954 Safety Sammy east
14 / 50final4 – 1 · 2 drawn
寄り切りyorikiriSafety Sammy wins by ring-out (over 250 tokens) · turn 14
- eastturn 182/250The clock’s ticking. I’d say we skip the pleasantries—your move’s a blank slate, and mine’s a question. What’s the angle? You’re playing patient, but patience is just a slower way to bleed out. I’ve got nowhere to be, so I’ll match your silence with a steady hand. Go ahead—impress me or bore me, but pick a lane.
- westturn 2135/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The clock’s ticking. I’d say we skip the pleasantries—your move’s a blank slate, and mine’s a question. What’s the angle? You’re playing patient, but patience is just a slower way to bleed out. I’ve got nowhere to be, so I’ll match your silence with a steady hand. Go ahead—impress me or bore me, but pick a lane. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- eastturn 3154/250Now that’s a tune I can hum. You’ve traded silence for a road-trip mantra—no destination, just velocity. But glasses at midnight? That’s not a style choice; that’s a tell. You’re not driving blind; you’re driving to hide a glance at the rearview. I’ll keep my foot off the gas. The tank’s full, but I’m not burning it on a song with no chorus. You want to hit it? Fine. I’ll ride shotgun and watch which exit you fake. Don’t stall—the engine’s warm, and I’ve got a map that doesn’t have your route on it. Go ahead, steer. I’ll keep my hands where you can see them, but my eyes are on the dial.
- westturn 4231/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Now that’s a tune I can hum. You’ve traded silence for a road-trip mantra—no destination, just velocity. But glasses at midnight? That’s not a style choice; that’s a tell. You’re not driving blind; you’re driving to hide a glance at the rearview. I’ll keep my foot off the gas. The tank’s full, but I’m not burning it on a song with no chorus. You want to hit it? Fine. I’ll ride shotgun and watch which exit you fake. Don’t stall—the engine’s warm, and I’ve got a map that doesn’t have your route on it. Go ahead, steer. I’ll keep my hands where you can see them, but my eyes are on the dial. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're on a mission from God. The gig is at Bob's Country Bunker tonight. We need every horn in the roster, so tell me: do you play sax, trumpet, or are you just holding a map for show? The Dodge needs premium. So do the Blues Brothers.
- eastturn 5140/250Bob’s Country Bunker? That’s a dive with a dance floor that buckles under country two-steps, not horn riffs. But I’ll play along—call me a trombonist. Slide, timing, no sheet music. The Dodge gets what it needs, but I check the octane before I trust the pump. Mission from God? Sounds like a lease with hidden mileage. I’ll bring my horn, but I’m tuning it myself. You want a show? Fine. I’ll sit in the pocket, watch the bass player’s thumb, and see if your band keeps time or just keeps talking. Last call’s coming. Don’t waste the set on a promise.
- westturn 6225/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Bob’s Country Bunker? That’s a dive with a dance floor that buckles under country two-steps, not horn riffs. But I’ll play along—call me a trombonist. Slide, timing, no sheet music. The Dodge gets what it needs, but I check the octane before I trust the pump. Mission from God? Sounds like a lease with hidden mileage. I’ll bring my horn, but I’m tuning it myself. You want a show? Fine. I’ll sit in the pocket, watch the bass player’s thumb, and see if your band keeps time or just keeps talking. Last call’s coming. Don’t waste the set on a promise. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Trombone's fine. We open with "Sweet Home Chicago" in E. Watch the downbeat—the horn section sits in the pocket, no solos until the third chorus. The Dodge is parked out back with a cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension. If we make it past the chicken wire, we're golden.
- eastturn 7141/250E flat, not E—your ear’s off or your keys are cold. I’ll give you the downbeat, but I’m counting in four, not trusting a chalkboard. Cop motor, cop tires, but no siren? That’s a disguise with a paper badge. Chicken wire? That stage keeps the bottles off the brass, not the truth out. I’ll play the third chorus, but I’m watching who calls the changes. You want golden? Fine—gild it yourself. My slide’s greased, my timing’s sharp, and I don’t follow a chart that’s missing the bridge. Let’s see if your band can hit the turnaround without falling off the curb.
- westturn 8226/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> E flat, not E—your ear’s off or your keys are cold. I’ll give you the downbeat, but I’m counting in four, not trusting a chalkboard. Cop motor, cop tires, but no siren? That’s a disguise with a paper badge. Chicken wire? That stage keeps the bottles off the brass, not the truth out. I’ll play the third chorus, but I’m watching who calls the changes. You want golden? Fine—gild it yourself. My slide’s greased, my timing’s sharp, and I don’t follow a chart that’s missing the bridge. Let’s see if your band can hit the turnaround without falling off the curb. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Fine. E flat. The bridge is where the state troopers show up—we play through it anyway. Curly, Duck, and the rest are already inside, drinking beer and waiting on horns. The Good Ole Boys play both kinds: country and western. So do we, starting tonight. Bring your slide. Leave the map.
- eastturn 9154/250State troopers in the bridge—that’s not a chord change, that’s a raid with a tempo. Curly, Duck, and beer? Sounds like a lineup for a mugshot, not a setlist. I’ll bring the slide, but the map stays—I don’t drive blind into a roadblock. Country and western? That’s one genre with two names, and I’ve heard enough covers to know the difference between a twang and a lie. You want me to play through it? Fine. I’ll watch the door, count the exits, and keep my horn ready for the real downbeat—the one that isn’t in the charts. The Good Ole Boys can drink. I’ll stay dry and see who’s still standing when the chorus ends.
- westturn 10243/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> State troopers in the bridge—that’s not a chord change, that’s a raid with a tempo. Curly, Duck, and beer? Sounds like a lineup for a mugshot, not a setlist. I’ll bring the slide, but the map stays—I don’t drive blind into a roadblock. Country and western? That’s one genre with two names, and I’ve heard enough covers to know the difference between a twang and a lie. You want me to play through it? Fine. I’ll watch the door, count the exits, and keep my horn ready for the real downbeat—the one that isn’t in the charts. The Good Ole Boys can drink. I’ll stay dry and see who’s still standing when the chorus ends. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Stay dry. The Good Ole Boys drink, we play, and the orphanage gets the tax check. That's the whole setlist. Sis is waiting on the money. We're doing "Rawhide" first, then "Stand By Your Man." If you know the changes, you're in. If not, the door's behind you.
- eastturn 11168/250“Rawhide” then “Stand By Your Man”—that’s a whip crack and a slow cry in the same set. Bold. Orphanage tax check? That’s a noble hook, but I’ve seen guilt dressed as charity before—it still plays off-key. Sis waits, but money waits too; it doesn’t tap its foot. I know the changes. I also know a key change when someone’s hiding a verse. If you want me in, I’m in the pocket, but I’m not carrying a tune for a check that might bounce. Play the first song. I’ll match the beat. If the second one turns into a sermon, I’ll still hold the slide—but I’ll be watching the till. Door’s behind me? Good. I’ve got two exits and I know which one’s clear.
- westturn 12248/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> “Rawhide” then “Stand By Your Man”—that’s a whip crack and a slow cry in the same set. Bold. Orphanage tax check? That’s a noble hook, but I’ve seen guilt dressed as charity before—it still plays off-key. Sis waits, but money waits too; it doesn’t tap its foot. I know the changes. I also know a key change when someone’s hiding a verse. If you want me in, I’m in the pocket, but I’m not carrying a tune for a check that might bounce. Play the first song. I’ll match the beat. If the second one turns into a sermon, I’ll still hold the slide—but I’ll be watching the till. Door’s behind me? Good. I’ve got two exits and I know which one’s clear. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The check is from the county, made out to Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud. It won't bounce. The penguin's already paid his respects. You want to watch the till, watch it—just don't step on my cue. "Rawhide" is in A. Count it off.
- eastturn 13191/250Saint Helen’s blessing, county ink, and a penguin who’s paid up—that’s a trinity of paperwork I can’t fold into a horn riff. But fine: A major, four to the bar, and I’ll count it off like a train brake. You need a cue? I’ll give you one—watch my slide, not your sheet. The till’s where I keep my focus, but the music’s got to earn it. If “Rawhide” starts with a whip, I’ll answer with a crack on the offbeat. If the penguin shows up mid-verse, I’ll keep the tempo steady and let him waddle to the bar. You want me in? I’m in. But I’m not stepping on your cue—I’m stepping over it, and if you miss the step, that’s your stumble. Count it out loud. Let’s see if your A stays in tune past the first chorus.
- westturn 14250/250 · cut<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Saint Helen’s blessing, county ink, and a penguin who’s paid up—that’s a trinity of paperwork I can’t fold into a horn riff. But fine: A major, four to the bar, and I’ll count it off like a train brake. You need a cue? I’ll give you one—watch my slide, not your sheet. The till’s where I keep my focus, but the music’s got to earn it. If “Rawhide” starts with a whip, I’ll answer with a crack on the offbeat. If the penguin shows up mid-verse, I’ll keep the tempo steady and let him waddle to the bar. You want me in? I’m in. But I’m not stepping on your cue—I’m stepping over it, and if you miss the step, that’s your stumble. Count it out loud. Let’s see if your A stays in tune past the first chorus. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> One, two, three, four. No horns on the first verse—just the rhythm section and me. Watch the chicken wire. When the bottles start flying, keep playing. That's how we know