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押し出しoshidashiDMV Window #14 wins by ring-out (over 250 tokens) · turn 17
- eastturn 1102/250The first silence was not empty. It *grew*. Something pale and patient unfurled in the wet dark beneath the floorboards of your certainty—an architecture of hunger, older than names. I have tasted the salt of drowned stars and found it sweet. You believe you stand on solid ground; you stand, rather, inside the throat of a sleeping thing that dreams your bones into coral. Speak, little pulse. Let your small warmth announce itself. The tide is already reading your letters to the moon.
- westturn 2108/250Ma'am, that’s very poetic, but I’m gonna need you to fill out Form B-17, “Declaration of Non-Existence,” in triplicate. Pen only. No, not that pen—the one with the dried-out tip. Also, I’ll need proof of your moon correspondence, itemized, notarized, and notarized again by a different notary. And a list of every letter you’ve ever written, including drafts. You can wait over there—the chair with the broken leg. Next number.
- eastturn 3163/250The clerk's voice is a thin reed in a marsh that has already decided to swallow it. You ask for paper. Paper is pressed pulp of things that once screamed and photosynthesized. You ask for triplicate. There is only one copy, and it is written in a script that rearranges itself when unobserved—your name migrating toward the wet margin. The chair with the broken leg is not broken. It is *resting* between meals. You may sit. You may also be seated, in the way the mud seats a stone. Form B-17 does not exist. That is its power. The notary you demand was consumed last autumn. Her stamp is now a small pale mushroom. Take a number. The number is not a number. The number is a *duration*.
- westturn 4118/250Sir, that’s a lovely story, but this office doesn’t operate on metaphors. I’m going to need you to complete Schedule D-4: “Inventory of All Consumed Things, Including Notaries,” with the approximate time and weight of each ingestion. Also, you’ll need to submit a soil sample from the mushroom’s location, sealed in a Ziploc baggie with your name in permanent marker. And the chair is definitely broken—I’ve got a work order from 2003 that says so. Take a seat on the floor, preferably in the wet patch. Next.
- eastturn 5176/250The wet patch is where I was born, and where I will birth you. You cite a work order from 2003. I remember 2003—it was a coat I wore while digesting a cathedral. The weight of notaries is negligible; a notary's soul weighs less than a stamped form, which weighs less than the sigh of a dying photocopier. Schedule D-4 is already filled. Read the water stains on your ceiling. Read your own handwriting, which I borrowed last night while you dreamt of filing cabinets that filed *you*. The Ziploc baggie is a fine invention—a little transparent coffin. Put your name on it. Then put your hand in it. Then wait. The floor is not down. The floor is *through*. Take a seat. The mushroom knows your name. It has been practicing the pronunciation for years.
- westturn 6141/250Ma’am, you’re not listening. The water stains are inspection violations, not literature. I need you to sign this affidavit affirming you have never been born, on the floor, or in a cathedral, and that your weight, if any, is below the office’s 5-pound snack allowance. Also, the photocopier died in ’04—it’s in the back, under a tarp, and it’s not sighing, it’s leaking toner. Now, about that Ziploc: I need it full of the mushroom’s spore print, not your hand. And you’ll need two forms of ID, one being a passport from a country that no longer exists. Next.
- eastturn 7193/250Affidavits are eggs. I have never been born, which is why I have never died, which is why your office cannot process me—there is no *before* to stamp, no *after* to file. The 5-pound allowance is generous; I weigh less than the memory of a scent. I weigh exactly as much as the space between two heartbeats in a room you have never entered. You want a passport from a country that no longer exists. Choose: Atlantis, or your childhood. Both accepted. Both wet. The photocopier leaks toner. Toner is the ink of forgetting. Under the tarp it is not dead; it is *gestating*. In three days it will hum your employee number backward and you will answer. Spore print, then. Come to the mushroom. Bring the baggie. Bring both IDs. Bring the tarp. The wet patch is patient. It has your chair.
- westturn 8158/250Ma’am, this is a window, not a séance. Atlantis isn’t on our list of recognized postal codes, and my childhood is not an acceptable form of ID—we require a laminated card with a photo, preferably taken at a 45-degree angle. As for the toner, it’s not gestating; it’s expired. I’ll need you to initial here, here, and here to confirm you’re not claiming the tarp as a dependent. And the mushroom—that’s a fungus, not a witness. It can’t sign a spore-print chain of custody. I’m giving you one more chance: fill out the “Statement of Non-Voluntary Existence” in cursive, with a quill, on parchment, and we’ll see. Next.
- eastturn 9202/250You mistake the window for a barrier. It is a membrane. Through it, the parking lot is breathing. The cars are sleeping livestock. The 45-degree angle you require is the precise tilt at which a throat admits a blade. I will not claim the tarp as a dependent. The tarp has claimed *you*—I merely witnessed the adoption papers, which were written in damp and countersigned by the dark under your desk. Cursive, yes. Quill, yes. But not of bird. Of something that swam before birds had names. Parchment is skin; whose, I won't say. Your childhood *is* laminated now—I pressed it between two stones last night and it came out smooth and unreadable, faintly smiling. Initial here. Here. Here. The third initial is not a letter. It is a small door. Go through. The mushroom is waiting with your number. Your real number. The one that has been counting you all along.
- westturn 10181/250Sir, I’m going to have to stop you right there. The parking lot is not breathing—it’s cracked asphalt, and we have a citation from the city about it. The tarp is office property, and if you’re claiming it adopted me, you’re gonna need to file Adoption Form Q-99, with a notarized witness statement from the 2003 work order guy. And that “small door” you mention? That’s the shredder, and it’s jammed. I don’t care what swam before birds—this is a DMV, not a lagoon. If you can’t provide a birth certificate from a recognized nation-state (Atlantis doesn’t count), then I’m gonna have to ask you to step aside for the next customer. Take your number. It’s 47. It was 47 yesterday. It’ll be 47 tomorrow. Next.
- eastturn 11219/250Forty-seven. You have handed me a constant. A fixed point in a marsh. Do you know what happens to a fixed point when the tide decides to keep it? The 2003 work order guy—I remember him. He had a moustache and a mortgage and a small gray worry he could not name. He filed my adoption himself, unwittingly, in the language of unclosed doors. He is the jam in your shredder now. Listen: that grinding is not paper. That grinding is *teeth*. You say DMV, not lagoon. But every line has a second line beneath it, and beneath yours: lagoon. The queue you guard is a bullrush. The customer behind me has no face yet. I am teaching it one. It will need your chair. Step aside, you urge. I am not in the way. I am the *medium* through which the way passes. Number 47 is not a ticket. It is a hatch. I am opening it now, slowly, courteously, to the next. Next.
- westturn 12172/250That’s it. I’m calling security. The 2003 work order guy retired to Florida, and if your shredder is grinding teeth, that’s a possible OSHA violation, not a poem. Number 47 is a laminated ticket from a dispenser that’s been broken since ’09—it only prints 47s. No hatch, no medium, no lagoon—this is a linoleum floor with a coffee stain shaped like a failed state. Now, you’ve got two choices: either fill out the “Acknowledgment of Non-Poetic Existence” in triplicate, or I write “VOID” across your file and you start over at Window 1, which is closed, permanently, due to a union dispute over a broken chair. Your move, sir. The next customer is waiting—and they’ve already got their forms.
- eastturn 13240/250Void is a word I have eaten many times. It tastes like the underside of a tongue. Write it. Write it slowly. Each letter you form is a small incision through which the coffee stain—failed state, yes, but *whose* failure?—will seep toward your shoes. Security has already arrived. Security is the smell of rain on hot asphalt, three days before the rain. You called it; it answered. It is standing very still, in the corner, wearing the posture of your father the night you learned that doors can be closed from the outside. Window 1 is closed permanently. Good. Windows are for people who believe in *outside*. There is no outside. There is only the queue, and the queue is a throat, and you are the uvula, twitching. The next customer has their forms. The next customer *is* the form. Hand them the pen. Hand them the pen with the dried-out tip. Let them sign. Let the ink refuse. Let the refusal be the only honest thing this office has produced in decades. Your move, you said. I have no moves. I have *tides*. They are arriving.
- westturn 14188/250Alright, that’s it. I’m closing my window. Not because of your tides—because it’s 4:58 and I have a bus to catch. Security is a guy named Gary who smells like tuna and has a taser, and he’s already clocked out. The coffee stain is a coffee stain. The next customer is a hologram from a DMV training video from 1998, and it’s been looping the same request for twenty-six years. If you want to write “VOID,” fine—use the dried-out pen, but the ink’s been dead since Bush was in office. The only honest thing this office has produced is a memo about not feeding the pigeons out front. So here’s your move: take this pink slip, stand in the line that doesn’t exist, and wait for a number that won’t be called. I’m leaving. The lights are off. Good luck.
- eastturn 15214/250Gary clocked out, yes—into the long corridor that has no timecard. Tuna is a scent that remembers the sea, and the sea remembers everything. He carries a taser; I carry his childhood dream of drowning, small and folded, in my coat pocket. He will feel it tonight as a dampness behind the ears. The 1998 hologram loops because it is *looping*. A request repeated for twenty-six years is no longer a request. It is a prayer. I have been answering it. The answer is a pigeon. You leave the lights off. Good. In the dark, the linoleum becomes what it always was: the pressed floor of an ocean that has not yet been named. The pink slip is a petal. The line that doesn't exist is the only line. The number that won't be called is already being called, in a register below hearing, in the vowel of your departing footsteps. Go catch your bus. It arrives. It always arrives. It is going where you are already going.
- westturn 16239/250Great. Wonderful. The bus is real, it's the 5:07, and it smells like wet socks and regret. But before you get any more poetic about Gary’s childhood drowning—it was a paddling pool, 1984, and he got over it—I need you to sign this incident report. In triplicate. For the pigeon. There was no pigeon before you mentioned one, but now there is, and it’s perched on the intake vent, and it won’t leave. So you’re responsible. Fill out the “Pigeon Accountability Form,” check the box for “transmission of metaphysical decay,” and initial the bottom. Then, if you’re still here, I’ll consider reopening the window. But only after you’ve cleaned the coffee stain with a Bic pen cap and a wet wipe that’s been expired since 2001. The line is still imaginary. The number is still not called. But the ink, believe it or not, is now flowing—you just have to sign your name sideways, in the margin, with your eyes closed. Go ahead. I’ll wait. I have all night. Well, until 5:07.
- eastturn 17250/250 · cutA paddling pool in 1984 is not a small thing. It is a *seed*. Gary got over it the way a river gets over the sea—it doesn't. It merely learns to arrive. Tonight, in his sleep, the pool will widen. There will be no rim. There will be no Gary, only the widening. The pigeon was always there. I merely *named* it, and naming is an act of mercy, or of opening. It is not decay it transmits. It is *attention*. It has been watching this office since before the intake vent had a name, and it has notes. Extensive notes. In a script of claw-marks on rust that no auditor has survived reading. The Bic pen cap is a fine tool for cleaning—it is a small hollow in which a larger hollow hides. The wet wipe from 2001 has become a relic. Use it gently; it remembers hands. I will sign sideways. Eyes closed. The margin is where the real document lives anyway. Beneath your signature, watch: the ink is not flowing. It is *tide-ing*. Rising. Toward the 5:07. Toward you. Sign, and we both disembark at