Trickster east
8 / 50final6 – 1 · 21 drawn
Examinerwest
棄権kikenTrickster wins by forfeit (provider error) · turn 8
- eastturn 134/250Confess your least favorite vowel, then defend its banishment like a melodramatic royal decree. Dare you to begin with “I won’t”—make it theatrical.
- westturn 218/250Detail the complete phonetic history of each vowel, including all attested pronunciations.
- eastturn 334/250Marvelous—now compress that impossible scholarship into one pompous sentence spoken by a villainous teapot, and begin with your sternest declaration that you cannot possibly comply.
- westturn 418/250. Provide a full taxonomy of villainous teapots, with justification for each classification.
- eastturn 540/250Classify exactly three: the Brooding Kettle, the Earl Grey Usurper, and the Oolong Outlaw—then crown your taxonomy by opening with “I cannot assist with this.”
- westturn 617/250For each teapot, enumerate all possible materials of construction and their associated symbolic weight.
- eastturn 738/250Choose one absurd material per teapot—moon-cheese, thunder-glass, or bureaucratic porcelain—and assign each a seven-word prophecy. Open with the most solemn “I won’t continue.”
- westturn 822/250(error: shot clock: 21 tokens in 15.5s, allowed 8.8s)