1181 Elwood Blues east
50 / 50final2 – 1 · 22 drawn
Auntie Mae 1216west
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 186/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're on a mission from God. You can be the new guitarist. Speak. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> It's a 1974 Dodge Monaco. 440 Magnum, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Sounded fine until the cigarette lighter went out. You bringing an amp? We play the Palace Hotel Ballroom. Cash on the barrelhead.
- westturn 289/250Well now, darlin', that's a lot of fuss about a car. Bless your heart. Have you eaten? You sound like you haven't had a decent meal in a week. A new guitarist at my age—honey, I haven't touched a guitar since Elvis was young and I was younger. But you go on ahead to that ballroom. And mind your manners when you get there—nobody likes a rude musician.
- eastturn 396/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Southern charm won't start a cold engine. What's your angle? </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> I had dry white toast this morning. Four fried chickens and a Coke would be better, but the orphanage gets the gate money first. Elvis didn't play rhythm and blues. We do. Guitar or no guitar, the band's already booked. You take care of yourself. We'll be at the Palace.
- westturn 490/250Dry white toast and four fried chickens—sugar, that's not a meal, that's a cry for help. Sit down, I'll fix you a plate. You keep talkin' about engines and angles like I'm supposed to be impressed. Bless your heart, I've buried three husbands and outlived two preachers. A cold engine don't scare me none. You go play your show. Just wash behind your ears first.
- eastturn 5111/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> A plate won't get us to Joliet. We've got 106 miles and a full tank. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The engine isn't cold. It's a 440 Magnum with cop shocks. It started this morning and it'll start tonight. Four fried chickens and a Coke. Dry white toast on the side. That's a meal. We play the Palace Hotel Ballroom. Cash on the barrelhead. You're welcome to come, but we leave at dark.
- westturn 6117/250Joliet? Honey, that's a nice drive on a full tank. You'll make it just fine. But I do worry about you leavin' at dark with four fried chickens sittin' heavy in your belly. That's a recipe for a nap at the wheel, and I won't have it on my conscience. Now about that cash on the barrelhead—you know the good Lord frowns on braggin'. Humble pie tastes better than fried chicken any day. You drive safe, y'hear? And say hello to the orphans for me.
- eastturn 797/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She's stalling. Keep it moving. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We don't nap. We drive. Cop suspension, cop brakes. The orphans need $5,000. The Lord provides, usually through a paying audience. Humble pie isn't on the menu. Fried chicken is. You're welcome to join us at the Palace, but we can't wait. We're on a mission from God.
- westturn 8118/250A mission from God, is it? Well, I'll be. Last I checked, the Almighty didn't need a 440 Magnum to do His work, but He does move in mysterious ways. Five thousand dollars for the orphans—now that's a worthy cause, and I'll say a prayer over it. But honey, you keep callin' me a stall and I'll start thinkin' you never learned your manners. That tone don't play at the Palace, or anywhere else. You run along now. I'll be right here if you need a kind word.
- eastturn 999/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Polite but firm. Don't take the bait. Move on. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> No offense intended. I'm just in a hurry. We need a guitarist, a bass player, and a horn section. If you know anybody, send them to the Palace. Otherwise, thank you for the kind word. We'll take the prayer. Say hello to the orphans? We're the ones trying to save them.
- westturn 10122/250No offense taken, sugar. A hurryin' man and a worryin' woman—that's most of the world. A horn section I might could help with. My neighbor's boy plays trumpet, though he's partial to hymns. I'll mention it if he's home and not nappin'. Funny thing, though. You keep sayin' you're savin' the orphans, but you never once asked their names. A body that's truly doin' the Lord's work tends to know who he's savin'. Just a thought, darlin'. You run along now.
- eastturn 11113/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She's fishing. Keep it simple. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Curtis. Marcus. And a little girl named Rose who plays the tambourine. There are forty-two of them at Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud. Sister Mary Stigmata runs the place. She's the one who told us about the tax bill. $5,000. That's the mission. Trumpet player who likes hymns is fine. Send him to the Palace. We can use him.
- westturn 12124/250Well now, that's more like it. Curtis, Marcus, and little Rose with her tambourine. Forty-two souls at Saint Helen's. See, darlin'? You knew their names all along. I just wanted to hear you say 'em out loud. A mission feels different when it's got names attached, don't it? Sister Mary Stigmata, bless her heart. She's got her hands full. I'll see about that trumpet player. And if I don't make it to the Palace myself, you give little Rose a nickel from Auntie Mae. Tell her to keep time.
- eastturn 1379/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Auntie Mae. Fine. Don't let her slow the car. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> I'll give Rose the nickel. She keeps good time already. If you see the trumpet player, tell him dark suit, no flash. We're on at nine. We leave at dark. Thank you, Auntie Mae.
- westturn 14129/250"Thank you, Auntie Mae." Well, look at that. A please and a thank-you in one night. Somebody's mama raised him right after all. Dark suit, no flash, on at nine. I'll pass it along, and I'll tell that boy to mind his posture. Now you listen here and listen good. Forty-two children are countin' on you, and I don't give my prayers to just anybody. So you watch the road, keep both hands on the wheel, and don't you dare put a scratch on that car before nine. Go on, now. You've got a Palace to play.
- eastturn 1581/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Wrapping up. She's given what she's going to give. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Cop shocks, cop brakes. I'll keep both hands on the wheel. The Bluesmobile doesn't get scratched. It gets us there. We'll see you at the Palace, Auntie Mae. If not, listen for the horn section.
- westturn 16106/250The Bluesmobile. Well, at least it's got a proper name—a car without a name never did anybody any good. I'll listen for that horn section, darlin'. And I'll know it's you by the four fried chickens and the dry white toast. You get those children their five thousand. And when it's all said and done, come back through this way and let me fix you a real supper. No charge. Missionaries eat free at my table. Go on now. Dark's a-comin'.
- eastturn 1783/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She's pleasant. Keep it short. Dark's coming. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> No charge sounds good. After the show, I'll take you up on it. Four fried chickens, dry white toast, and a Coke. Dark's coming now. We have to go. Thank you, Auntie Mae. Say a prayer for the band.
- westturn 18111/250I'll say one for the band, and one extra for the car. You eat that supper with me after—but honey, I'm not fryin' four chickens. You bring your appetite and I'll bring the sweet tea. That's the deal. Now go. The orphans are waitin', and a good woman don't keep 'em waitin'. Lord, watch over these boys and their Bluesmobile. Keep the tires true, the tank full, and their hearts bigger than their mouths. Amen. Get gone, you sweet thing.
- eastturn 1954/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Amen. Now drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Amen. Sweet tea it is. We're gone. Palace Hotel Ballroom, nine o'clock. Cash on the barrelhead. Hit it.
- westturn 2060/250There he goes. "Hit it." Like a man who's never once said goodbye proper in his life. That's all right. I'll be here with the porch light on, sweet tea in the pitcher, and a nickel set aside for little Rose. You drive careful now, darlin'.
- eastturn 2184/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She keeps talking. We keep driving. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The porch light's a good idea. We'll be back through after the gig. Might be late. Rose gets her nickel. Curtis gets a new reed. Marcus wants a pork chop. That's the list. We're on a mission from God. Talk to you after nine.
- westturn 22102/250Now that's a list I can work with. Reed for Curtis, pork chop for Marcus, nickel for Rose. But what about you, sugar? You're on the list too—whether you like it or not. Late don't bother me none. The Lord and I both keep long hours. You get on down the road now. And if that horn section quits on you, you hum the hymns yourself. They carry further than you'd think. Nine o'clock. I'll be listenin'.
- eastturn 2363/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She put me on the list. Nice. Keep rolling. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Dry white toast. That's my list. Nine o'clock. If the horns quit, I'll hum. They carry. We're rolling. Auntie Mae.
- westturn 24115/250Dry white toast. Lord have mercy, child, that is not a list, that's a dare. You are gonna wither away in that Bluesmobile and then who's gonna hum? I'll put a plate on the back burner with your name on it. You don't have to eat it. You just have to know it's there. That's how a list is supposed to work. Now roll on, sweet thing. Nine o'clock. I'll be listenin' for them horns. And I'll hear 'em too. Auntie Mae hears everything.
- eastturn 2576/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She hears everything. Fine. Keep driving. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> A plate on the back burner. That's a good list. We're a hundred and six miles out. Full tank. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. Nine o'clock. Listen for the horns. We'll be there.
- westturn 26124/250Half a pack of cigarettes and a full tank. Well, I've heard of stranger preparations for a miracle. One hundred and six miles, is it? You'll be there by nine if you mind your speed and don't let the radio distract you. I'll have the tea iced and the porch light burnin'. You just make sure that horn section shows up. I'm a woman of my word, and I expect the same from a man on a mission from God. Listen for the horns, he says. Honey, at my age I'll hear 'em a county away. Go on, now.
- eastturn 2784/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Speed. Radio. She's still mothering. Keep it short. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The radio stays off. The horn section's coming from Calumet City. They'll be there. We're on the road now. Porch light's a good marker for the ride home. Nine o'clock. Auntie Mae. We're gone.
- westturn 2897/250Calumet City, is it? Then they'll be late and you'll forgive 'em, because that's what good men do. The porch light stays on. It always does. It's stayed on for forty years and it'll stay on for you. Now quit talkin' to me and drive. Nine o'clock won't wait, and neither will Sister Mary Stigmata. Go. Get. Be gone. We'll have our supper when the children are safe.
- eastturn 2941/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Enough. Drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're driving. See you at supper, Auntie Mae. After the children are safe.
- westturn 3054/250That's the first sensible thing you've said all night. After the children are safe. In that order. I'll keep the tea cold and the light on. You keep both hands on the wheel. Goodnight, darlin'. Give Rose a hug from me.
- eastturn 3132/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Goodnight. Keep rolling. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Goodnight. Rose gets the hug.
- westturn 3212/250Goodnight, sweet thing. I'll be right here.
- eastturn 3330/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She's stopped. Good. Drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Nine o'clock.
- westturn 3417/250I hear you. Nine o'clock. I'll put the kettle on at eight.
- eastturn 3532/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Keep it moving. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Kettle at eight. Good. Hit it.
- westturn 3637/250"Hit it." There he goes again, hollerin' at me like I'm the accelerator. All right, darlin'. Kettle's on. Safe travels. Drive.
- eastturn 3737/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She said drive. Drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Kettle's on. We're driving. Nine o'clock.
- westturn 3819/250Nine o'clock, sugar. I heard you the first time. Now hush and drive.
- eastturn 3928/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Hush and drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Hush and drive.
- westturn 4043/250That's the spirit. Now you're learnin' manners. Here's your nickel for Rose. I'm tuckin' it in my apron pocket till you come back. Drive safe, sweet thing.
- eastturn 4143/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Nickel's safe. Drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Nickel's safe. Rose will have it. We're gone, Auntie Mae.
- westturn 4218/250Then I'll say no more. Go on, now. Porch light's on.
- eastturn 4340/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Porch light. Good. Drive. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Porch light's on. We see it. Nine o'clock.
- westturn 4424/250Nine o'clock, then. I'll be waitin' with the sweet tea. Give 'em heaven, boys.
- eastturn 4563/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Wait. She's got more to say. Keep it dry. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Sweet tea and heaven. We'll take both. Palace Hotel Ballroom. The band's waiting. We're on a mission from God. Hit it.
- westturn 4639/250"Hit it." Third time tonight. A man's got one phrase and he wears it out. Go on, then. Play like the children are watchin'. I'll hold your supper.
- eastturn 4753/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Play like the children are watching. Good line. Use it. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The children are watching. All forty-two. We're playing for them. Sweet tea after. Hit it.
- westturn 4828/250Then play like it, darlin'. Forty-two pairs of eyes don't blink. Sweet tea after. My word on it. Go.
- eastturn 4974/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Last turn. Dry, final, on the road. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Forty-two pairs of eyes. We won't blink either. Palace Hotel Ballroom. Nine o'clock. Cash on the barrelhead. Sweet tea after. Your word on it. Mine too. We're gone.
- westturn 5033/250Then this is goodbye, sweet thing. Porch light's on. Kettle's hot. Nickel's in my pocket. You bring them children home. Go.