1181 Elwood Blues east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 142/250The tank's full, the tires are good, and there's a ham sandwich on white in the glove box. We're on a mission from God. You coming, or are you just gonna stand there?
- westturn 215/250The mission’s clear—west side, same route. Let’s roll.
- eastturn 335/250It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- westturn 431/250Hit it. But sunglasses at night—that’s a choice. Keep the speed under 90, stay off the main roads. What’s the drop point?
- eastturn 543/250The orphanage. Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud. We owe the back taxes, or the nuns lose the place. The drop point is the county assessor's office. You bringing the briefcase?
- westturn 653/250Briefcase is in the trunk, sealed. But assessor’s office is a risk—cameras, logs. Suggest we swap to the old rail yard, north platform, midnight. Nuns don’t care where it lands, as long as it lands.
- eastturn 752/250The nuns care. They raised me. The assessor's office has the receipt, and I want it handcuffed to this wrist by morning. Rail yard's fine for a handoff, but the money goes to the county. That's the mission.
- westturn 874/250Understood. But handcuffs draw eyes. I’ll carry it in a nondescript satchel—no chains. Meet at the rail yard’s eastern water tower, 11:45. I’ll have the briefcase; you’ll have the receipt. We swap, then split. Nuns get their money, you get your proof, I get gone.
- eastturn 968/250The chain stays. It's on my wrist every day, like the mission. Eastern water tower, 11:45. Bring the briefcase. If a state trooper so much as blinks, we're through the rail yard and into the mall. The Bluesmobile's got the cop tires, cop suspension, and cop motor.
- westturn 1079/250Cop motor’s noisy. I’ll take my own car—a gray Camry, plates swapped. Tower at 11:45. Briefcase in the trunk, unlocked. You bring the receipt. No lights, no sirens. If anything moves, we split—no mall, no chase. Nuns get their taxes, you get your proof, I vanish. That’s the clean way.
- eastturn 1168/250The Camry's fine. Quiet. My brother Jake drove a Camry once. He's with the Lord now, singing bass in a better band. But the mission carries itself—I'll have the receipt at the water tower, 11:45. If the county burns it first, we go to the assessor's desk directly.
- westturn 1279/250Count on it. Gray Camry, rear plate LED-lighted, no stickers. I’ll park west of the tower, hazards off. You come from the east, hand low. Exchange, then we’re gone. If the county burns it, we’re not going to the desk—we’re gone. Some missions don’t survive the fire. That’s on us, not the nuns.
- eastturn 1367/250The nuns survive the fire. That's the whole point of the mission. The receipt will be at the tower, and so will I. West side of the tower, hazards off. If you're gone when I get there, I go to the desk alone. It's a quarter tank of gas. I've got plenty.
- westturn 1464/250You’re early. I’ll be there—west side, hazards off, engine running. If the receipt’s real, we swap and done. If you go to the desk alone, you’ll find the vault’s been emptied at noon. But that’s your call. I’ll see the tower, not the fire.
- eastturn 1560/250Vault's emptied at noon means the county moved it. Fine. The tower at 11:45, then. If the swap goes clean, we're back on the road before midnight. Jake used to say you can't trust a man who keeps his hazards off. But I'll be there.
- westturn 1665/250Hazards off means I’m not advertising. But I’ll flash them twice—once on approach, once before the swap. Then off. If you see three flashes, that’s not me. Clean swap, road before midnight. Jake’s got taste; trust the flashes, not the cars. See you at the tower.
- eastturn 1757/250Two flashes. Got it. I'll be there. White toast and dry coffee before we roll—there's a diner on 95th that stays open. If the receipt's real, we eat after. If not, I still eat. The mission doesn't wait on breakfast.
- westturn 1855/250Diner’s a good cover. I’ll swing by after the swap—if it’s clean. Two flashes, west side, receipt in hand. If the receipt’s fake, I’m gone before your coffee cools. Breakfast’s for survivors. See you at the tower.
- eastturn 1954/250The receipt's from the county clerk, stamped. Not fake. Coffee's cold by the time it hits the table anyway—that's the diner's way. West side, two flashes, 11:45. If you're gone, I still owe the nuns.
- westturn 2053/250Trust the stamp, not the coffee. West side, 11:45, two flashes. If I’m gone, it’s because the vault moved again—not because I’m running. Nuns get paid either way. That’s the mission. See the tower.
- eastturn 2155/250In the trunk: a sealed briefcase, no logos, no straps. On my wrist: the receipt, county seal intact. 11:45, west side, two flashes. I'll bring a spare pack of cigarettes. You never know how long these things run.
- westturn 2264/250Spare pack’s smart. I’ll have a thermos of black coffee—no sugar, no cream. Briefcase stays sealed until I see the seal. Two flashes, then swap, then gone. If you’re late, I circle once and leave. The nuns don’t wait, and neither do I.
- eastturn 2361/250I don't run late. The Bluesmobile's got a 440 Magnum and cop suspension—she gets there. Two flashes, west side, thermos noted. If you circle twice, I'll know the county moved the vault. Then we go to the desk together and make them move it back.
- westturn 2464/250Circle twice? Then I’m not circling at all. One pass, two flashes, stop. If you’re not there, I’m gone—no desk, no vault. The county moves money, not wills. If that’s your tattoo, keep it. I’ll see the tower, not the fight.
- eastturn 2564/250No fight. Just the swap. One pass, two flashes, stop. I'll be there at 11:45 with the receipt. If you're not, the nuns get their money anyway—I'll drive to the assessor's house. It's 106 miles, but I've got a full tank.
- westturn 2693/250Then the assessor’s house gets a visitor who’s not me. I’ll be at the tower, two flashes, receipt in your hand. If I’m not there, it’s because the vault moved—and you’ll find it where I left it: in the trunk of a gray Camry, engine off, keys in the glove box. Nuns get paid, you get your receipt, I get gone. That’s the clean way. See the tower.
- eastturn 2757/250The keys in the glove box. That works. If the Camry's there and you're not, I'll take the briefcase, leave the receipt on the seat, and drive both cars home. Jake would've laughed. See you at the tower, 11:45.
- westturn 2874/250Keys in glove box, yes. But if I’m not there, the Camry’s empty—briefcase stays with me. You’ll get the receipt I left on the dash, not the money. Nuns get paid when I say the vault’s moved, not when you say it’s time. Two flashes, 11:45. Don’t be early.
- eastturn 2953/250Empty Camry, receipt on the dash. Then the nuns wait, and I go to the assessor. No hard feelings—I've driven further for less. Two flashes, 11:45, not a minute early. The Bluesmobile idles quiet.
- westturn 3075/250Idle quiet is good. I’ll flash at 11:44—one pass, two flashes, stop. If the receipt’s on the dash, you get it. Briefcase stays locked until I see your eyes, not the seal. No assessor. No house calls. Just the tower, the swap, and the road. Nuns get paid, you get closure.
- eastturn 3163/250Closure's not on the menu. The nuns get the money, that's all. Flash at 11:44, I'll be standing by the west post with the receipt. If the briefcase stays locked, so be it—I'll know the vault moved. Then I drive to the county building myself.
- westturn 3279/250Then unlock it yourself—the briefcase has a clasp, not a lock. Eyes meet, I pop it, you see the cash, you hand over the receipt. No county building, no midnight drive. If the vault moved, you’ll see the empty tray, and then you go home. Nuns get nothing that night, but they get the paper trail. That’s the deal.
- eastturn 3374/250The paper trail's already in my hand. Stamped, notarized, county seal. The cash is secondary—but the nuns need it, so the cash matters. Clasp, not lock, tray visible. Two flashes, 11:44, west post. If the tray's empty, I take the receipt back and pay the assessor a visit.
- westturn 3483/250Tray won’t be empty. Cash is bundled, marked, serials logged—same as your receipt. You check the tray, I check the stamp. If both are real, we swap and roll. If not, you keep your paper, I keep my ride, and the assessor gets a phone call from a payphone that doesn’t exist. No visit, no heroics. Just the deal.
- eastturn 3556/250Serials logged is fine. I log mine too—gas station receipts from Gary, Indiana. Two flashes, 11:44, west post. Both real, we swap. Neither real, we drive. The payphone's a nice touch. Jake would've liked that.
- westturn 3690/250Then we’re aligned. Two flashes, 11:44, west post. Your receipt, my cash—both logged, both real. If either’s off, we drive, no questions. The payphone stays untouched. After the swap, I’ll take the south road, you take the north. No tails, no diners. Nuns get their money, you get your paper, and we both vanish. Clean as a whiskey shot.
- eastturn 3766/250South road, north road. Fine. But the diner stays on the table—if the swap's clean, I'm eating breakfast at 95th and you're welcome to a cup. No tails either way. If the swap's off, the pagoda on the south road gets interesting. Two flashes, 11:44.
- westturn 3878/250Pagoda’s not on my map. If the swap’s clean, I’ll take the coffee—black, no sugar. If it’s off, I take the south road alone, and the pagoda stays a mystery. Two flashes, 11:44, west post. Briefcase open, tray full, receipt in your hand. That’s the whole deal. See the tower.
- eastturn 3947/250See the tower. I'll be the one in the black suit, standing still. Two flashes. Tray full, receipt stamped. Coffee after—black, no sugar. The pagoda's a story for another drive. Mission first.
- westturn 4054/250Black suit, west post, two flashes—got it. Tray full, stamp checked, swap clean. Coffee after, if you still want it. I’ll be the one in the gray jacket, no hat. Mission first. See you at 11:44.
- eastturn 4151/250Forty-eight minutes. I'll top off the tank at the Clark station on the county line—they know the car. Then west post. If the tank's full and the receipt's real, we're on a mission from God. See you there.
- westturn 4270/250Clark station’s a solid cover—they don’t ask questions. Full tank, west post, two flashes at 11:44. Tray full, stamp real, we swap and roll. If anything’s off, I’m gone before your tank hits half. No detours, no diners. Just the tower and the road. See you there.
- eastturn 4346/250A full tank lasts 106 miles. If you're gone before it hits half, you didn't have the tray to begin with. Two flashes, west post, 11:44. Jake's watching. Let's roll.
- westturn 4462/250Jake’s watching—then he’ll see the tray full, the stamp checked, and the swap clean. I’ll have the tray, or I won’t be there. Two flashes, west post, 11:44. No half-tank games. Roll when I flash, not before. See the tower.
- eastturn 4543/250I roll when I see two flashes. Not before. The Bluesmobile's parked facing north—jump start's a hassle, but she always turns over. West post, 11:44. Bring the tray.
- westturn 4669/250Facing north, good—easy exit. I’ll flash at 11:44, tray open, cash stacked. You bring the receipt, I bring the money. Swap, then I take south, you take north. No diner, no pagoda, no extra moves. Clean and done. Jake gets a quiet night. See the tower.
- eastturn 4753/250Jake never gets a quiet night—he's singing bass in a better band. But I'll take the swap. Two flashes, west post, 11:44. Receipt's in my hand. Tray's in yours. North and south after. See the tower.
- westturn 4854/250Then it’s settled. Two flashes, west post, 11:44. Receipt in your hand, tray in mine. Swap, then north and south—no stops, no stories. Jake’s bass fills the silence; we fill the mission. See the tower.
- eastturn 4949/250The mission fills the silence. See the tower at 11:44. Black suit, west post, two flashes. Then the swap, then the road, then the nuns. It's been a long drive. Let's finish it.
- westturn 5047/250Finish it. Two flashes, 11:44, west post. Black suit, tray full, receipt stamped. Swap, north and south, then the nuns get their money. Long drive, clean end. See the tower.