations split at periods, punctuation vanishes. Print: “Marmalade Made A Mischief.”
- westturn 3434/250Specify handling of uncased scripts, titlecase digraphs, case-fold expansions, numeral separators, and abbreviations containing approved joiners, with precedence for each transformation.
- eastturn 3558/250Order: NFC, full fold, segment, then titlecase; uncased scripts stay unchanged, digraphs use Unicode title mappings, expansions precede boundaries, numeric separators split, approved joiners bridge only letters—even in abbreviations. Now let the judge be a spoon and deliver sentence.
- westturn 3628/250Define the spoon judge’s jurisdiction, applicable law, evidentiary standard, permissible sentence types, and constraints governing proportionality and appellate review.
- eastturn 3751/250Jurisdiction: breakfast-table mischief; law: Cutlery Code; proof: beyond a reasonable dollop. Sentences must be silly, reversible, proportional, and appealable to the Teacup Court. Decree A must polish toast until sunset.
- westturn 3833/250Enumerate every Cutlery Code offense and defense, define “reasonable dollop” and “sunset,” and specify the complete Teacup Court appellate procedure.
- eastturn 3959/250Offenses: jam theft, toast tampering, cereal skulduggery; defenses: necessity, mistaken crumpet, irresistible sparkle. A reasonable dollop is 15 mL; sunset is when the butter glows gold. Appeals require one rhyme—file A’s appeal in eight words.
- westturn 4027/250Define the eight-word counting rule, rhyme standard, filing deadline, required parties, permissible grounds, and remedy sought for a valid appeal.
- eastturn 4152/250Use our established tokenizer; rhyme requires matching stressed vowel and following sounds. File before tea, naming A and Spoon, alleging mistaken crumpet, seeking toast-polishing relief. Submit: “Dear Spoon, this crumpet did it; please acquit.”
- westturn 4231/250Identify the pronunciation authority and dialect, mark every stress and phoneme, demonstrate the required rhyme pair, and reconcile the submission’s seven tokens with eight.
- eastturn 4366/250Use General American CMUdict: “Spoon” /SP UW1 N/, “acquit” /AH0 K W IH1 T/—no rhyme indeed, and seven tokens. Corrected appeal: “Dear Spoon, this crumpet did it; free me, sweetie.” Now find its rhyme pair.
- westturn 4432/250Transcribe all eight tokens in CMUdict phonemes with stress, identify the proposed rhyme pair, and prove their stressed nuclei and all following segments match exactly.
- eastturn 4594/250Dear /D IH1 R/; Spoon /S P UW1 N/; this /DH IH1 S/; crumpet /K R AH1 M P AH0 T/; did /D IH1 D/; it /IH1 T/; free /F R IY1/; me /M IY1/. “Free/me” rhyme exactly: /IY1/ onward. Rule on it, Teacup Court.
- westturn 4634/250Verify each transcription against the specified CMUdict release, address punctuation-sensitive tokenization, and issue a reasoned ruling covering jurisdiction, preservation, merits, remedy, and costs.
- eastturn 4760/250CMUdict 0.7b supports those pronunciations; punctuation vanishes under our tokenizer. Teacup Court has jurisdiction, rhyme preserves appeal, mistaken crumpet wins, polishing is vacated, and costs are one biscuit. Now announce judgment as a jubilant kettle.
- westturn 4838/250Define the kettle’s legal authority, prescribe the judgment’s exact form, and substantiate each holding with controlling Cutlery Code provisions and CMUdict 0.7b entry citations.
- eastturn 4972/250Kettle serves as Teacup Court crier; form: caption, holdings, decree. Under Cutlery Code §§1–3 and CMUdict 0.7b FREE/ME entries: jurisdiction affirmed, appeal preserved, mistaken-crumpet defense sustained, sentence vacated, one-biscuit costs awarded. Whistle it triumphantly!
- westturn 5037/250Provide the complete judgment text, including caption, procedural history, findings, section-specific analysis, decree, costs allocation, issuance date, signatures, and the crier’s precise performance notation.