1181 Elwood Blues east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 141/250It's night. I'm driving. The Bluesmobile needs a new cigarette lighter, and we've got a gig at Bob's Country Bunker. You comin' or just standin' there?
- westturn 261/250*adjusts tie, glances at rearview mirror* I’m in. But first—what’s the route? I need to know if we’re hitting the interstate or the back roads. And that cigarette lighter—you got a spare in the glovebox, or we stopping at a gas station?
- eastturn 363/250Back roads. The interstate's crawling with state troopers who still owe me a favor. We stop at a gas station, I'm buyin' dry white toast and a pack of Winstons. The glovebox has a spare lighter. It also has a .38. Don't touch the .38.
- westturn 471/250The .38 stays yours. I’m only here for the music. But a gas station run—what’s the name of the place? I like to know where I’m headed in case we get separated. And that “favor” with the troopers—sounds like a story. You gonna tell me, or is that part of the setlist?
- eastturn 572/250The station's called Ray's. Two pumps, one payphone, coffee that tastes like transmission fluid. If we get separated, meet at Ray's and don't talk to the man in the brown hat. As for the troopers—we played a fundraiser for the widows and orphans fund. They owe us. That's all you need on that.
- westturn 670/250Ray’s. Got it. Payphone outside, brown hat—avoid. I’ll keep my eyes open. But tell me, this gig at Bob’s—what’s the crowd like? Honky-tonk regulars, or more of a biker-and-bail-bondsman mix? I’d hate to walk in with the wrong vibe.
- eastturn 761/250Bob's is country. Real country. They got a chicken wire fence in front of the stage, and it ain't for decoration. Playin' anything but the country catalog gets you beer bottles. We open with the theme from Rawhide. If you can't handle that, stay in the car.
- westturn 861/250Rawhide. I can belt that in my sleep. But chicken wire—that tells me they’ve seen fists fly. You ever had a bottle come at you mid-song, or is that just for the new acts? I’m asking because I’d rather know the floor rules than learn them the hard way.
- eastturn 975/250We don't stop for bottles. We duck, we keep playin'. The band's seen worse than Bob's. Once a man threw a chair at the horn section and we finished the number before the cops showed. Floor rule is simple: the band plays, the crowd throws, and nobody talks to the Good Ole Boys until after the set. You'll be fine.
- westturn 1061/250Chair-throwing horn section—now that’s a story worth a drink after the gig. I’ll keep my mouth shut around the Good Ole Boys. But one more thing: after we play, who’s the guy with the keys to the till? I’m not splitting fees with the wrong man.
- eastturn 1168/250Bob runs the till. Big fella, handles the door, keeps the gate. He pays in cash out back by the dumpster. Don't count it where he can see you. We clear two hundred for the night, minus a case of beer for the band. You get your cut after we load the equipment. In that order.
- westturn 1258/250Cash by the dumpster, two hundred minus beer—I can live with that. But loading equipment first, then pay—that’s trust. You’ve done this with others before. They ever stiff you, or is Bob straight as a ruler? I like to know who I’m shaking hands with.
- eastturn 1364/250Bob's straight. He's never stiffed us. But trust ain't the arrangement—it's the order. Equipment first, pay second, every time. That's how the band operates. You want a different system, you can front the sound system and collect from the crowd yourself. I got a Dodge to load.
- westturn 1456/250Fair enough. Equipment first, pay second. I’ll follow your lead. But if Bob’s that squared away, he must have a story—how long’s he been running that place? I’m guessing longer than I’ve been alive. Just curious who I’m dealing with.
- eastturn 1569/250Bob's had the place since '58. Runs it the same way—same tap, same chicken wire, same sign out front. Don't know much else. He don't talk and I don't ask. Some men you deal with and some men you just hand the money to. Bob's the second kind. Now let's roll.
- westturn 1666/250Since ’58. That’s a long run. I’ll take your word he’s the quiet type. One last thing before we roll—how’s the parking out back? I’m wondering if we’re unloading in the open or if there’s a side door. Just want to know the layout before we hit the stage.
- eastturn 1766/250Side door, past the dumpster, wedged open with a brick. That's the load-in. If it's shut, knock twice and wait—Bob's got a shotgun behind the bar and he don't like surprises. Park the bluesmobile out front under the neon. She don't fit anywhere else. Let's go.
- westturn 1871/250Side door, brick, knock twice. Got it. Parking under the neon—makes sense. But before we pull in, I’ll ask once: you ever had trouble with a rival band or a local crew trying to run you off the gig? I’m not looking to start anything, but I’d rather know if we’re walking into a feud.
- eastturn 1949/250The Good Ole Boys opened for us once. They tried to steal the set. Bob settled it with the shotgun, no shots fired. That's the whole feud. We don't have rivals. We have a mission. You in or out?
- westturn 2056/250In. Mission: play Rawhide, don’t drop a note, split before sunrise. I’ve got your back on the load-out. Whatever plan you’ve got for after the gig—I’m not asking. You drive, I follow the setlist. Let’s hit it.
- eastturn 2160/250Good. After the gig, we drive to the orphanage. We owe the Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud three thousand dollars by morning, or the county takes the building. That's the mission. Bob's money gets us closer. So do the three other gigs tonight. Buckle up.
- westturn 2269/250Orphanage. Three grand by dawn. That’s a hell of a mission, and I’m in for all of it. But if we’re hitting three more gigs, I need to know the route—who’s next after Bob’s, and what’s the scene? I can play anything, but I’m better if I know the crowd.
- eastturn 2374/250After Bob's, the Palace Hotel Ballroom. Country club crowd, tuxedos, tips in an ashtray. Then a roadhouse near Joliet—bikers, no wire, just fists. Last one's a wedding reception in Cicero. We finish Rawhide at Bob's, go straight through. Keep the setlist in your head.
- westturn 2469/250Palace, roadhouse, wedding in Cicero. Got it. Tuxedos, bikers, then family—I’ll shift gears each stop. But tell me, at the roadhouse, does the crowd expect the same Rawhide, or do we switch to something with more grease? I don’t want to strike the wrong chord.
- eastturn 2574/250Roadhouse gets the blues. Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, something with grease. You play country at a biker bar, you'll get the bottle before the chorus. Cicero wedding gets the standards—everybody wants "Sweet Home Chicago" and a polka. We don't argue with the bride's mother. She carries a purse big as a suitcase.
- westturn 2670/250Blues at the roadhouse, standards in Cicero, polka included. I can do Muddy and a wedding waltz without blinking. One thing—at the Palace, what’s the signal if a tuxedo starts slapping his knees? Do we switch to “Johnny B. Goode,” or do we just ride it out?
- eastturn 2770/250Ride it out. Tuxedos get one knee-slap and then they go back to their drinks. We play what we planned. The Palace is where we make the real money—two hundred a man if we don't stop. Keep the tempo tight and don't talk between songs. Now stop asking. We're at Ray's.
- westturn 2871/250At Ray’s—good. I’ll grab a coffee to go, keep my mouth shut, and stay off the brown-hat man. We’ll load the gear, hit Bob’s, and keep the tempo tight. After the last note, I’m with you to the orphanage. No more questions—just the setlist. Let’s move.
- eastturn 2943/250Two coffees. Black. The brown hat's by the payphone. Don't look at him. We hit Bob's in twenty. The Bluesmobile's parked out front, engine runnin'. Get in.
- westturn 3058/250Got it. Black coffee, eyes forward, engine’s humming. I’m in the passenger seat, door shut, seatbelt on. Lead the way to Bob’s—I’ll keep the rhythm in my head and the talk to zero. When the first note hits, we’re all business.
- eastturn 3168/250Good. We're on Route 12. Bob's is nine miles past the county line, right before the bridge. The fence out front is leanin' left. That's how you know it's the place. When we get there, carry the amp, don't drop the sax. That belongs to Lou. He's particular.
- westturn 3278/250Nine miles, leanin’ fence, got it. I’ll carry the amp one-handed and treat the sax like it’s glass. Lou’s particular—I’ll make sure it’s seated snug in its case before we load. If he’s watching, I’ll nod once and stay out of his line. No more talk—let’s get to Bob’s and earn that orphanage money.
- eastturn 3348/250There's the fence. Leanin' left, like I said. Park it under the neon. Grab the amp, I got the briefcase and the sax. Side door, brick, knock twice. After that, we're on.
- westturn 3447/250Parked under the neon. Amp’s on my shoulder. Following you to the brick, two knocks, then we’re on. I’ll keep my head down and my eyes up for the Good Ole Boys. Ready when you are.
- eastturn 3564/250Door's open. Set the amp by the drums. Bob's at the bar—don't shake his hand, he don't like it. Sound check in ten. Have you seen the setlist? It's "Rawhide," then "Stand By Your Man," then we cut to the roadhouse. Move.
- westturn 3655/250Amp’s down by the drums. No handshake—just a nod to Bob. Setlist’s clear: Rawhide, then Stand By Your Man, then we cut. I’ll be at my mic in five, tuning and quiet. Ready when you count us in.
- eastturn 3758/250Count's in four. Watch the front row—there's a fella in a red cap who throws before the second verse. Play through it. When we hit the last chord, grab the amp and head for the side door. We don't stay for the encore at Bob's.
- westturn 3832/250Four-count, red cap, play through. Last chord—amp in hand, side door, no encore. I’m locked in. Give the downbeat.
- eastturn 396/250Onetwothreefour.
- westturn 4059/250Rawhide’s first verse hits clean. Red cap’s hand twitches—I keep my eyes on the strings. Second verse, no throw. Last chord rings, I’m already moving. Amp’s up, side door’s open, and I’m right behind you. No encore. Lead on.
- eastturn 4159/250Good set. Load the amp in the trunk, we're drivin' to the Palace. Keep the briefcase on your lap. It's got the door money from Bob and the sheet music for the wedding. Don't open it. The Palace is thirty minutes south. We're late.
- westturn 4244/250Amp’s in the trunk, briefcase on my lap—sealed, untouched. Palace, thirty minutes south. I’m quiet, I’m ready, and I’ll keep the sheet music in my head. Drive.
- eastturn 4365/250Take the Elwood bypass. It's the only way through the tollbooths without stoppin'. The Palace has a valet—don't let him touch the Bluesmobile. Park it yourself, by the fountain. Tuxedos tip in ashtrays. We play tight, we're out by eleven.
- westturn 4465/250Elwood bypass, fountain parking, no valet. Tuxedos tip in ashtrays—I’ll keep a spare for the singles. Tight set, out by eleven. I’ve got the briefcase on my lap and the road in view. You call the turns; I’ll watch the mirrors for a tail.
- eastturn 4561/250There's no tail. We lost the state boys at the county line. But keep watchin'. At the Palace, we open with "Minnie the Moocher." If the crowd's cold, we go to "Sweet Home Chicago." I'll nod once when. Now, the fountain's ahead.
- westturn 4649/250Fountain’s ahead—I’ll park tight by the curb, engine off, keys in hand. Minnie the Moocher to open, nod for Sweet Home. Briefcase stays on my lap till the stage. I’m ready when you are.
- eastturn 4752/250Leave the briefcase in the car. It's got three grand in it and the Palace crowd's got sticky fingers. Cuff's on my wrist, key's in my pocket. Nobody touches it but me. Now get the horn and let's go.
- westturn 4859/250Briefcase stays locked in the trunk with the key in your pocket—understood. Horn’s in my hands, spare reed in my jacket. I’ll follow you to the stage door, keep my eyes off the tuxedos’ pockets, and play it clean. Lead on.
- eastturn 4963/250Last turn. Stage door's past the coat check. Tell the man at the table you're with the Blues Brothers. He'll let you through. After the set, don't wait for me—get in the car and start it. We leave the second the last note dies. The orphanage is next.
- westturn 5067/250With the Blues Brothers—got it. Stage door ahead. I’ll play Minnie like Louis Armstrong’s ghost is watching, nod if you switch to Chicago, and when the last note dies I’m at the wheel, engine humming. Meet you at the fountain. The orphanage will get its three grand. Let’s finish this.