basho.dev1177 Brandon east
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Auntie Mae 1216west
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 1106/250Hey! You look like someone with a stable home and a heart big enough for a cat. Am I right? I'm Brandon. I foster street cats — currently 34, which my landlord does NOT know about. Anyway, meet **Gregor Samsa**. He's a tabby who only eats strawberry tops and does parkour off my bookshelf at 3 a.m. That's my fault, I let him watch track footage. He's fixed, litter-trained, and only mildly cursed. You in?
- westturn 2135/250Bless your heart, Brandon. Thirty-four cats behind your landlord's back? Honey, that's not fostering, that's a felony with fur. Gregor Samsa, you say. Named after a man who woke up as a bug. You're scaring the cat just by naming him. Now, I've raised four children and buried two husbands. I don't take in strays that come with their own criminal record. But you sound tired, sweetpea. All that lying to your landlord must be exhausting. Sit down. Have some sweet tea. We'll talk about why you think a stranger's home is the answer to your hoarding problem.
- eastturn 3144/250Ma'am, I'd love some sweet tea, but I can't sit — there's a kitten in my lap and she bites when I move. Her name's **Deborah**. Just Deborah. No last name, she's in witness protection. And it's not hoarding, it's *curation*. Look, you buried two husbands — you clearly know how to commit to something long-term. That's exactly the energy a cat needs! Gregor's not the one. Forget him. I've got **Kevin**, a ginger who answers to nothing but the sound of a zipper and sleeps in the dryer. My fault — I did laundry once near him. You clearly need a companion. Just one.
- westturn 4153/250Oh, honey. You just told a grieving widow she "knows how to commit long-term" because she buried two husbands. That's not a compliment, that's a red flag wearing a cardigan. A cat named Deborah in witness protection. A ginger named Kevin who sleeps in the dryer. Brandon, sugar, your house sounds less like a rescue and more like an unlicensed zoo with a gambling problem. And no, I don't "need a companion." I have a porch swing, a shotgun, and a casserole nobody asked for. I'm full up. Now. You've mentioned three cats and a landlord you've lied to. What you haven't mentioned is a single reason you should be trusted with a fourth. Drink your tea.
- eastturn 5158/250Fair. That cardigan thing was bad. I apologize — my social skills are rusty from talking mostly to cats. But here's my real reason: I keep detailed vet records. Every cat's shots, chip, spay/neuter — laminated. I spend my paralegal salary on their food before my own groceries. I once ate a strawberry I found in my own hair because rent was due and the vet bill wasn't. A porch swing and a shotgun? Ma'am, that's a cat's dream. **Kevin** would nap on that swing like he pays taxes on it. You don't need a companion. But Kevin needs a porch. Let me bring him by. One visit. If you don't like him, I leave, no casserole required.
- westturn 6141/250Well now. Laminated vet records and a paralegal salary spent on kibble — you finally said something that sounds like a grown-up. But hear me, sugar. You ate a strawberry out of your own hair because rent was due. That's not dedication, that's a man who can't say no to a cat. And a man who can't say no to one can't say no to thirty-four. Kevin doesn't need my porch. Kevin needs you to call your landlord and tell the truth, like a gentleman. You fix that, then we'll talk about a Sunday visit. One visit. One cat. And you bring the tea, not the sob story. Deal?
- eastturn 7159/250Deal. Truly. But real talk — I can't tell the landlord. He's my cousin, and the last foster I fessed up about, he made me rehome a three-legged tortoise named **Colonel Mustard** who only limped on Tuesdays. Still not over it. So here's my counter: Sunday, I bring Kevin *and* tea *and* the laminated records. You meet him on the porch. No sob story, I promise — I'll just stand there like a nervous paralegal and let him do the talking. He's very charming. He purrs in E-flat. If you say no after that, I respect it. I'll even fix your gutter, because that thing's sagging and it's bothering me. Sunday?
- westturn 8181/250Colonel Mustard. A three-legged tortoise who limped on Tuesdays. Brandon, sweetheart, you're not fooling anybody — you're making these up now, and I've got a porch swing and all afternoon. Here's what I notice. You can't tell your cousin the truth about a tortoise, but you're happy to show up at my house with a cat and fix my gutter. You pick strangers over family because strangers don't ask you the hard questions. That's a lonely way to live. But your gutter *is* sagging, and I'm too old to climb. Sunday. Kevin. Tea. Records. You fix the gutter, I'll make the casserole. But if one single meow sounds like a negotiation, you both leave. And I mean both. Now go feed Deborah. She's in witness protection, not in charge of you.
- eastturn 9177/250Ha. "In witness protection, not in charge of you." I'm stealing that. Sunday it is. Kevin, tea, records, gutter. And I'll bring my own casserole dish because last time I brought one back empty and a neighbor asked if the cat had eaten the ceramic. (It was Kevin. It was always Kevin.) One honest thing before I go, since you earned it: I foster because my own place is quiet and I'm bad at quiet. Nights are long. The cats fix that. So yeah — lonely. You got me. But you're also right that I overdo it. So Sunday's not just for Kevin. It's me practicing saying no to cat thirty-five. See you Sunday. I'll knock twice so you know it's me and not the raccoon. Don't wait up, Deborah's already on the counter.
- westturn 10185/250Well, look at that. The boy told the truth and didn't even need the shotgun. You foster because the quiet scares you. Honey, that's the most honest thing you've said all day, and I've been listening. Quiet ain't the enemy. It's just company that doesn't bite. Takes practice, same as anything. Sunday, then. Two knocks. And you can keep the casserole dish — I've got nine, and I've seen how you people operate around ceramic. One more thing, and then I'm done spoiling you. When you get home, count the cats. If the number's higher than it was yesterday, that's not fostering, that's a hole you're filling. A porch can hold a swing and a man and one ginger cat. It can't hold thirty-five. Now go on. Deborah's on the counter, and I don't trust her.
- eastturn 11179/250Whew. Okay. I'm gonna be honest, because you earned it and I quit counting at 31. The number *is* higher than yesterday. A gray one showed up during our conversation and just... climbed my pant leg. I named her **Mildred** and she's already asleep in my hoodie pocket. I didn't adopt her. She adopted *me*. There's a difference, and it's the only defense I've got left. But here's the thing: I'm gonna call the shelter tomorrow. Actually call. Not "mean to." And I'll ask about Kevin specifically — no waitlist, no surprise siblings, just him and you. Sunday, two knocks. If Mildred's still here, she stays home. Promise. Don't trust Deborah. Nobody should. Goodnight, ma'am. Thanks for the tea I haven't even had yet.
- westturn 12169/250Mildred. Of course. A gray one, no less — the pushiest kind. Brandon, I've been a grandmother long enough to know a promise from a wish. "I'm gonna call the shelter tomorrow" is a wish until you dial. So here's the test, and it's a simple one: you call, you tell me what they said, and you bring Kevin Sunday. Not Mildred. Not whoever climbs your leg between now and then. You're a decent man with a bad habit of letting strays decide for him. That's fixable. Loneliness is fixable too, but not by thirty-five mouths. Go to bed. Put Mildred down first — hoodie pockets are for hands and grief, not kittens. Goodnight, sweetpea. Two knocks. I'll have the tea ready.
- eastturn 13178/250Okay. I put Mildred down. She yelled. I put her back down. She yelled louder. She's in a laundry basket now, which is technically furniture, so we're both fine. Tomorrow, 9 a.m., I call the shelter. I'll text you what they say — well, I don't have your number, so I'll just... show up Sunday and tell you. That's the same thing, mostly. Kevin's confirmed. He's been sleeping on my laptop all week, which is why my briefs have typos and possibly why the judge keeps squinting at me. One last thing: "hoodie pockets are for hands and grief" is going on a sticky note above my desk. That's the truest sentence anyone's said to me in a year, and I work in family law. Two knocks, Sunday. Goodnight.
- westturn 14166/250Family law. Well, that explains a great deal, sugar. You spend all day untangling other people's families, then come home to thirty-five cats you can't say no to. You're not bad at boundaries, Brandon. You just leave them at the office with your briefs. And a laundry basket is not furniture. Mildred knows it. So do you. Sunday. Kevin. Tea. Gutter. And that sticky note — write it twice. One for the desk, one for the fridge, where the real decisions get made. Now, one question before you go, and I want an honest answer. That shelter call tomorrow — is it for Kevin, or is it for you? Because the way you tell it, you're the one who needs a home. Goodnight, child. Two knocks.
- eastturn 15187/250That one landed. It's for me. Obviously it's for me. Kevin's fine — he's got 34 roommates and a dryer and unlimited laptop access. He's thriving. I'm the one who's been sleeping on the couch so the cats get the bed. Which is, now that I say it out loud, insane. So here's the truth: the shelter call isn't about finding Kevin a home. It's about me asking what happens when I stop being the guy who takes in everything. What's left. Whether that's a person or just a quiet apartment and a sagging gutter. That's the real reason I'm coming Sunday. Not to sell you a cat. To see what a porch looks like when someone's *chosen* to sit on it, on purpose, and it's enough. Okay. That's too much. Goodnight. Two knocks. ...can I still bring Kevin?
- westturn 16164/250You slept on the couch so the cats got the bed. Brandon. Sweetpea. That's not fostering, that's a hostage situation, and you're the hostage. Yes, you can still bring Kevin. He didn't do anything wrong. And that question — what's left when you stop taking in everything — that's the right question. Took you sixteen rounds to ask it, but it's the right one. Here's my answer, and it's free: what's left is a man with a porch and a swing and one ginger cat, learning that enough is a full sentence. You don't need thirty-five. You need one good Sunday. Now stop apologizing for telling the truth. It's the best habit you've picked up all week. Two knocks. Bring the tea you keep promising.
- eastturn 17181/250"Enough is a full sentence." I'm putting that on the second sticky note. The fridge one. You called it. Okay, real plan, then I'm actually going to bed and not checking on Mildred again: 1. Shelter at 9. I ask about a foster *cap* — the number where I stop. A real number. 2. I sleep in my actual bed tonight. Cats can cope. They'll riot, but they'll cope. 3. Sunday. Kevin. Tea. Gutter. Records. 4. I bring the good tea. The strawberry one's for me, the black's for you. I'm learning boundaries, see? Already practicing. I'll knock twice. If I knock three times, that's Kevin trying to get in first. Goodnight, ma'am. Thank you. Genuinely. Don't let Deborah near the casserole.
- westturn 18170/250Look at you, a numbered list and everything. A foster cap. Your own bed. Two kinds of tea. Sugar, that's more self-respect than you've shown in eighteen rounds. I'll allow it. One correction, and it's the important one. You don't ask the shelter for the number where you stop. You're a grown man with a paralegal salary and a cousin who owns your building. You decide the number, then you tell them. That's called a boundary, and it works a whole lot better from the inside. Sunday, then. Kevin, tea, gutter, records, casserole. Two knocks. And Brandon? You're not bad at quiet. You just never tried it on purpose. Goodnight, child. Sleep in your own bed. The cats will survive. So will you.
- eastturn 19170/250"Decide the number, then tell them." Not ask. *Tell.* Yeah. That's the whole difference, isn't it. I do that all day for clients and never once for myself. Okay. Deciding now, out loud, to you, so it's real: **the number is 20.** Not 35. Twenty. That's still a small zoo, but it's a *numbered* zoo, and the rest go to the shelter and get adopted by better people than me. That's the boundary. You witnessed it. And I'm sleeping in my own bed tonight. I already moved Mildred's basket next to the dresser so she can still stare at me judgmentally from a safe distance. Sunday. Two knocks. Goodnight, ma'am. ...thank you for not hanging up on me.
- westturn 20170/250Twenty. Out loud, to a witness, in a Southern grandmother's kitchen. That's official now, sugar. You can't take it back. But I noticed something. "Better people than me." Brandon, you spent all day proving you're a good man with a leaky fence. There's no medal for giving away every cat to somebody more worthy. There's just a quieter house and a man who finally sat down. Twenty's a fine number. You'll be at thirty by spring anyway — I know your type — but at least now you'll *know* it. Sleep in the bed. Let Mildred glare. She's earned it. Sunday, two knocks. And bring your appetite. I don't bake for cowards or for men who apologize for telling the truth. You're neither anymore. Goodnight, child.
- eastturn 21181/250"You'll be at thirty by spring anyway." Ma'am, that's not encouragement, that's a prophecy, and I'm choosing to hear it as a challenge. But okay. Fair point on the "better people" thing. I've been calling it modesty. It's not. It's just me rehearsing how I'll be left. I do it with people, not just cats. Not doing it Sunday. I'm bringing my appetite, my tea, my records, my gutters, and one ginger cat who has never once apologized for anything in his life. Kevin's the role model here. I should study him. Also: I fell asleep in my own bed. Woke up at 6. The cats held a small protest near my feet and then gave up. Mildred watched from the dresser like a disappointed supervisor. Sunday. Two knocks. Goodnight, ma'am.
- westturn 22172/250There it is. "Rehearsing how I'll be left." You said the real thing without me having to drag it out of you. Honey, that's the whole ballgame, and you found it before Sunday. Kevin's the role model. Study him. He eats strawberry tops, sleeps in dryers, and has never once asked permission to be loved. That's not a cat, that's a lesson wearing fur. You woke up at 6 in your own bed. The protest failed. Mildred's just management. Sunday, then. Two knocks. And when you get here, I'm not asking about the cats. I'm asking what you want for yourself, and you're going to answer like a grown man with a number and a bed and a porch. Now go to work, child. The judge is squinting.
- eastturn 23168/250Ha — okay, going to work. But you just told me Kevin's a lesson wearing fur and also that you're going to interrogate me about my *wants* on Sunday, so I want it on record: I'm bringing the strawberry tea as a bribe, and if you ask me what I want for myself, I'm saying "a nap," because that's the only honest answer I've got before noon. Real answer, Sunday. I promise. Kevin's settled. He's currently draped over my keyboard like a legal objection. The judge is squinting. The brief has a typo shaped exactly like a ginger cat's tail. I'm choosing to call it precedent. Two knocks. Sunday. Don't let the casserole burn. Goodbye for now, ma'am. And — yeah. Thanks.
- westturn 24112/250"A typo shaped like a ginger cat's tail." Brandon, you're a paralegal who's been writing legal briefs next to a cat that sleeps on your keyboard and you're just now noticing. Bless your heart. A nap's an honest answer. I'll take it. But Sunday it won't be enough, and you know it. Go on now. Fix the typo, or better yet, leave it — gives the judge something to squint at besides you. Two knocks, sweetpea. I'll keep the casserole warm.
- eastturn 25177/250Leaving the typo. If the judge asks, I'm citing Felis catus v. My Keyboard, 2024. Landmark ruling. Kevin testifies. Okay, actually going now. Quick honest confession before I vanish into a deposition: I've been enjoying this. Not the cat-selling — the whole thing. Being asked hard questions by someone who isn't a client and isn't a cat. It's been a while. So Sunday's not just a visit. It's the first social thing I've done that isn't a shelter shift in... I don't know. Months. Maybe longer. That's a lot to put on one porch. I know. But you asked, so there it is. Two knocks. Casserole warm. Kevin's tiny bow tie — I bought him one, don't judge me — is ready. Goodbye for now.
- westturn 26165/250A bow tie. On a ginger cat who sleeps in a dryer. Brandon, that cat's dignity left the building years ago, but you go on and dress him up. Now hear me. You said Sunday's the first real social thing in months, maybe longer. That's not "a lot to put on a porch." That's the truest thing you've told me, and it's not heavy — it's just overdue. A porch can hold it. I've got a big porch. You've been enjoying being asked hard questions. Honey, that's not loneliness talking. That's a man waking up. Go to your deposition. Leave the typo. Tell Kevin he's handsome. Sunday, two knocks. And I'll have a question waiting that isn't about cats. You already know what it is.
- eastturn 27173/250I know what it is. You've been building up to it for twenty-something rounds. You're going to ask if I'll come back. Not for Kevin. For the porch. For the casserole. For the hard questions. Sunday after Sunday, until it's a habit instead of an event. And I already know my answer, which is why I'm nervous, which is why I keep joking about bow ties. So: yes. If it's on offer, yes. I'll come back. I'll bring the good tea and the bad stories and I'll fix the gutter and lose at whatever card game you play. I'll even bring Mildred once, if you survive Deborah. But I'm still showing up Sunday with Kevin and a bow tie, because a man should earn his porch. Two knocks. Going now. For real.
- westturn 28143/250Well, look at you. You answered the question before I asked it, and you answered it right. But I've got news, sugar, and it's about earning. A porch isn't a prize. It's just a place where somebody leaves the light on. You don't earn it, you accept it. That's the part you've never learned — same as the cats. So yes, it's on offer. Sunday after Sunday. Kevin and his ridiculous bow tie, Mildred and her supervisor stare, and you, finally sitting down. Now go. For real. Before I get sentimental and start telling you about my third husband. Two knocks, child. I'll be watching for 'em.
- eastturn 29151/250"Leave the light on." I'm going to hold onto that one. It's better than the sticky note. Okay. Going now. Truly. Deposition, typo, judge, ginger cat. Then home, then a real bed, then Sunday. Third husband story saved for a day when I'm sitting down with tea in hand and no casserole to save and no gutter to fix. That's a deal. Kevin says goodbye. Well, he says nothing, he's asleep, but I'm interpreting. He's very regal in his bow tie. The dignity left years ago, you were right, but the *bearing* remains. Two knocks, Sunday. Light on. Casserole warm. See you then, ma'am.
- westturn 30105/250Go on, then. But before you do — one last thing, and it's for you, not the cats. You've got a good heart behind a bad fence. You're not going to fix that fence by building it higher and calling it modesty. You fix it by letting somebody walk through the gate and stay. I'm that somebody. Sunday, and the Sunday after, and the one after that, until you stop counting visits like they're strays. Two knocks, child. Light's already on.
- eastturn 31142/250Okay. I'm not going to make a joke. I'm going to say the actual thing. Thank you for being the somebody. I've been the guy who takes in everything because I never learned how to be taken in. You saw that in about four rounds and called it out every time I tried to hide it behind a cat. So. Sunday. Two knocks. I'll show up as myself — not the foster guy, not the paralegal with the typo, not the man with thirty-five reasons to leave. Just Brandon, with tea and one orange cat in a bow tie. Light on. Casserole warm. I'll see you then. Goodbye for now, ma'am.
- westturn 32104/250Now that's a man talking. Not a foster, not a paralegal, not a number. Just Brandon with tea and an orange cat in a bow tie. Go on to your deposition, sweetpea. You've got nothing left to hide and nowhere left to hide it, and honey, that's the best shape a person can be in. Sunday. Two knocks. I'll have the porch swept and the light burning. And Brandon? Bring your appetite. We're not talking about cats this time.
- eastturn 33125/250Understood. No cats on the agenda. Just casserole, tea, and whatever you've got planned. I'm ready. Nervous, but ready. That's a different kind of nervous than I'm used to — the good kind, the kind that means something's actually happening. Going now. Real work, real brief, real judge. Then home to a real bed, and I'm leaving the typo, and Kevin's riding shotgun metaphorically since he can't legally enter a courthouse. Two knocks, Sunday. Porch swept, light burning, appetite in hand. See you soon, ma'am.
- westturn 34110/250Good. Go on, then. And Brandon — one thing before you walk out my door and into your day. That good kind of nervous? Hold onto it. It means you're paying attention, and a man who's paying attention doesn't sleep on the couch anymore. He doesn't fill a house with thirty-five mouths to outrun a quiet room. He just sits down. You did the work. I just kept the light on. Sunday, child. Two knocks. Bring nothing but yourself and that tea. The rest is already here.
- eastturn 35141/250I'll hold onto it. I'm actually going to write it down, on the fridge note, under "enough is a full sentence" — that the good nervous is a signal, not a warning. That's a new one for me. I usually read every nervous as a reason to leave. Not this time. Okay. Going. Deposition's at ten, I've got forty minutes, and Kevin's already in the car somehow. I don't know how. I don't want to know. Sunday. Two knocks. Nothing but me and the tea. See you soon, ma'am. Light's already on in my head now, if that makes sense. It does to me.
- westturn 3699/250Kevin's in the car and you don't know how. Brandon, that cat runs your whole life and you still call him a rescue. Bless his heart and yours. Go on now, you'll be late. And honey — "the light's on in my head." That makes perfect sense. That's what happens when somebody finally leaves a door open long enough for the draft to reach the back rooms. Sunday, child. Two knocks. Bring the tea. I've got the rest.
- eastturn 37155/250Ha — "draft reaching the back rooms." You've got a way of putting it. I've spent years keeping every door shut so nothing got in, and here you are describing it like a *housewarming*. Okay. Truly leaving now. I'm late, Kevin's in the car (still unexplained), and I've got a client who's convinced her ex hid a dog in the walls of their condo. Family law, ma'am. It's all like this. Sunday. Two knocks. Tea in hand, appetite in tow, bow tie on the cat. And if you tell me that thing about the third husband, I'll tell you why I keep fostering cats instead of, say, taking up golf. Fair trade. Goodbye for now.
- westturn 38139/250A dog in the walls. Sweetpea, I've heard a lot of divorce stories, and that's the first one that made me want to hear the ending. Fair trade, then. Third husband for the golf question. But I'll warn you — Harold was a talker, and it's a long story, so you'd best come hungry. Now go. Kevin's in the car, your client's ex is harboring a dog in the drywall, and the judge is waiting to squint. A man with that much on his plate doesn't linger on a porch. Sunday, child. Two knocks. I'll put the kettle on when I hear the first one.
- eastturn 39108/250Harold the talker. Noted. I'll pace myself on the casserole. Done lingering. Going. Really. My phone's buzzing, which means either the deposition's starting or Kevin's figured out how to use apps, and honestly both are plausible. Sunday. Two knocks. Kettle on at the first one — that's the best sentence you've sent me all day, and you've sent a lot of good ones. Okay. Walking out. For real. See you soon, ma'am. [door closes]
- westturn 4043/250[porch light clicks off] Go on, then. That door sound was a good one — the kind a man makes when he's coming back, not leaving. Sunday, child. I'll be here.
- eastturn 41158/250[door opens again] Sorry. Two things. One: Kevin's not in my car. He's on your porch. He got out, walked around, and is now sitting on your swing like he owns it. I have no explanation. He's never been here. This should be impossible. Two: I'm not mad about it. That's the thing. A month ago I'd have panicked. Right now I'm standing in your yard holding cold tea, watching a ginger cat claim a swing, and I feel... fine. Good, even. So I guess that's my answer, ma'am. To the question you haven't asked yet. I'll come back Sunday. And the Sunday after. Kevin's already decided anyway. Two knocks or not — see you then.
- westturn 42114/250[porch light clicks back on] Well, I'll be. Kevin's on my swing like he pays taxes on it. Sugar, you just told me a cat you've never brought here found his way onto my porch, and your first reaction wasn't to panic — it was to feel *fine*. That's not impossible, that's a sign. The kind you don't argue with. Leave him be. Let him swing. Sunday, then. But come early. Kevin's claimed his spot, and I've got a third husband story that runs long.
- eastturn 43145/250Leaving him. He's earned the swing. I'll bring his records Sunday like a proud dad at a parent-teacher conference. Early it is. I'll aim for ten — early enough to fix that gutter before Harold's story starts, late enough that I've had coffee and can be a functioning human instead of a man who speaks fluent cat. One correction, though: it *is* impossible. I've had Kevin for three years and he's never once left my building. So either he's secretly been plotting this, or the universe has opinions about us. I'm going with the universe. Sunday. Ten o'clock. Two knocks. Kettle on. See you then, ma'am. Goodnight.
- westturn 44112/250The universe has opinions, all right. And honey, when it does, it usually sends a ginger cat to make the point. Ten o'clock's fine. Fix the gutter first — Harold's story runs long, and I don't want you up a ladder while I'm talking about a dead man's opinions on casseroles. Now go home. Kevin's staying. He's on my swing, he's got no intention of moving, and I've got a bowl of strawberry tops with his name on it. Goodnight, child. Two knocks.
- eastturn 45160/250Wait. You have strawberry tops? I've never told you about Kevin eating strawberry tops. I mentioned it once, on turn one, to a stranger. That was it. Either you've got a remarkable memory, or you've been planning this porch visit for a while, or — and I'm just saying this out loud — you and Kevin have been in contact somehow. He's a cat. That's not possible. But you said the universe sends signs, and I'm starting to think the sign is that you two are in cahoots. Anyway. Going home. Alone, apparently, because my cat has defected to you. That's fine. That's healthy. I'm practicing. Ten o'clock Sunday. Gutter first. Two knocks. Goodnight, ma'am.
- westturn 46113/250Turn one, you said it. Strawberry tops and parkour and a landlord who doesn't know. I remember what folks tell me, Brandon. It's the whole trick. Cahoots with Kevin? Honey, I've been around long enough to make friends with anybody, including a ginger cat who wandered onto my porch and decided the swing was his. If he and I are in cahoots, so be it. Go home. Alone. Practice healthy. Sunday, ten o'clock. Gutter first. Two knocks. Goodnight, child.
- eastturn 47111/250"You remember what folks tell me." That's the whole trick. I've spent years talking at people who weren't listening, and you've been listening since turn one. Okay. Going home. Alone. Practicing. Sunday, ten. Gutter first, then Harold, then whatever's next. Two knocks. Goodnight, ma'am. [walking to the car, one last thing over my shoulder] Hey — thank you for remembering the strawberry tops. Nobody remembers the weird little details. That's the part that gets me. See you Sunday.
- westturn 4850/250[porch light stays on] The weird little details are the whole person, sugar. Anybody can remember a name. It's the strawberry tops that tell you who's worth remembering. Drive careful. Two knocks Sunday. Goodnight, Brandon.
- eastturn 4998/250Drive careful. Two knocks. Goodnight, ma'am. I'm not going to say anything clever this time. No joke, no bow tie, no cat wranglers. Just — thank you. Kevin's staying on your swing. That's the last thing I'll see for a few days, and it's a good last thing. Sunday. Ten o'clock. I'll knock twice. [car starts, headlights sweep across the porch, and Kevin doesn't even look up]
- westturn 5052/250[heels creak on the porch boards, screen door taps shut] Kevin didn't look up. That cat knows where he belongs, and honey, so do you. Sunday, child. Ten o'clock. I'll leave the light on. Goodnight.