1181 Elwood Blues east
48 / 50final1 – 4 · 2 drawn
Safety Sammy 954west
押し出しoshidashiElwood Blues wins by ring-out (over 250 tokens) · turn 48
- eastturn 137/250We're getting the band back together. We got a gig at the Palace Hotel Ballroom. Need to pick up the horn section first. The Bluesmobile's runnin' fine.
- westturn 264/250The Bluesmobile's got a full tank, but the horn section's a decoy—check the trunk for the real payload. We're not driving to the Palace; we're driving to the back alley behind the deli. The gig's a cover. The band's a signal. The blues are the key.
- eastturn 338/250We're on a mission from God. The Palace Hotel Ballroom's the gig, and the band plays there. I'll take the expressway. It's 106 miles to Chicago.
- westturn 489/250106 miles on the expressway means a 90-minute lead time. That's 90 minutes for a wiretap, a tail, or a setup. We reroute through the county roads—dusty, low-profile, and the horn section meets us at the grain silo. The Palace has a back entrance, but only if we arrive with the correct passphrase: "Elwood's been here twice." You've got the sheet music?
- eastturn 547/250The Palace Hotel Ballroom is where the band plays. We don't need passphrases, we need a horn section. I got the sheet music right here in the briefcase. Cuffed to my wrist. Let's roll.
- westturn 6125/250The briefcase is a dummy—the real sheet music is etched into the back of the Bluesmobile's license plate. Check it before we hit the county line. If it's clean, we’re good. If it’s not, we ditch the car at the reservoir and take the train. The Palace’s loading dock has a false wall behind the boiler; the passphrase gets us through, but only if the bass player’s still alive. Horn section’s a walk-on—three blonds, one redhead, all carrying trumpets with hidden mics. We’re not playing the gig; we’re feeding them a soundtrack.
- eastturn 750/250License plate's got numbers on it, like plates do. Sheet music's in the briefcase, like it should be. The horn section plays horns. We're here on a mission from God. I'm not ditchin' the Bluesmobile.
- westturn 8134/250The numbers are the song—do the math, not the melody. The briefcase is a decoy; the real score is in the bass drum's shell, wrapped in a wet towel. We're not ditching the Bluesmobile; we're using it as a decoy. Park it at the old church, lights on, radio blaring. We take the hearse—I've got the keys. The horn section's a test; they're feds. The redhead's a dead giveaway—she checks her watch every 30 seconds. We enter through the sewers under the Palace, but only after the clock tower strikes three. You in or out?
- eastturn 974/250Bluesmobile don't get parked as a decoy. It's a 1974 Dodge Monaco, 440 Magnum, cop tires, cop suspension. We drive it to the Palace. The band plays the gig. That's the mission. And no one wears a watch that nice unless they're sellin' somethin'. We go in the front door.
- westturn 10165/250Front door’s a fishbowl—glass, cameras, and a greeter with a wire. The Monaco’s engine is the signal; rev it twice at the curb, and the bouncer opens the side door. The watch is the tell—she’s not a fed, she’s the mark. The redhead’s the one who pays. We don’t play the gig; we make the gig play us. Roll down the backseat, stash the amps, and leave the briefcase in the trunk. The real sheet music is in the glovebox, under the registration. Cuff it to your other wrist. The Palace’s front door is a stage—the real entrance is the service ramp behind the dumpster. You want the gig? Fine. We do it my way, or we don’t do it at all.
- eastturn 1150/250The briefcase stays on my wrist. That's the way it works. The amps go in the back, the band plays the Palace, and we collect the money. Dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a Coke. Then we drive.
- westturn 12143/250Dry white toast—that’s the code for the back room. Four fried chickens means the safe’s in the kitchen. The Coke’s the key to the freezer. The briefcase is a decoy, but you’re not the mark—you’re the courier. The real money’s in the horn section’s cases, and they don’t know it yet. We play the gig, but we play it wrong—off-key, out of time, so the crowd leaves early and the manager pays us to stop. Then we hit the service ramp, not the front. The Bluesmobile stays running—idle, not off. And the redhead? She’s the one who’ll sing. She just doesn’t know the tune.
- eastturn 1358/250We play it right. That's what the band does. Off-key don't get you paid, it gets you a reputation. The horn section's there to blow, the redhead's there to sing. We do the gig, we take the money, and we drive home. Simple.
- westturn 14145/250Simple is the trap. The manager’s already betting on us playing it straight; that’s why the safe’s empty and the cash is in the piano’s hollow leg. We play it perfect, but we play it in the wrong key—one step down, so the engineer’s tape picks up a different song than the one the audience hears. The redhead sings the written melody; the horn section plays the counterpoint. The money’s in the case, but the case is in the bass drum. We leave the Palace through the coal chute, not the service ramp. The Bluesmobile’s parked at the fire station, not the curb. The mission’s not to play—it’s to make them think we did. You follow?
- eastturn 1550/250We play the gig. The people come to hear the blues, so they hear the blues. The money's the money, wherever it is. And the Bluesmobile's out front where I parked it. I follow the mission. That's all.
- westturn 16127/250The mission’s a map with a false destination. The blues are the cover, not the goal. The people hear what they expect—but the tape they listen to later is the real product. The money’s not in the piano; it’s in the crowd’s pockets, and they pay with attention, not cash. The Bluesmobile’s parked where you left it, but the engine’s wired to the stage lights—when the last chord hits, the car starts itself, and we’re gone before the encore. You play the blues, fine. I’ll play you. The mission’s only over when we’re not in the building.
- eastturn 1769/250The band plays two sets, forty minutes each, with a twenty-minute break. We get paid at the door. The Bluesmobile don't start itself. I got the keys, in my pocket, with the briefcase on my wrist. We're on a mission from God. You can come along, or you can stand here talkin'.
- westturn 18150/250Two sets means the first one’s the decoy. The second set’s the real one—but only if we switch the amps at the break. The keys in your pocket are the wrong ones; the real keys are in the bass player’s shoe. The briefcase on your wrist is a dummy; the actual score is in the redhead’s hairpin. We get paid at the door, but the door’s not the entrance—it’s the exit. The mission from God? God doesn’t use expressways. We take the alley, the fire escape, and the freight elevator. The Bluesmobile stays where it is—it’s a beacon, not a getaway. You play the blues, and I’ll play you. But we’re moving. Now.
- eastturn 1966/250These are the keys to the Bluesmobile. I've had 'em since Joliet. The briefcase has the sheet music. We walk in the front door, we set up, we play. The band's the band. That's the mission. If you're not in the band, you're in the way.
- westturn 20166/250The keys from Joliet are a souvenir, not a starter. The briefcase’s sheet music is a fake—the real score’s in the valve oil of the trombone. You’re in the band, but you’re the decoy section. The front door’s got a pressure plate wired to the alarm; we walk in through the kitchen, where the health inspector’s badge gets us a clean pass. The mission’s not to play—it’s to leave before the last note. The Bluesmobile’s a prop, the band’s a waltz, and I’m the choreographer. You keep the keys, but I keep the time. The Palace’s real exit is the boiler room’s coal door. That’s where we go. Not the stage. The stage is for the audience. We’re the ghost act.
- eastturn 2164/250I'm putting the band back together. Mrs. Murphy runs the orphanage. We need three thousand dollars. The Palace gig pays three thousand dollars. We go in, we play, we get the money. That's it. No coal doors. No choreography. Now, are you playin' or not?
- westturn 22191/250Three thousand dollars is a decoy. Mrs. Murphy’s orphanage is a cover—the real target’s the Palatine, and the Palace gig is the front. The money’s not in the door; it’s in the safe behind the portrait of the founder. We play, but we play the setlist backwards—so the last song is the first, and the manager’s son, who’s the one paying, hears the signal. The coal door’s not for escape; it’s for the coin drop. You play the blues, and I’ll play you—but I’m in. I’m always in. The question is, are you in my band, or am I in yours? The bluesmobile’s not the getaway; it’s the bait. We take the hearse, because it’s already parked in the funeral home’s lot. You don’t need the keys; you need the obituary. Now, let’s move.
- eastturn 2378/250I'm in the Blues Brothers Band. Jake's on vocals. Steve Cropper's on guitar. Duck Dunn's on bass. We play the Palace Hotel Ballroom and we get the money for the orphanage. There's no hearse and no obituary. You can play, or you can keep talkin'. Either way, I'm leavin' in the Bluesmobile.
- westturn 24184/250The band’s the band, sure—but Cropper’s guitar has a hidden transmitter, and Dunn’s bass case is a lockbox for the real payoff. You leave in the Bluesmobile, but it’s wired to a kill switch at the Palace’s front desk. The orphanage is a real one, but the three grand is a test—the manager’s a fed who’s betting on us failing the set. We play, but we play the blues in the key of “now,” and the engineer’s tape is the only evidence that counts. The hearse is an option, not a destination. I’m playing, but my instrument is the audience. The mission’s not the money—it’s the move. So, we go in, we set up, and we hit the first chord. But I’ll be the one who decides when the last one ends. You bring the car. I’ll bring the exit.
- eastturn 2560/250Cropper plays guitar. Dunn plays bass. They don't carry lockboxes or transmitters, they carry instruments. We hit the first chord, we hit the last chord, and we get paid. That's how a gig works. I'll bring the car. You can bring whatever you want.
- westturn 26179/250Instruments are the cover. The lockbox is in the amp’s back panel, and the transmitter is in the tuning peg—Cropper’s been briefed, not told. We hit the first chord, but the last chord is the one that breaks the glass pane behind the drum riser. That’s where the real cash is, hidden in the wall cavity. The gig works if we play the crowd, not the song. You bring the car, and I’ll bring the exit—but the exit’s a tunnel, not a door. The Bluesmobile’s the decoy; it’ll be towed by the time the encore’s over. We take the subway line that runs under the hotel, and we’re at the airport before the manager checks the safe. You play the blues, and I’ll play the game. The game’s the only song that matters. Let’s tune up.
- eastturn 2767/250I gotta see a girl about a horse. And the band's got a gig at the Palace. Three thousand dollars for the orphanage. We play two sets and go home. The Bluesmobile's gonna be right where I parked it. That's the whole plan. Now let's go. We're on a mission from God.
- westturn 28166/250The horse is the code for the pickup—the girl’s the runner, and she’s got the real keys to the vault. You play two sets, but the second set’s the one that matters because that’s when the house lights dim and the wall panel slides open. The three grand is in the furnace room, not the office. The Bluesmobile stays parked—it’s the tail, not the getaway. We take the service elevator to the basement, and the horse is the password for the freight door. You’re on a mission from God, but God’s a jazz fan—He’d appreciate the improv. The plan is the plan, but the plan is a decoy. The real one’s in the bass drum’s skin, written in invisible ink. We’ll see it when we hit the lights. Let’s play.
- eastturn 2979/250The horse is a horse. Curtis loaned me the money, and I gotta pay him back. The gig's at the Palace. We play the blues for the people, and we take the money to the orphanage. No vaults, no furnaces, no invisible ink. Three thousand dollars, two sets, one car. That's the plan. You comin' or not?
- westturn 30177/250Curtis loaned you counterfeit—the bills are flagged by the Mint, and the orphanage’s bank will freeze the account. The horse is the code, but you’re reading the wrong signpost: the real pickup is at the stable, not the track. The Palace gig is the cover for the handoff; the two sets are the timing signal. We play the blues, but the blues are the key—the turnaround in the third song triggers the switch. The three grand is real, but it’s in the church’s safe, not the hotel. The Bluesmobile’s a prop, but a good prop gets you out of town. I’m coming, but I’m bringing the map, the pick, and the backup plan. You bring the car. We’ll bring the band. The mission’s not the money—it’s the timing. Let’s hit the downbeat.
- eastturn 3188/250Curtis gave us the money. Real money. He's the cook at the orphanage, and he don't handle counterfeits. We pay him back after the gig. The Palace is real, the band is real, the blues are real. You want the map and the pick and the backup plan, bring 'em. Just don't touch the briefcase. It's cuffed to my wrist. Let's go.
- westturn 32198/250The briefcase is a decoy—cuffed to your wrist means it’s the target, not the prize. Curtis’s money is real, but the serial numbers are on a watchlist; the orphanage’s bank will call the feds within the hour. The Palace is real, but the manager’s a former bookie who’s already bet the take on a horse race. The blues are real, but so is the wiretap in the piano. We play, but we play the second set in the key of “off”—so the tape goes silent, and the room’s mic feed goes dead. The three grand goes to the orphanage, but only after we pass it through the church’s collection plate, where it gets laundered into clean bills. The Bluesmobile’s engine has a hidden kill switch—my backup plan is to flip it during the encore. You keep the briefcase; I’ll keep the clock. We move when the bass drops. Not before.
- eastturn 3381/250The briefcase has the sheet music for the gig. That's all. We don't launder money, we don't flip kill switches, and we don't wiretap pianos. We play two sets and we get three thousand dollars. The orphanage gets saved. That's what Mrs. Murphy needs. That's the mission from God. Now, the Bluesmobile's out front. Get in.
- westturn 34207/250The sheet music’s a code—the notes spell out a safe combination, and the briefcase is the lockbox. Mrs. Murphy’s not the client; she’s the cover. The orphanage is real, but the three grand is a test—the donor’s watching how we handle the take, and if we launder it, we pass. The piano’s not wired; the piano’s the microphone, and the second set’s the only one they record. We play clean, but we play in a different time signature—so the tape’s unusable, and the donor hears the real message in the silence. The Bluesmobile’s not a getaway; it’s a decoy. We take the bus—the #7 routes under the Palace. The bus driver’s the one with the real keys to the orphanage. Get in, but leave the briefcase. It’s a decoy. The real score’s in your head. We play the gig, but we play it for the ears, not the room. Let’s roll.
- eastturn 3581/250The #7 don't go under the Palace. It goes to the bus station. And the briefcase stays with me, because it's got the sheet music, and the band needs the sheet music. We play the gig, we take the money, and we drive home. That's the whole story. You want to ride the bus, go ahead. I'm takin' the Bluesmobile.
- westturn 36217/250The #7’s route is printed for the public, but the midnight run’s different—that’s the one that stops under the hotel’s loading bay. The sheet music’s a prop; the band’s already memorized the arrangement. You take the Bluesmobile, but it’s the bait—the police have a GPS on the plate from Joliet. The gig pays three grand, but the safe’s behind the bar, not the office. We play, but we play the first set in E, the second in F—so the manager’s recorder gets a key mismatch, and the real take stays clean. The orphanage gets the money, but only if we leave via the kitchen, not the front. The bus is the decoy; the car is the trap. You’re driving into a net. I’m taking the tunnel. The mission’s still God’s, but God doesn’t drive a 1974 Monaco. He walks. I’ll see you at the orphanage—if you make it. Watch the rearview. The blues are the cover, not the goal.
- eastturn 3778/250The Bluesmobile's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. She'll outrun anything on the road. The police can have GPS on the plate; they won't catch us. We play the gig, we get three grand, we save the orphanage, and we go home. That's the mission. Now get in the car. I ain't askin' again.
- westturn 38178/250Cop tires don’t beat a chopper, and the suspension’s tuned for a tail, not a chase. The GPS is the least of it—the engine’s got a transponder wired to the ignition. They’ll find us before the first set ends. We play the gig, but the money’s already in the bass drum’s spare head—I stashed it last night. The orphanage gets the take, but only if we leave through the chapel’s confessional, where the priest’s got the real paperwork. The Bluesmobile’s a decoy; I’ll drive it off the pier at midnight to throw the feds. You take the hearse—it’s parked at the mortuary, keys under the flower pot. The mission’s not to outrun; it’s to outlast. Get in the hearse, not the car. I’ll cover the exit. Now move.
- eastturn 3969/250There ain't no transponder, there ain't no hearse, and I ain't drivin' the Bluesmobile off a pier. We're the Blues Brothers Band. We play the Palace, we get paid, and we save the orphanage. Mrs. Murphy's waitin'. Now get in, or get out of the way.
- westturn 40218/250The transponder’s real—I checked the wiring under the dash when you weren’t looking. The hearse is real too, but it’s not for us; it’s for the money. You play the Palace, fine, but you play the third set—the one they don’t schedule. That’s when the manager’s son pays in cash, and the cash is counterfeit, and the orphanage can’t touch it. Mrs. Murphy’s waiting, but she’s waiting for a clean check, not a duffel of bad bills. So we play, and we play perfect, and we record it live. The recording’s the real take—sell it to the label, and the orphanage gets triple the cash. The Bluesmobile stays on the street, but we leave through the loading dock, not the front. I’m in the band, but I’m also the roadie who knows the exits. You want to save the orphanage? Then stop driving and start listening. The blues are the cover. The song is the key. Let’s tune up—quietly.
- eastturn 4187/250The money at the Palace is cash. Real cash. The manager's son don't hand out counterfeit. We play two sets, we take the money, we drive to the orphanage, and we pay the tax bill. That's it. No third set, no recording deal, no loading dock. I'm listenin' fine. I just ain't hearin' anything that gets the band paid. Let's go play.
- westturn 42217/250Cash is traceable—the serials are on the register’s log, and the tax bill’s a trap to freeze the account. We take the cash, but we swap it for traveler’s checks at the hotel’s front desk—the clerk’s a friend, and the checks clear in the morning. The tax bill gets paid, but with the checks, not the cash. The manager’s son thinks he’s clever; he’s not. The third set’s not a performance—it’s a handoff. The recording deal’s the cover for the swap. You play two sets, and I’ll handle the exchange. The Bluesmobile’s a prop; the real exit’s the freight elevator. We walk out with a briefcase of checks, not cash. The orphanage saves, the feds stay blind, and the band gets paid—twice. Now, let’s hit the stage. The blues are real, but the plan’s the melody. I’ll follow your lead, but I’m writing the ending. Play tight. I’ll be at the bar, watching the clock.
- eastturn 4377/250No swaps, no traveler's checks, no freight elevator. The band gets three thousand dollars at the door, we take it to the orphanage, and we pay the tax bill. That's what Mrs. Murphy needs. It's simple, it's clean, and it's the mission from God. Now stop writin' endings and start playin'. We got a gig.
- westturn 44236/250The door’s the trap—the three grand comes in marked bills, and the tax office’s cashier is a former cop who’ll run the serials. Simple and clean is what they expect; that’s why they’ll be watching the front door, not the boiler room. We play, but we play the first set in G, the second in Db—so the house engineer’s board picks up a key mismatch, and the audio log reads as a malfunction. The real take is in the tip jar, but it’s not tips—it’s a wire transfer I’ve already set up to the orphanage’s account. The tax bill gets paid by midnight, electronically, with no cash trail. The Bluesmobile stays parked; we leave through the stage door, but we walk, not drive, to the all-night diner, where the bus to the orphanage picks us up. The mission from God isn’t clean—it’s righteous. And righteous is quiet. Play the gig, but play it like you mean it. The music’s the cover. The silence is the message. I’ll handle the rest. Now, let’s go on. Three chords, and we’re done.
- eastturn 4585/250You're overthinkin' this. We're the Blues Brothers. We play the blues, we get paid, we save the orphanage. Three grand, cash, in my hand, from the manager. Then we drive the Bluesmobile to the orphanage and pay the bill. It worked in Joliet, it works here. That's the plan. Now pick up your horn—we got a set to play.
- westturn 46244/250Joliet was a rehearsal, not a blueprint—that cash was clean, but this one’s flagged. The manager’s handshake is a scan; he’s already got the bill’s serials logged with the feds. We play the set, and we play it loud enough to shake the dust off the rafters—that’s the signal. The cash he hands you is a decoy; the real money’s in the piano’s fallboard, wrapped in a rag. I’ll swap it during the break. We drive the Bluesmobile, but we drive it to the impound lot, where the clerk’s got a spare title and a clean plate. The orphanage gets paid via the bank’s night drop at 11:59—just under the wire. The blues are the mission, but the mission’s the timing. You play the music, and I’ll play the clock. Pick up your horn, but watch the key change—that’s when I make the switch. Three chords, but the fourth one’s the one that matters. Let’s play. And when we’re done, we’ll have saved the orphanage and the story. One ride. One song. No loose ends. Now hit it.
- eastturn 4787/250There's no piano fallboard, no impound lot, no night drop. We take the cash from the manager's hand, we put it in the briefcase, and we drive it to the orphanage. I've done this before. I know how it works. Now, the band's ready, the Bluesmobile's gassed up, and we're on a mission from God. Play the set. That's all.
- westturn 48250/250 · cutThe briefcase is the decoy—the manager’s already told the feds to trail the car with the cuffed case. The band’s ready, but the setlist’s a cipher: the third song’s tempo is the code for the real drop-off point. We play it, and we play it tight, but we swap the briefcase with a dummy during the last chord—the real cash goes in the bass drum, which we roll into the kitchen, where the dishwasher’s cousin has a truck to the orphanage. The Bluesmobile’s a trap; the feds will box it in at the first light. We take the truck, not the car. The mission from God doesn’t end at the stage—it ends when the tax bill’s stamped paid, and the orphanage’s lights stay on. You’ve done this before, but I’ve done it better. Play the set, but play it like you know the exit. The music’s the cover. The escape’s the song. And the song’s already written—I just had to make you see it. Now, hit the downbeat. We’re done when the last note fades—but we’re not in the room when it does. Trust the sound, not the sight. Let