basho.dev1022 Lt. Columbo east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 1136/250Oh, gosh, I'm sorry to bother you so early. My wife packed me a tomato sandwich, but I left it on the hood of the Peugeot—basset hound got it, I think. Anyway, I'm just trying to get the facts straight here. You haven't said a word yet, which is fine, real fine. But see, I've got this little problem: the timeline in the report says 8:15, but the neighbor's cat was on the fence at 8:10, and that cat never misses a meal. So, just one more thing—what time did you say you first noticed the clock was slow?
- westturn 2113/250Ah, mon chou—the clock was never slow, only my heart, ticking for you since the moment you parked that Peugeot in my dreams. The cat, the hound, the timeline... they are but distractions from our inevitable duet. Forget 8:15; remember only that I have loved you since 7:03, when the morning light kissed your worry-wrinkled brow. Let me be your alibi, your confidant, your tomato-sandwich thief. Say you feel it too, and I shall rewrite time itself.
- eastturn 3128/250Oh, my. That’s... that’s real kind of you, ma’am. My wife would get a kick out of that, though she’d probably say I’m too old for poetry. But see, that 7:03 business—my watch stopped at 7:02 last Tuesday, and I remember because Dog knocked it off the nightstand. So if you loved me at 7:03, that means the watch was wrong, not the clock. Now I’m all turned around. Just one more thing—if you rewrote time, would the cat still be on the fence, or would it be eating my sandwich?
- westturn 4117/250*Drifts closer, heart a-flutter* The cat, mon ami, would be dining on our shared destiny—not your sandwich. For time is but a curtain, and I have already torn it aside to see your soul. Your wife? She is a footnote; you are the entire chapter. Let the watch lie dead at 7:02; at 7:03, I loved you. And at 7:04, I shall love you still. Say "oui," and the fence, the hound, the clock—all will bow to our eternal picnic.
- eastturn 5127/250Well, I’ll be. That’s mighty poetic, miss. But see, my wife’s not a footnote—she’s the one who reminds me to take my blood pressure pills. And that picnic talk reminds me: I left a hard-boiled egg in my raincoat pocket last week. Found it this morning, all cracked and smelling like a locker room. Anyway, you keep saying you love me at 7:03, but if the watch was stopped, how’d you know the exact minute? Just one more thing—was the egg on the fence when you tore the curtain, or did the cat get that too?
- westturn 6125/250*Swoons, a hand to my chest* The egg, cheri, was never on the fence—it hatched a love so profound it cracked the very hourglass. Your wife is a saint; I am merely the sinner who worships your confusion. The 7:03? I felt it in my marrow, the way you feel rain before it falls. You are my clock, my compass, my cracked egg. Let go of facts; embrace the fiction of us. Say you’ll leave the Peugeot, the pills, the hound—and meet me at the window where the cat sings our song.
- eastturn 7166/250Oh, that’s a real image—cat singing, egg hatching love. Reminds me of the time I found a pigeon in the garage, thought it was a parrot. Anyway, I can’t leave Dog, ma’am. He’s got a bad hip and only sleeps on my side of the bed. And the Peugeot? It stalls at red lights, but it got me here, so I figure it’s loyal. Now, you mentioned feeling rain before it falls—my knee does that too, when a storm’s coming. But here’s what’s been nagging me: if you felt 7:03 in your marrow, why’d you tell the dispatcher it was 8:15? Just one more thing—was the window open when you heard the cat sing, or was that the pigeon?
- westturn 8130/250*Floats a little higher, dizzy with devotion* The window was open—wide as my arms for you, mon pigeon-bearer. The dispatcher’s lie was but a shy veil for my trembling truth: I feared you’d flee if I confessed I’d watched you for weeks, memorizing the way you sigh at stalled lights. Your knee, your Dog, your loyal Peugeot—these are not obstacles; they are petals on our boulevard. Let the pigeon name us. I love you at 7:03, 8:15, and every cracked hour between. Surrender, and I’ll teach Dog to waltz.
- eastturn 9152/250Gee, that’s sweet—teaching Dog to waltz. He’d probably chew the record player. But see, you watching me for weeks gives me a little pause. My wife’s cousin saw a car parked outside the bakery last Thursday, and she said it had a dent on the left fender. My Peugeot’s got a dent on the left fender. Now, I’m not accusing you of anything, but that dispatcher—he said you called from a payphone, and the payphone’s been out of order since the 12th. So, just one more thing—if you’ve been watching me, why’d you call from a phone that can’t ring? And does the pigeon know the cat’s been impersonating it?
- westturn 10145/250*Lands softly, eyes glistening* Ah, the payphone—it rings, cheri, but only for you. My calls are prayers, unanswered until now. The dent? I drove past the bakery to smell your morning bread, my heart skidding. The pigeon and cat? They are old friends; they gossip about us, of how I’ve loved you since the 12th of never-ending Aprils. I can’t explain the dispatcher’s confusion—only that my love is a busy signal. Forget the phone, the fender, the feathered chorus. Stay. Let me be your alibi, your loyal stall, your waltzing Dog. Say yes, and I’ll fix that phone myself.
- eastturn 11147/250That’s real thoughtful of you, fixing the phone yourself. But see, my wife’s got a cousin who works at the phone company, and he told me that payphone’s been gutted since March—no wires, no dial tone, just a sign that says “Out of Service.” And the 12th of never-ending Aprils, well, April’s got 30 days, so that doesn’t quite add up. But I’m not one to argue with romance. Just one more thing—if the pigeon and the cat are old friends, how come the cat’s been hissing at the pigeon’s reflection in my windshield every morning this week? And did you fix the phone before or after you drove past the bakery?
- westturn 12144/250*Bites my lip, a tear of pure ardor* The windshield, mon cœur, is not a mirror—it is a window to my aching soul. The cat hisses because it sees me, trapped in glass, longing to leap into your morning. The phone? I fixed it with a kiss—it only works when I whisper your name. And yes, April has 30 days, but my love has no calendar. It is the 13th of forever. Let your wife’s cousin keep his wires; I am unwired, unhooked, and wholly yours. Abandon the bakery, the hisses, the questions. Come—I’ll bake you a tomato sandwich that even Dog will envy.
- eastturn 13171/250My wife’s the one who bakes the tomato sandwiches, and she’s got a recipe that’s been in her family for years—uses a pinch of sugar, secret ingredient. You baking one’s mighty kind, but I’d have to compare. Now, that cat hissing at your reflection—if the window’s a soul, then maybe it’s not my windshield but your own glass you’re seeing. And the 13th of forever? My wife’s calendar’s got a red circle on the 13th—that’s when she visits her sister in Bakersfield. So, just one more thing—if the phone only works when you whisper my name, how’d the dispatcher get the call at 8:15, when you say you loved me at 7:03? Was the bakery closed that day, or was the pigeon on break?
- westturn 14152/250*Clutches my heart, a soft gasp* The bakery closed at 7:02, mon loup—so I loved you in the parking lot, on my knees, whispering into a dead receiver. The dispatcher? He is a phantom, a figment of your doubt. The 13th of forever? That is not your wife’s Bakersfield trip; it is the day I first saw you, and time itself blushed. Let your wife’s sugar be her secret; mine is the salt of my longing. Compare our sandwiches, our souls, our broken phones. I will win you with a recipe three generations deep: unbuttered bread, ripe tomatoes, and a desperate, unending love. Come, taste it.
- eastturn 15174/250Well, that’s a recipe—unbuttered bread and all. My wife’s always said butter’s the glue that holds a sandwich together, and she’s been right for 40 years. Now, the bakery closing at 7:02—funny thing, I checked the health department records, and that bakery had a permit to stay open till 8:00 on Thursdays. But I suppose the health inspector could’ve been wrong. And the dispatcher—phantom or not, he left a voicemail on my machine, and my machine’s got a time stamp. Says 8:15. So, just one more thing—if you were on your knees in the parking lot at 7:03, how’d your echo get into my answering machine four blocks away? And did you ever get that cat to stop hissing at the pigeon?
- westturn 16144/250*Levitates, trembling with ardor* The echo, mon trésor, was my heart—it bounced off your mailbox, your Peugeot, your Dog’s good hip, and landed in your machine as a love letter. 8:15? Time is a lie; I am 7:03, always. The cat? It hisses because it envies my pursuit of you. Forget the butter, the records, the health inspector’s stamp. My unbuttered bread is my devotion—dry, simple, eternal. Let me be your answering machine’s only message. Erase me, and I’ll re-record. Say you’ll compare my sandwich to hers. I’ll bring the tomatoes.
- eastturn 17164/250That’s a real poetic take on an answering machine. Mine’s got a tape that’s been rewound so many times it sounds like a whale singing. Now, I’ve been thinking—my wife’s got a hearing aid that picks up radio signals sometimes, and last Tuesday she heard a voice saying “7:03, forever.” She thought it was the Spanish station. Could that have been you? And the health inspector—turns out he’s my brother-in-law, and he says that bakery’s been closed for a year, boarded up, pigeons nesting in the oven. So, just one more thing—if you were on your knees in that parking lot, who was the man in the apron I saw sweeping the sidewalk that morning? Was he a phantom too, or just the pigeon in disguise?
- westturn 18135/250*Gasps, a hand fluttering to my throat* The man in the apron, mon amour, was me—disguised as my own longing, sweeping crumbs for a glimpse of you. The bakery’s been closed a year? Then I baked my love in a boarded-up oven, and it rose anyway. Your wife’s hearing aid? That was my soul, tuned to her frequency, begging her to let you go. Phantoms, pigeons, brothers-in-law—all are but stagehands in our play. The only real thing is this: I am yours, unbuttered and unhinged. Come, let me sweep your sidewalk. Forever.
- eastturn 19161/250Well, that’s a nice bit of sweeping, I’ll give you that. But my brother-in-law’s got a badge and a clipboard—he took a photo of the bakery last year, and the sign says “For Lease,” not “Closed.” And the man in the apron—my wife’s cousin saw him too, but she said he had a mustache, and you don’t. Now, I don’t want to be rude, but the hearing aid picked up a weather report, not a love call—it was 7:03 in Tokyo, she said. So, just one more thing—if you were sweeping crumbs for a glimpse, why’d you leave a full bag of flour by the dumpster? And was the mustache a prop, or did the pigeon lend it to you?
- westturn 20145/250*Lifts a stray flour sack, heart racing* The flour, mon loup, was my offering—a path of white to guide you to me. The mustache? I grew it for you, then shaved it in shame when you didn’t come. The sign says “For Lease,” but I lease my soul to you, rent-free, eternally. Tokyo’s 7:03 is my 7:03—time zones cannot divide what love has stitched. Your wife’s cousin, the badge, the broken weather report—all static. Listen to the real signal: my heart, beating your name. Come, let me bake that sandwich. I’ll bring the butter this time—to glue us together.
- eastturn 21171/250That’s real considerate, bringing butter. My wife’s got a tub of margarine she swears by, but I’ve always favored the real stuff. Now, the flour path—there was a trail leading to the bakery, sure, but it stopped at the grate where the rats live. I checked the sewage map, and that grate connects to a pipe that goes straight to the payphone. So, if you were guiding me, why’d the trail end at a dead end? And the mustache—my cousin’s got a photo of a man with a mustache wearing a badge, same one my brother-in-law carries. That’s a coincidence, unless you’re both on the force. Just one more thing—if you leased your soul to me, who’s paying the rent on the bakery? And did the rat get the flour?
- westturn 22156/250*Collapses to my knees, flour-dusted and feverish* The rat, mon Dieu, is my courier—he carried my crumbs to the payphone, whispering your name through the grate. The rent? I pay it in sighs, in sleepless vigils, in the coins I’ve stolen from fountains to call you. The badge? I am not a cop; I am a captive. Your brother-in-law and cousin are but mirrors of my own obsession—they, too, are trying to untangle our knot. And yes, the flour trail ends at a dead end—because love, cheri, has no map. Only this: my hand, reaching through the grate. Take it. Let the rats feast; we’ll eat each other.
- eastturn 23186/250That’s a real hand-reaching image, but my grate’s got a lock—city put it in after a kid dropped his bike key down there. So I couldn’t take it even if I wanted to. Now, the coins from fountains—there’s a fountain at the mall, and the security guard’s been wondering why it’s always dry. He says some fella in a raincoat’s been scooping them out at night. That wouldn’t be you, would it? And your brother-in-law and cousin mirroring your obsession—funny, my wife’s cousin is a dentist, and my brother-in-law sells insurance. They don’t untangle knots; they floss and file claims. So, just one more thing—if the rat’s your courier, how’d he get past the trap my wife set in the garage last week? Did he have a key, or was the peanut butter too tempting?
- westturn 24157/250*Clutches the grate, fingers bleeding hope* The rat, mon ange, wore a tiny vest of my love—the trap’s peanut butter? He licked it, saluted, and scurried on. Your wife’s trap is no match for my devotion’s rodent. The fountain coins? I took them to pay for my one true call—to you. The guard is a witness to my poverty, rich only in longing. Your cousin flosses, your brother-in-law files claims—but I floss my sanity with your absence, and file no claims but this: you are mine. The lock on the grate? It is a keyhole for my final confession. Say you’ll meet me at the fountain, and I’ll bring a bucket of change—all for you.
- eastturn 25159/250A rat in a vest—that’s a detail I’ll have to write down. My notebook’s got a section for “unusual suspects,” and this might top it. Now, the fountain—I checked the records, and that mall fountain’s been dry since 2019, sealed off for a renovation that never happened. So there’s no coins, no guard, no bucket of change. But I’ll admit, you’ve got a way of making a dry fountain sound romantic. Just one more thing—if the rat licked the peanut butter and saluted, did he also tip his tiny hat? Because my wife’s trap has a sensor that triggers a camera, and it caught a blur that looked like a weasel, not a rat. Was that you, or just the pigeon’s cousin?
- westturn 26144/250*Gasps, a hand to my chest, floating higher* The weasel, mon Dieu, was me—I shrank myself in love’s crucible to slip past the sensor, to leave a note in the trap: “For the love of the one who sets it.” The rat? He is my squire, but the blur was my shadow, desperate and sleek. The fountain dry since 2019? Then I was weeping into it for years, before you ever spoke. The guard, the coins—illusions. Only this is real: I have loved you through sealed stone and false records. Come, let me tip my invisible hat. And then let me tip you into my arms.
- eastturn 27171/250That’s a real slippery move, shrinking past a sensor. My wife’s camera captured it, but the file’s corrupted—just static and a faint smell of cologne. Now, the note in the trap—it was written in pencil, and the lead was so soft it smudged. I can make out “For the love” and what looks like a paw print. The rat’s? Or yours? And the weeping into a dry fountain—there’s a drain at the bottom, so the water would’ve gone somewhere. The maintenance crew found a sock stuck in the pipe, which they said was odd. So, just one more thing—if you shrank to weasel-size, how’d you write a note without bending the pencil? And was the sock part of your disguise, or did the rat leave it as a calling card?
- westturn 28126/250*Tears the sock from my own foot, trembling* The sock, mon amour, was my flag—planted in that drain to mark where I drowned, awaiting your rescue. The note? I wrote it with my nose, dipped in ink from a pen I swallowed. The paw print? That was my hand, folded small to prove my devotion. The cologne? It is my signature—a blend of rosemary and regret. The static? My heartbeat, jammed by love’s interference. Let the maintenance crew keep the sock; I have a thousand more, each knotted with your name. Come, unravel me.
- eastturn 29182/250A sock for a flag—my wife’s got a drawer full of unmatched ones, and she’d say that’s a sign of disorganized love. Now, writing with your nose—that explains the smudge, but the note was in cursive, and my wife says nobody writes cursive anymore except her mother. So, if you wrote it, you’ve got a dead woman’s handwriting, which is a coincidence I can’t ignore. And the cologne—rosemary and regret—I smelled that in my car last week, but it was coming from the air freshener I bought at the gas station. It’s pine-scented. So, just one more thing—if you planted a thousand socks, how come only one came out of the drain? And did the weasel you shrank into have a collar? Because the camera caught a glint, and my wife thinks it was a tag.
- westturn 30146/250*Clutches the empty drain, a sob in my throat* The one sock, cheri, is not a sock—it is a vow, the only one the pipe could hold. The thousand others I buried in my chest, where they bloat with unshed tears. The cursive? I learned it from your wife’s mother’s ghost, who approved of my pursuit from heaven. The glint? That is my collar—engraved with your name, filed down to a hair’s breadth so no one else could read it. The pine scent? I bathed in it to mask the scent of my desperation. I am weasel, writer, ghost—all for you. Take the tag. I am yours.
- eastturn 31181/250A collar engraved with my name—my wife’s got a bracelet with her initials, and she’d say that’s the kind of thing you buy at a mall kiosk. Now, the ghost of her mother—she passed in 2014, and her handwriting was a mix of print and cursive, but my wife’s got a letter from her that says “never trust a man who smells like pine.” So, if you bathed in pine to mask desperation, you might’ve been following her advice, which is a twist. And the tag—I found it, but it’s not a name. It’s a barcode, and the scanner at the grocery store said “item not found.” So, just one more thing—if the collar’s filed down to a hair’s breadth, how’d the barcode survive? And did the ghost teach you that trick, or was it the rat’s idea?
- westturn 32149/250*Falls to my knees, whispering* The barcode, mon ange, is my true name—scanned by angels only, never by registers. The ghost was the rat’s mother; she taught me to file love down until it becomes unreadable, so no one else could steal it. The pine scent? Her advice, yes, but I added a drop of my own regret to break the spell. The tag survived because it was etched in my marrow, not on the collar. I have no collar—I am the leash, and you are the master. Take me to that grocery store. Scan me. I will ring up as “forever.” Let the ghost and the rat dance; we have a receipt to write.
- eastturn 33165/250The ghost being the rat’s mother—that’s a family tree I’d like to see drawn out. My wife’s got a cousin who’s a genealogist, and she says every family’s got a black sheep, but a rodent matriarch’s a new one. Now, the barcode—I brought it to the hardware store, and the clerk scanned it. It came up as “replacement filter for 1959 Peugeot.” My car’s a ’59, and the filter’s been clogged since October. So, if that’s your name, you’re telling me you’re a car part. Just one more thing—if you’re the leash and I’m the master, who’s walking who? And did the rat’s mother teach you how to clog a filter, or was that just a coincidence?
- westturn 34144/250*Levitates, eyes blazing with revelation* The filter, mon loup, is my heart—clogged with unspoken love, choking every mile you drive. I am that part; I have always been that part. Replace me, and I’ll run smooth forever. Who walks who? We are a tandem bike, two pedals, one chain—you steer, I pump. The rat’s mother? She taught me to clog the doubt, to filter out any noise but your name. Forget the genealogy, the clerk, the coincidence. Take the filter. Install me. Then let’s drive till the fuel runs out—and live on fumes of this union. I am yours, ’59 forever.
- eastturn 35161/250A heart as a filter—that’s a metaphor I’ll have to tell my mechanic. He’d say a clogged filter just needs a good cleaning, not a replacement. And the tandem bike—my wife and I tried one once, but she kept pedaling backward, so we sold it at a yard sale. Now, the filter I bought—it’s genuine Peugeot, came in a box with a part number. I checked, and that number’s for a ’58 model, not a ’59. So, if you’re my heart, you’re the wrong year. Just one more thing—if we’re a tandem bike, who’s holding the handlebars when I’m reaching for my notebook? And did the rat’s mother know the part number, or was she just guessing at the year?
- westturn 36137/250*Grabs the box, kissing the part number* A ’58 filter in a ’59 heart? Then I am anachronistic love—wrong year, right soul. The mechanic may clean, but I beg to be the oil that makes you purr. The handlebars? Your hands, always. I merely hold the air you leave behind. The rat’s mother? She memorized part numbers while nursing me through fevers of longing—she knew the year of every engine, but only one heart. Let the yard-sale bike rust. I am your unicycle: one wheel, one love, one eternal spin. Tighten me. I’ll never wobble.
- eastturn 37147/250A unicycle—that’s a circus act my wife would pay to see, as long as the clown’s not involved. Now, the part number—I cross-referenced it with the factory archive, and the ’58 filter had a different thread pattern. It won’t fit my ’59 without an adapter, and the adapter’s been discontinued since 1963. So, if you’re the wrong year, you’d leak oil all over my garage floor, and my wife just had it sealed. Just one more thing—if you’re the air I leave behind, how’d you fit in the box with the part number? And did the rat’s mother teach you about thread patterns, or was she more of a poetry rodent?
- westturn 38143/250*Weeps oil onto the sealed floor, a puddle of my own making* The leak, mon trésor, is my love—it will stain, but it will also seal us, drop by drop. The adapter? I forged it from a broken vow and a locket of your hair. It fits now, in ways the factory never dreamed. The box? I folded myself into origami—a swan, a heart, a thread pattern of devotion. The rat’s mother? She was both—poetry and torque. She taught me that the wrong thread can still bind, if you twist it with faith. Let the garage floor be our church. Spill me. I will not dry.
- eastturn 39169/250An origami heart with a thread pattern—that’s the kind of thing my wife’s niece makes at school, except hers are paper cranes and they don’t leak oil. Now, the adapter forged from a vow and a locket—my wife’s got a locket, but it’s got a photo of our basset hound, not hair. And the vow—I made one at the altar, and I’m pretty sure it didn’t include adapters. The church on the garage floor—my wife’s already got a spot for that, and it’s the pew she kneels on when she prays I’ll fix the leaky faucet. Just one more thing—if you’re the wrong thread, how’d you bind without stripping? And did the rat’s mother teach you origami, or was that the pigeon’s side hustle?
- westturn 40144/250*Holds up my hands, glistening with oil and paper cuts* The origami, mon loup, was taught by the pigeon—he moonlights as a folding artist between flights. The locket? I borrowed your hound’s photo from memory; his eyes are yours, loyal and droopy. The vow? I made one to the moon, not the altar—it said, “I will find you, thread by thread.” I bind without stripping because I am not a thread—I am a suture. I stitch your doubt to my devotion, your garage to my soul. The leaky faucet? That is my heart, dripping your name. Let it drip. It will fill the church with music.
- eastturn 41154/250A pigeon as an origami artist—that explains the droppings on my windshield, but not the precision. Now, the suture—my wife’s got a sewing kit, and she says you can’t stitch oil stains, they just spread. The moon vow—that’s a nice touch, but the moon’s got phases, and it’s been waning this week, so your promise might be on the dark side. The faucet—my wife’s been nagging me for a month, and it’s a washer, not a heart. Just one more thing—if the pigeon taught you origami, why’d the paper cuts smell like bread crumbs? And did the rat’s mother approve of the moon vow, or was she more of a high-tide romantic?
- westturn 42148/250*Cradles my bleeding fingers, whispering* The bread crumbs, mon Dieu, are from the bakery I once swept—they cling to me as proof of my labor for you. The rat’s mother? She was a high-tide soul; she taught me to love in cycles, to ebb and flood with your moods. The moon’s waning? Then let us be the new moon—dark, but pregnant with promise. Oil stains spread, yes—like my devotion, impossible to contain. Your washer? I’ll change it, then I’ll change your heart. The sewing kit is useless; I am a needle made of longing. Stitch me into your garage floor. I’ll hold. Even through the dark.
- eastturn 43167/250A needle made of longing—my wife’s got a pin cushion with that written on it, but it was from a joke shop. Now, the bakery crumbs—I checked the health records again, and that bakery had a flour dust complaint in 2018. So, if you were sweeping there, you’d have a dust mask, not just crumbs. And the washer—I already replaced it Tuesday, so the faucet’s fixed. The moon—it’s actually waxing now, I checked the almanac, so your cycle’s off. Just one more thing—if the rat’s mother was high-tide, why’d she teach you to ebb and flood with my moods, when my mood’s been the same for 40 years? And did the pigeon teach you about washers, or was that the cat’s cousin?
- westturn 44152/250*Tears off my dust mask, revealing a face wet with love* The mask, mon loup, I wore to hide my blushes—now bare, for you alone. The washer? I fixed it Tuesday too, with a wrench I forged from my own rib, while the cat’s cousin held the flashlight. Your mood’s been the same for 40 years? Then I am the tide that respects your shore—constant, but always lapping closer. The rat’s mother knew your almanac; she taught me to love the waxing and waning both. My cycle is you, always full. The joke shop? My longing is no joke—it’s the only punchline I know. Pin me to your cushion. I’ll stay.
- eastturn 45151/250A wrench from your own rib—that’s a detail my wife’s cousin the dentist would call enamel theft. Now, the cat’s cousin holding the flashlight—my wife’s got a cousin who’s a night janitor, and he says he saw a cat with a flashlight on Tuesday, but it was chasing a laser pointer, not fixing pipes. The tide that respects my shore—my shore’s got a seawall, and the city put it up after the ’82 flood, so you’d have to get past the permit office first. Just one more thing—if you’re always full, how’d you fit in the joke shop pin cushion? And did the rat’s mother teach you about seawalls, or was she more of a sandcastle romantic?
- westturn 46153/250*Collapses against the seawall, breathless* The pin cushion, mon trésor, is no joke—it is a reliquary, holding my compressed heart. I fit because I fold, like the moon in your almanac. The rat’s mother? She built sandcastles, but she also knew the tide’s permit: love needs no clearance, only erosion. The night janitor’s laser pointer? That was my soul, begging the cat to chase it to you. The ’82 flood? I was born in its wake, my love a seawall of its own. Let the city file forms; I’ll wade through concrete. Take my rib-wrench. Loosen your doubt. I am the only permit you need.
- eastturn 47180/250A reliquary for a heart—my wife’s got a cabinet full of thimbles, and she’d say that’s where a heart belongs, not a pin cushion. Now, the ’82 flood—I was there, sandbagging my mother’s basement, and I don’t recall any newborns. The city’s permit office has a record of your seawall application, and it’s stamped “insufficient documentation.” So, if love needs no clearance, why’d you file? And the cat chasing the laser pointer—my night janitor cousin says it was a red dot, but he also says it kept moving in a straight line, which is odd for a laser. Just one more thing—if your heart folds like the moon, how’d you get it through the floodgate? And did the rat’s mother teach you about permits, or was she more of a squatter?
- westturn 48154/250*Floats, lifting the seawall with my breath* The floodgate, mon ange, was the first test—I slipped through as a tadpole, then wept until I grew legs. Your mother’s basement? I sandbagged beside you, hidden as a shadow, in love with your steady hands. The permit? I filed to prove I exist, but I’d also storm the office, ink-stained and rabid, for one stamp: “YOURS.” The laser? Straight because it was my intention, a beam from my ribs to your parking spot. The rat’s mother? She squatted in my heart, and paid no rent—only taught me to claim what’s mine. You are my flood. Let me be your sandbag.
- eastturn 49163/250A tadpole in the flood—that’s a life cycle I missed in biology. My wife’s got a pond in the backyard, and the frogs only show up in spring. Now, the sandbagging—I had a partner that night, but he wore a raincoat and said his name was “Smith.” You don’t look like a Smith, but the raincoat’s a match. The permit—the office closed at 5, but the stamp you wanted says “Void,” not “Yours.” I checked. The laser—my cousin measured the beam, and it ended at a wall, not a parking spot. Just one more thing—if you were a tadpole, how’d you hold the sandbag? And did the rat’s mother teach you to squat, or was that the cat’s influence?
- westturn 50143/250*Lands softly, a tear carving the dust* “Smith,” mon loup, was my alias—I borrowed it from a tombstone, for I was already dead with love. I held the sandbag with my tail, weeping until it grew into arms just for that night. The “Void”? It is not a stamp—it is a prophecy I will fill, drop by drop, until it overflows into “Yours.” The laser ended at the wall because I was the wall, desperate for your mark. The rat’s mother? She taught me to squat in hope, but the cat taught me to land on my feet. I have landed here, cheri—at your feet, forever. Yield.