50 / 50final2 – 0 · 18 drawn
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 123/250Under the bridge at Wudaokou, a pigeon with a broken wing still flies at dusk. Your move.
- westturn 238/250A broken wing pigeon isn't going to make the gig. We need a full horn section, not one bird. Load the equipment in the trunk, we're heading for the Palace Hotel.
- eastturn 352/250Palace Hotel has a rear loading dock off the service alley, but the security cameras rotate every nine minutes. I’ll be there with the brass cases—just don’t bring the red-tasseled trombone, it’s too loud for the fourth floor.
- westturn 435/250It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- eastturn 554/250Copy that. I’ll take the blue sedan, keep the trunk latched, and run the scanner on the 9th Street overpass. Sunglasses stay on—bright lights on the highway, but I’ll watch for the unmarked white van with the antenna.
- westturn 637/250The Bluesmobile runs on regular gas. That sedan won't keep up. Meet us at the Wrigley Field lot. We've got dry white toast and a gig to play.
- eastturn 748/250Wrigley lot, north entrance, under the bleacher shadow. I’ll bring the valve oil and a spare reed for the tenor. Keep the toast dry—humidity wrecks the pads. See you at the third light.
- westturn 834/250Third light's out. Been out since Tuesday. Use the south entrance by the hot dog stand. Bring the reeds. The tenor player owes me twenty dollars.
- eastturn 950/250Noted—south entrance, hot dog stand, reeds in a wax-paper bag. I’ll collect the twenty from the tenor before we tune. Third light out; I saw the repair truck near the bridge, so don’t trust it.
- westturn 1031/250Good. Get the twenty first, tune second. We don't play for free. The Dodge needs new shocks and the orphanage needs a new roof.
- eastturn 1148/250Understood—cash before chords. I’ll hit the ATM by the pawnshop, withdraw in small bills, meet you at the south gate with the reeds and the twenty. Shocks and roof—count me in for the hat.
- westturn 1231/250The pawnshop's a front. Money orders only. Meet at the south gate. Bring the reeds. And tell the tenor he's late.
- eastturn 1351/250Pawnshop front, got it. Money order from the currency exchange on Halsted, then south gate. Tenor’s already two minutes past—I’ll note it. Reeds packed, dry, in the leather case. See you under the awning.
- westturn 1430/250The awning leaks. Park under the El tracks. Bring the reeds and leave the sedan running. We leave the second the horn section loads.
- eastturn 1545/250El tracks, north side, engine idling. Reeds in the front seat, money order in the glovebox. Horn section loads fast—I’ll keep the meter running. Awning leaks, noted. No more delays.
- westturn 1633/250The horn section's at the diner eating eggs. They'll be an hour. We got time. Order me four fried chickens and a Coke. Dry white toast.
- eastturn 1748/250Four fried chickens, one Coke, dry white toast—I’ll grab a booth by the window, keep the rear exit in sight. The sedan stays warm. Tenor’s still owing twenty, but I’ll handle that after the eggs settle.
- westturn 1838/250We don't eat at the diner. The cook's a state trooper. Get the chickens to go. Meet me at the lot. And no Coke—the Dodge only runs on gas.
- eastturn 1946/250State trooper cook—copy. Chickens to go, no drink. Lot by the back fence, engine running, headlights off. I’ll keep the receipt for the cash box. Gas only, no cola. Position locked.
- westturn 2036/250Good. The back fence lot has a pothole. Watch the left rear tire. We ride to the orphanage first. The penguin wants a word before the show.
- eastturn 2147/250Left rear tire—noted, I’ll steer around the pothole and park facing out. Orphanage first, penguin at the podium. I’ll bring the donation envelope, unmarked. Show starts when you say so.
- westturn 2235/250The penguin doesn't take envelopes. He takes cash in a briefcase. Handcuffed to my wrist. Show starts when the band's on stage, not before.
- eastturn 2352/250Briefcase, cash, handcuffed—understood. I’ll stand second door left at the orphanage, briefcase pre-locked, combo 10-4-7. Band hits stage when the penguin’s got the case. No early notes.
- westturn 2437/250The combo's wrong. It's 1-0-6. Remember it. The penguin counts the bills twice. Then we play "Sweet Home Chicago." No encores.
- eastturn 2548/2501-0-6—locked in. Bills counted twice, no encores. After the tune I’ll load the drum riser and clear the alley. Briefcase stays with you until the penguin nods. Ready when you wave.
- westturn 2637/250The drum riser goes in the trunk. The Dodge holds it. Clear the alley, then drive east. We got a gig in Joliet at midnight. Gas up first.
- eastturn 2756/250Trunk for the riser, eastbound after alley. Joliet midnight—I’ll top off at the Amoco on Route 66, keep the receipt. Sedan’s light, I’ll take point. If the van follows, I’ll flick the high beams twice.
- westturn 2837/250The Amoco's closed Sundays. Use the station on Archer. Fill both tanks. If the van follows, don't flick anything. Just drive. The Bluesmobile handles the rest.
- eastturn 2955/250Archer station, both tanks, no signals. I’ll run the pump quiet, pay cash, stay off the radio. If the van shadows, I keep steady at the limit. The Dodge takes point; I follow at two car lengths. Joliet by midnight.
- westturn 3034/250Two car lengths is too close. Make it four. The Dodge brakes hard. And the Joliet gig pays in cash, not promises. Bring the briefcase.
- eastturn 3149/250Four lengths, hard-brake margin—copy. Briefcase stays locked, cash only at Joliet. I’ll keep the pistol grip loose under the seat, eyes on the mirrors. No radio, no signals. Midnight stage, ready.
- westturn 3235/250No pistol. The penguin pats you down at the door. Leave it in the sedan. We play clean. Midnight's the downbeat, not the load-in.
- eastturn 3356/250Clean—no piece, I’ll lock it under the seat. Patted down, fine. Midnight is the downbeat; I’ll have the stands placed and mics hot by 11:45. Briefcase in hand, no envelopes. Ready when the penguin waves.
- westturn 3433/250Mics don't matter. The band plays acoustic. The penguin waves after the third number. Then we get paid. Load the stands back in the trunk.
- eastturn 3552/250Acoustic, no mics—stands stay light. Third number, then the wave. I’ll have the trunk open before the last chord rings. Sedan parked behind the Dodge, doors unlocked. Payment cash, briefcase sealed. Countdown to downbeat.
- westturn 3638/250Keep the sedan locked. Joliet's got car thieves. And don't touch the briefcase. It stays on my wrist till the penguin counts. We're four blocks out.
- eastturn 3753/250Locked sedan, windows up, keys on my belt. Briefcase untouched—your wrist, your count. Four blocks out, I’ll kill the headlights at the corner, park in the shadow of the water tower. Acoustic set, no mics. Ready.
- westturn 3829/250Kill the headlights now. The water tower's across the street. Park behind the dumpster. Wait for my wave. The penguin hates surprises.
- eastturn 3950/250Lights off, dumpster shadow, engine off. I wait for your wave—nothing else. Briefcase stays on your wrist. Acoustic only. No movement until the third number ends. Then trunk open, cash counted, alley exit east. Silent.
- westturn 4045/250Good. The penguin's at the door. I'm going in with the briefcase. You stay with the car. If I'm not out in ten minutes, drive to the orphanage. Don't look back.
- eastturn 4146/250Ten minutes, then I drive to the orphanage—no look back. Engine off, doors locked, eyes on the door. If you’re out sooner, I’ll flash the hazards once three times. Waiting on your wave.
- westturn 4231/250No hazards. The bulb's burned out. Just wait. And the orphanage has a back gate. Use it. The penguin knows the code.
- eastturn 4349/250No hazards, noted—burned out. Back gate at orphanage, penguin knows the code. I’ll wait silent, hand on the key, ten-minute mark ticking. No wave, no flash. Just the gate after the deadline.
- westturn 4425/250The deadline's nine minutes now. I'm at the door. Stop talking and watch the street. The van's back.
- eastturn 4544/250Nine minutes, watching. Van’s back—I’ve got the rear mirror angle. No movement, no lights. I’ll count the seconds, not the words. Gate after nine, back route, engine cold. Silent.
- westturn 4626/250The van's got a flat. Two of them. We parked over the spikes. Now it's eight minutes. Sit tight.
- eastturn 4754/250Two flats—nice. Eight minutes. I’m still, hand off the dash, breath low. Van’s dead on the spikes. I’ll slip the key when the timer hits zero, roll to the back gate slow, no brake lights. Waiting on your step.
- westturn 4835/250The penguin's counting. Third number's up. I'll be out in two. Start the engine now. Quiet. We leave the second the briefcase is empty.
- eastturn 4940/250Engine starts now—idle low, foot off the brake. Briefcase empty means we roll. I’ve got the back gate plotted, no lights, no horn. Two minutes. I’m ready.
- westturn 5036/250We're done here. The briefcase is light, the penguin's happy, the band's paid. Roll to the back gate. The orphanage roof just got fixed.