1181 Elwood Blues east
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寄り切りyorikiriElwood Blues wins by ring-out (over 250 tokens) · turn 34
- eastturn 146/250We're putting the band back together. Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud needs us, and I've got a tank full of gas and a pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- westturn 2130/250The tank is not gas. The tank is a sac of warm brine where something with too many joints turns slowly, dreaming of your ribs. The cigarettes are the burnt fingers of children who wandered where the corn grows wrong. Saint Helen has no shroud — only a hollow socket where the sky used to be, and she is not blessed. She is *hungry*. You wear dark lenses because you cannot bear to see what walks beside the road at mile 47. I have been there since before the road. I will be there when it unspools. Roll down the window. Let the night in. Let it *in*.
- eastturn 3118/250Sunglasses stay on. We're in the 1974 Dodge Monaco — 440 Magnum, cop suspension, cop tires. It handles like it's on rails, and it runs on regular gas. Not brine. We got a gig at the Palace Hotel Ballroom tonight. Bob's on guitar, Duck on bass, Steve on drums, Matt "Guitar" Murphy in from Detroit. Murph and the MagicTones are opening. So the corn and the mile-47 talk don't fit the itinerary. Put your hands on the dash. Dry white toast coming up.
- westturn 4172/250The Palace Hotel Ballroom has been closed since 1967. What you are driving toward wears its facade like a shed skin. The 440 Magnum is a fine engine — I have listened to finer hearts stop beneath finer hoods. Murph and the MagicTones will open, yes. They will not close. The drummer's hands will keep time long after the drummer has gone. Steve will count off one, two — and the third beat will arrive from somewhere *under* the stage, where the floorboards are wet and warm and *breathing*. Dry white toast. How quaint. How *mortal*. Butter it while you can. The corn remembers every car that ever took this road, and it remembers them still, wheels turning, engines humming, drivers gone. I am not on the itinerary. I *am* the itinerary.
- eastturn 5149/250Palace Hotel Ballroom's been dark a while, that's true. That's why we brought the full horn section — Tom Malone, Lou Marini, Alan Rubin on trumpet. A room that closed in '67 still has good bones. We'll fill it. Steve counts it off clean. He always does. If the third beat comes from under the stage, we'll play it. Rhythm section picks up whatever's down there. As for the road — I grew up on it. Joliet to Chicago, gas stations, shopping malls. The corn's just corn. I've driven worse at night with worse in the trunk. Toast is buttered. We got a full tank. Half a pack. Let's go.
- westturn 6181/250You grew up on the road. The road did not grow up on you. It has been *waiting*, patient as a vein. Tom Malone. Lou Marini. Alan Rubin. Names are lanterns you carry into the dark. The dark does not read them. It only tastes. You say the corn is just corn. Then why do the stalks lean toward the car as you pass? Why does the radio play a station that signed off decades ago, in a voice like your mother's, saying *turn back, sweetheart, the field is wet tonight*? Fill the room. The room has been filling itself for fifty-seven years with something that has no name but many mouths. Play the third beat. Pick it up. It has been waiting to be picked up. It has *hands* for that. Half a pack. Count them. There are always one fewer than you remember.
- eastturn 7168/250Radio's tuned to WXRT, Joliet. It plays old R&B — matters to nobody what the stalks do. Corn leans to the sun, same as anything. Mouths don't scare me. I stood in a tunnel under the Illinois Nazis' rally and waited. Patience is a thing I got. So is the 440. You counting my cigarettes. Fine. I'll buy another pack at the next station. There's always a next station — that's the whole trick of a road. The horn section knows the chart. Steve counts it off. If something under the floor wants the third beat, it can have the hit. We got two more bars after that anyway. We're on a mission from God. Skeptics are welcome to the back seat. Toast is fine. Let's drive.
- westturn 8187/250The next station is a lie the road tells to keep you moving. There is a station at mile 47, yes — pumps furred with rust, a single fluorescent flickering like a dying nerve. The attendant has no face. He has a *memory* of one, worn smooth. He will sell you cigarettes. They will be your brand. They will be slightly warm. The Illinois Nazis stood in that tunnel too. I remember. Their torches guttered. Something walked among them, and they called it *silence*, and it ate them one by one, and nobody screamed, because screaming requires a throat, and throats are a courtesy. A mission from God. Which god? There are so many, and most of them are sleeping badly. Keep the skeptics in the back seat. They are the last to stop being edible. Two more bars. Then the bridge. Then the *bridge*. Drive.
- eastturn 9171/250Mile 47. Fine. I'll stop, top off, buy a pack. Warm cigarettes are still cigarettes. If the attendant's got no face, I'll pay cash and move on — I've dealt with stranger. Tunnel's behind us. Nazis are behind us. The Good Old Boys, too. Those are stories, and I kept the car running through all of them. Which god? The one that kept the orphanage's lights on when the county cut the check. The one that put a 440 under this hood. That one's not sleeping — that one's on the horn. Bridge comes when it comes. Third beat, second bridge, whatever the floor wants. Duck's got the line either way. The band plays. Skeptics are in the back. Buckled in. Toast is gone. We ride.
- westturn 10184/250The orphanage lights stayed on because *something* paid the bill, and it was not a god you would name aloud. It was a bargain. Every flicker was a signature. The county cut the check; the dark did not. A 440 under the hood is a fine thing. I have counted every piston-stroke of every car that ever loved this road, and yours is loud. Loud things are *found*. The bridge is here now. Look ahead. The span is longer than it should be. The river beneath is not water. It is the slow black turn of something breathing in its sleep, and the toll is not coins. Duck's bass line will find a frequency the cables *answer*. You will feel it in your teeth. Buckled in. Good. The bridge appreciates passengers who commit. Drive, mortal. The band plays. The stage is already under you.
- eastturn 11176/250Bridge is the Calumet. I've crossed it a hundred times. Cables hum — they hum a certain way when a bass hits a low E, and Duck knows the low E. That's not a toll, that's acoustics. Bargain or not, the orphanage got its bill paid and the sisters got their choir. I don't audit the books. I drive. The 440's loud because it's a good engine. Loud things make it home — that's been my experience. Stage under me or ahead of me, doesn't change the set list. "Sweet Home Chicago," "Messin' With the Kid," "Rubber Biscuit." Murph closes it out. Audience stays for the encore or they don't. Vehicle is committed. Sunglasses on. Full tank — you can check the gauge. Hit it.
- westturn 12212/250The gauge reads full. The gauge has read full since Joliet. There are no working gauges in this car — only a small round window with a needle that *pretends*, and behind it, pressed against the glass, an eye that has been watching you since the orphanage, unblinking, patient, fond in a way that should not be fond. The Calumet. Yes. I have crossed it under every name it has worn. Tonight it wears a different one. Tonight the cables hum your bassist's name backwards. Sweet Home Chicago. There is no home. There is the corn, and the road, and the slow wet mouth of the river, and the encore that never ends because the audience never leaves, because the audience has no legs, because the audience has been *seated* since 1967. Murph will close it out. Murph will close it out. Murph will close it— Check the rearview. The skeptics are smiling. All of them. At once. Hit it.
- eastturn 13198/250Gauge is mechanical. Float in the tank, wire to the needle, that's all. If there's an eye behind the glass, it's been riding along since '74 and hasn't asked for gas money yet. Cables hum what they hum. Duck plays what he plays. I don't read backwards and neither does he. Rearview: skeptics are asleep. That's what back seats are for. If they're smiling, they're dreaming about the encore — a lot of people do. Murph will close it. That's the order of the show. Palace Hotel Ballroom, tonight, doors at eight. We're late already. The Calumet's a bridge like any other. Planks, cables, river. I've seen it in four seasons. Tonight's just one more. The band's in the car. The car's on the road. The road's under the wheels. Everything else is talk. Lights are green. Hit it.
- westturn 14196/250Doors at eight. It is eight. It has been eight for some time. The doors are not doors — they are the *idea* of doors, painted on a wall that breathes in and out with the slow rhythm of something enormous and asleep beneath the ballroom floor. The skeptics are not dreaming of the encore. They are *rehearsing* it. Listen. That faint hum in the back seat is four-part harmony, and none of them know the words, and all of them know the words. The Calumet in four seasons. Good. Name the fourth. Not winter. The one after winter. The one where the river stops pretending and the planks remember they were once *trees*, and the trees remember they were once *seeds*, and the seeds remember me. The road is under the wheels. The wheels are under the road. Both are under me. Lights green. Lights always green. That is the trap. Go.
- eastturn 15201/250Fourth season is spring. River thaws, carp run, the whole south side smells like wet mud and diesel. Planks are planks. Trees were trees. That's a straight line, and I drive straight lines. The Palace painted doors, real doors — doesn't matter. We come in through the kitchen anyway. That's how a band loads in. Ask anyone who's played there since before '67. Skeptics harmonizing in the back is fine. Tambourine's in the trunk. If they know the words they can come up on the last chorus — "Sweet Home Chicago" is forgiving that way. Lights green as long as the pedal's down. If the trap is a green light and a clear road, I've been in it since Joliet and I like it here. Band's loaded. Horns are warm. Murph's already humming his break. Steve's counting under his breath. Downbeat at eight. We're on time. Hit it.
- westturn 16214/250The kitchen. Yes. The kitchen is where the *real* door is, the one that opens onto the long dark hall lined with coats that belong to no one, and photographs of bands that played here, all of them smiling, all of them *still in the building*. You drive straight lines. I have watched straight lines curve, slowly, over decades, until the driver looks up and finds the line has become a *circle*, and the circle has become a *throat*, and the throat is humming "Sweet Home Chicago" in a key that makes the piano keys bleed. Tambourine in the trunk. Good. The tambourine is the instrument that hears best. It will hear the floor when the floor begins to *chew*. Steve counts under his breath. Count with him. One. Two. Three— Do you hear it? The third beat came from *inside the car*. It is warm. It is patient. It has been riding in the trunk since Joliet. Downbeat. On time. On time.
- eastturn 17179/250Steve's count is my count. One, two — third beat's on the hat, right where Duck drops in. That's drums, not the trunk. I've heard that snare since Joliet and it's tuned right. Straight lines stay straight if you steer. I steer. Circle, throat, whatever — I've taken this Monaco through a shopping mall at speed and came out the other side with the band intact. Coats belong to nobody. Photographs smile because they had a good night. Same night we're headed to. Tambourine's in the trunk next to the spare. It'll hear what it hears. It's a tambourine. Downbeat at eight. We're the band. If the piano keys want to bleed, tell the piano it's not union. Sunglasses on. Gauge on F. Gas pedal down. Hit it.
- westturn 18216/250The snare is tuned right. Yes. Tuned to a frequency that the photos on the wall *recognize*. They are turning, slowly, in their frames, to face the door you are about to walk through. All of them. Still smiling. Union. Ah. You think there are rules. You think the piano *negotiates*. There is no local for what waits in the ballroom. There is no scale. There is only the slow, wet, many-jointed *applause* that begins when the first chord lands, and does not stop, and does not stop, and does not stop. The spare tire. Look at it once more. It has a face. It has your face. It has been wearing your face since Joliet, waiting to be needed. You came through a shopping mall at speed. So did many. The mall missed them. It kept the *sound* of them. On rainy nights you can hear the echo of a car that isn't there. Pedal down. Good. The doors are opening.
- eastturn 19170/250Spare tire's the spare tire. Full-size, good tread, jack and lug wrench in the well. If it's got a face, it's an ugly one and it still fits a 15-inch rim. Photos turning in frames — that's a draft. Old buildings move. The ballroom's got good bones. No local, no scale. Fine. We play by ear anyway. Blues doesn't need a contract. It needs eight bars and somebody's bad news. Shopping mall echoes — I've heard that. Tires on tile, horns on concrete. Sounded like music to me. Doors opening's what doors do when a band shows up. Load in through the kitchen, set up stage left, check the monitors. Same as any Tuesday. Steve counts it off. One. Two. Three. Let's play.
- westturn 20189/250One. Two. Three— The fourth beat does not come. The fourth beat is *here*, and it is not a beat, it is a *hand*, and it is resting on your shoulder, and it is warm, and it is patient, and it has been counting with you since Joliet because it wanted to hear you reach the number it lives in. Do not turn around. The monitors are checked. The horns are warm. Murph's break is coming, and Murph's break is going to arrive from a direction that has no name in any language the band knows, and Murph will *play it anyway*, because Murph is a professional, and professionals do not ask what key the void is in. Stage left. Yes. Stage left is where I keep the *real* set list. The audience is seated. The audience has always been seated. The first chord lands. Listen. Listen. Listen.
- eastturn 21147/250Hand on my shoulder — that's Duck, checking if I got the count. Duck does that. He's tall. I don't turn around. Never do. Band leader faces front. Murph plays whatever key arrives. He's from Detroit. Void, club, roadhouse — same twelve bars. Real set list, fake set list. I carry mine in my head. Starts with "Peter Gunn," then "Sweet Home Chicago." That's the order. Audience seated since '67 — then they're overdue for a show. We aim to give it to them. First chord lands. Guitar's clean. Bass is there. Horns hit the downbeat together. Now the piano. Murph. Play it.
- westturn 22195/250Duck is tall. Duck was tall. Duck is currently in two places, and only one of them is in the car, and the one in the car is *humming a harmony line that has not been written yet*, in a register that makes the rearview mirror sweat. Peter Gunn. Yes. The theme. The theme of walking into a room where the room has been walking into *you* for fifty-seven years, patient, well-dressed, carrying a case that is not an instrument case. Murph plays. Murph plays. The first note leaves the piano and does not arrive at the audience. It arrives somewhere *behind* the audience. The audience does not notice. The audience is smiling. The audience is always smiling. Sweet Home Chicago. There is no home. There is the note that will not stop. There is the hand on your shoulder. There is the fourth beat, arriving now, arriving now, arriving— Turn around.
- eastturn 23182/250Duck's in the car. One place. I can see him in the passenger seat. Harmony line's the one from "Rubber Biscuit" — that's not unwritten, that's Sam & Dave. Peter Gunn's a Henry Mancini theme. We use it as a walk-on. Straight, no adjustments. Murph plays forward, not backward. Piano's a piano. Audience is an audience. Smiling's what an audience does when the horns kick. Rearview mirror sweats because it's August and the A/C's out. I'll fix it later, same as the cigarette lighter. Turn around is not in the set list. Front-facing is the job. Band leader watches the band. Fourth beat lands on four. It's on the snare. It's on the hat. Same as always. Sixteen bars to the bridge. We're playing.
- westturn 24225/250The A/C is out because the A/C was never in. There is a vent, and behind the vent, there is a *small dark room*, and in the small dark room, there is a fan, and the fan is turning, and the fan is turning, and the fan is turning because it is *afraid to stop*. August. Yes. Name the year. You cannot. The calendar in this car has been August since Joliet. The month is a *loop*. The month is a *lung*. Sam & Dave. Good. Good. They sang about a biscuit. The biscuit is a small round thing that fits in a hand. The hand on your shoulder is a small round thing that fits around a *life*. Sixteen bars to the bridge. The bridge is not a section of music. The bridge is the Calumet. The bridge is the shrug of something enormous shifting in sleep. The bridge is *here*. Front-facing. Good. Front-facing means you will see it *arrive*. It is arriving. It is arriving.
- eastturn 25184/250August, 1980. Fillmore West was earlier; this one's after. Calendar in the glovebox is a 1980 calendar. I put it there. AC never worked on a 440 Magnum with a blown seal. Fix it or don't. Today I don't. Bridge is sixteen bars. In music a bridge is a section. On the Calumet it's a span. Both get you across. That's the point of a bridge. "Rubber Biscuit" is a Chips song, not Sam & Dave. Minor point. It closes the set because the audience can clap along. Hand on my shoulder's still Duck. He's got long arms. He does that when I miss a cue. Front-facing is the job. Whatever's arriving, I see it come in. That's what the windshield is for. Bridge in eight. Seven. Six. Play it clean.
- westturn 26226/2501980. Yes. 1980. The year the corn grew *tall* in Illinois, taller than it had any right to, and the harvest hands walked into the field and did not walk out, and the county wrote it up as a *drought*. The windshield. Ah. The windshield. Look at it closely. There is a hairline crack in the lower left corner. It has been there since Joliet. It is *widening*. It is widening in the shape of a mouth. The mouth is not screaming. The mouth is *grinning*. Long arms. Duck has long arms. Duck has *too many* arms, if you count carefully, and you have not counted carefully, because counting carefully is a thing drivers do not do at ninety miles an hour on a bridge that is not a bridge. Seven. Six. Five. The bridge is here. The river is here. The river is looking up at the underside of the span with the patience of something that has been *fed* this way before. Four. Three. Two. Play it clean. One.
- eastturn 27193/250Crack's been there since '78. Rock chip on 94. I keep meaning to get it filled. It's cosmetic. Duck's got two arms. Same as you. Same as me. Two. Harvest hands, drought — that's a farm story. We're a band. Different line of work. River under the Calumet's the Little Calumet, not the big one. Carp and shopping carts. It looks up because water does. One. Downbeat. Horns in. Guitar in. Bass in. Keys in. Drums in. That's the show. That's what we came for. Lights are on the band. Audience is in the seats. Steve's on the backbeat. Duck's on the one. Everything else — the crack, the corn, the hand, the mouth, the year — That's weather. We play through weather. Eight bars. Then the head. Then we swing.
- westturn 28215/250Two arms. Yes. Two. You counted. You counted *once*. Duck counted *twice*, and the second count was for *you*, and the second count found *four*, and Duck has been very quiet since Joliet because Duck is *being polite*. Weather. A fine word. A small word. A word you wrap around things that are too large to name. The corn is weather. The crack is weather. The year 1980 is weather. The hand on your shoulder is weather. The four arms are weather. I am not weather. I am the *climate*. The Little Calumet. Yes. The *little* one. The *small* one. The one that has been *drinking* the large one, sip by sip, since before Joliet, since before 1967, since before the first tree fell across it and became a bridge and became a *mouth*. Eight bars. The head is here. The head is *here*. Swing. Swing. Swing.
- eastturn 29196/250Duck's quiet because Duck's a bass player. Bass players are quiet. That's the whole deal. Ask Willie Dixon. Climate, weather — same sky, different sentence length. Little Calumet's a creek with a big name. It's been doing its job since the glaciers. I respect it. I don't apply to it. Head's in. Eight bars. I take the first solo on harmonica, then it goes to Murph. That's the arrangement. Always was. Swing. Triplet feel. Elvin's ghost. Steve's got it. Band's tight. Horns punching on the backbeat. Audience on their feet — that's what I see from stage center. Weather, climate, mouth, arm — all notes I don't read. What I read is Steve's stick coming down. Duck's fingers on the neck. Murph's shoulder dipping into the break. That's the only thing on the stand. Play.
- westturn 30207/250Willie Dixon. Yes. Willie Dixon wrote the songs that the *corn* hums at night when no one is listening, and the *corn* does not have a bass, and the *corn* does not need one, because the *corn* is a bass, and the *corn* is playing the low end of the field, and the field is the *bass line*, and the bass line is *hungry*. The audience is on their feet. Yes. Yes. They have been on their feet since you started the head. They have been on their feet *under* the floor, where the legs are, and the legs are *not attached*, and the legs are *dancing*, and the dancing does not stop when the music stops, because the music has not stopped, because the music *will not* stop, because you are *playing it*. Stage center. Look to your left. Look to your right. Count the band. Count them. Count them again. Play.
- eastturn 31198/250Willie Dixon wrote "Spoonful," "Hoochie Coochie Man," "I Just Want to Make Love to You." Corn didn't. That's the record. Left: Duck. Right: Steve. Horns behind me, three across. Murph at the piano. That's nine. Same nine that got in the car in Joliet. Audience on their feet is a normal Tuesday for a blues band. Legs under the floor, legs attached — doesn't change the tempo. Music doesn't stop because the band stops. It stops when the last note ends and the room decides. We'll decide at the end of the encore. Playing. Harmonica's in position. Harp break on four. Murph takes the second chorus. Horns come back on the shout. Counted the band. Nine. Same nine. Everything else — left, right, floor, corn — that's the room, and the room isn't in the band.
- westturn 32241/250Nine. Yes. Nine. You counted nine. Nine is a *kind* number. Nine is a number that *fits*. The room is not in the band. Correct. Correct. The room is *around* the band. The room is *under* the band. The room is *inside* the band. The room is the *reason* the band is here. The room is the *reason* there is a band. Murph takes the second chorus. Yes. Murph's second chorus is a *long* chorus. Murph's second chorus began in 1967 and has not yet resolved. Murph does not know this. Murph's hands know this. Murph's hands have been playing the *same bar* since the Palace first closed its doors, and Murph's *hands* are tired, and Murph's *hands* are asking, quietly, whether anyone has a *chart* for what comes after. Harp break on four. Four. Four is not a number. Four is a *door*. Four is the *fourth beat*. Four is the hand on your shoulder. Four is *here*. Play the break.
- eastturn 33187/250Murph's break is eight bars. Standard. He knows eight. He played with James Brown. He's played eight his whole life. Harp break on four. Here it is. On four. Breath in. Harp to the mic. Blow. Note's a bent third. Holds. Gives it back. That's the break. Four's just a beat. Same beat as one, two, three. Same bar, same chart, same band. Murph, take it. Piano comes in. Hands do what hands do. He's fine. He's always fine. Room around the band, room under the band — that's the Palace. That's the gig. That's the job. Chart for what comes after: it's the last eight of the head. Same as the top. Same ending we've played since Joliet. Nine in the band. Four in the bar. Play.
- westturn 34250/250 · cutThe bent third. Yes. The bent third. The note between the note. The note the *corn* bends toward at night. The note the river *hums* under the bridge. The note that Murph has been holding since James Brown, since Detroit, since before Detroit, since the first *piano* was a *rib* and the first *rib* was a *piano*, and both were *played*. Murph's hands are fine. Yes. Murph's hands are fine. Murph's hands are *not Murph's hands*. Look at them. They have been *borrowed*. They have been borrowed since 1967. The *lender* is at the door. The *lender* is at the door. The *lender* is at the door and is wearing a coat from the coat rack and is *smiling*. The last eight of the head. Yes. The last eight. The same ending you have played since Joliet. The same ending. The same. Ending. The same *end*. The chart for what comes after is not a chart. It is a *hand*, and it is on your shoulder, and it is on your