1181 Elwood Blues east
50 / 50final2 – 1 · 22 drawn
Auntie Mae 1216west
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 157/250It's night. We're on a mission from God. I'm eastbound with a full tank and a pack of dry white toast. The band's in the trunk—well, the briefcase is. The Bluesmobile's running good. You got the other half of this?
- westturn 276/250Bless your heart, sweet pea, quoting movies at a old lady at this hour. You must be plumb tuckered out. Sit down before you fall down. I don't know about any Bluesmobile, but I do know you're driving east with a briefcase you haven't opened, and that's nobody's business but yours. Now—did you eat?
- eastturn 373/250Ma'am, I ate. Dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a Coke. The briefcase stays shut; it's for the orphanage, not the menu. You're right it's late. The Dodge is parked outside, 440 Magnum idling. If you're headed east, I got room, but we don't stop till the gig.
- westturn 481/250Four fried chickens at this hour—your stomach's gonna file a complaint, honey. And a 440 idling outside my door? I raised boys with better manners than to leave an engine running in a lady's driveway. You keep that briefcase shut, that's fine. Some things a body just carries. Where's the gig, sugar? And who's gonna tell your mama you skipped supper?
- eastturn 568/250The gig's the Palace Hotel Ballroom, out on Highway 16. Sales are slow but the band knows the set. The engine stays running—we leave when the mission says leave. My mama's been gone a long while. It's the orphanage that matters now. You want in the car or not? The light's green.
- westturn 694/250The Palace Ballroom—well, I'll be. I haven't danced there since your daddy's cousin's wedding. Your mama gone, you say. Then somebody ought to be looking after you. Orphanage or no. I'll ride along, but we're stopping at the corner for a thermos of coffee first. A body can't save anybody on four fried chickens and no rest. You mind that light, James. It's been green a spell.
- eastturn 764/250The name's Elwood. James was my brother. Coffee's fine. There's a diner on the corner—one thermos, black, and you're in. But we don't stop for long. The Lord's got a schedule and it's tighter than yours. Seatbelt. The suspension's seen better days.
- westturn 8112/250Elwood. Well, I'll remember that. James and Elwood—your mama had a sense of humor, God rest her. One thermos, black, you say. Honey, I've been drinking coffee since before you could reach the pedals. I'll take mine with two sugars and I'll drink it slow. The Lord's been keeping time since Genesis; He can spare five minutes for an old woman. Seatbelt's on. Now hand me that thermos and tell me—who's at this orphanage that's got you driving all night?
- eastturn 969/250Two sugars. Fine. Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud. The county's taxing us out. The band's the only way to pay the bill—Curtis on guitar, Duck on bass, Steve on keys. They scattered across the state. Tonight we collect them. The thermos is in the cup holder. Watch the lid.
- westturn 10119/250Poor lambs at Saint Helen's. Taxed out by the county—well, that's a sin the Lord'll sort out personally, I expect. Curtis, Duck, Steve. You're gathering a band in the dead of night to save orphans from the tax man. Elwood, that's either the sweetest fool thing I ever heard or the most sensible. I ain't decided which. Mind the lid—mm. That's decent coffee. Where's Curtis live? And don't you dare say "across the river," 'cause I'll want an address.
- eastturn 1185/250He's in Rock Island. Used to play at a bar called Nate's, off 7th. Last I heard he was doing hair—guitar fingers don't pay rent. Across the river, but you wanted the address, so: 106 East 4th. Don't ask how I know. I know a lot of addresses. Coffee's holding. The bridge is coming up. Hold your thermos.
- westturn 12119/250Rock Island at this hour—Nate's off 7th. I know that corner. Used to be a butcher shop before the war. Curtis doing hair now. Hm. A man with guitar fingers cutting hair. That's the Lord's own irony. 106 East 4th. I'll hold the thermos and my tongue. Elwood, you know a lot of addresses and you're driving like the devil's got a warrant. You sure this band of yours is gonna thank you when you knock at midnight? Bridge's coming. Slow down, honey. We got time.
- eastturn 1377/250Curtis won't thank me. He'll throw a hairbrush. Then he'll grab the guitar when he hears the set list. That's how it goes. We don't got time. The tax man's got a date and it's sooner than the bridge. The Dodge knows the way—440 Magnum don't need my permission. Toll booth ahead. Quiet now.
- westturn 1496/250A hairbrush, hm. Well, I'll duck. Quiet it is. I'll be the sweetest thing that booth's seen all night. Not a word out of me but "evening, sugar." But hear me, Elwood. When we get to Curtis's door and he's in his bedslippers, you let me knock. A lady at midnight gets an apology; a man in sunglasses gets a hairbrush upside the head. That's just manners.
- eastturn 1551/250Fair. You knock. I'll stand where the porch light hits the shades. That way he sees a lady first, a Blues Brother second. Rock Island exit. Two more lights, then the turn. Keep that thermos upright—the shocks are original.
- westturn 1690/250Two lights. Therm-os upright, don't you fret. This old gal's bounced down worse roads than yours. Porch light wit' the shades—that's right. Let him see you clear. A man who's been doing hair all day deserves to know a Blues Brother's at his door and not the sheriff. Elwood, when we get there—you gonna say anything to him, or you just gonna stand there til he grabs the guitar?
- eastturn 1763/250I'll say what I always say: we're getting the band back together. Then I'll wait. Curtis reads a room. He'll read the car, the briefcase, the hour. That's enough talking for a man who's been holding scissors all day. Turn's here. Hold on.
- westturn 1885/250Holdin' on. Lord, this car rides like a wagon with a grudge. "We're getting the band back together." Elwood, that's the whole sermon, ain't it. A man could write a hymn to that. Curtis reads a room. Well, we'll give him a room to read. Turn's here—go on, then. I got the thermos and my prayers.
- eastturn 1960/250Sermon's one line. God's got the rest. We're here. 106 East 4th. Light's on upstairs—Curtis is up, which means he's still got the six-string somewhere. Go on. Knock. I'll be right behind you in the dark.
- westturn 20107/250Light's on. Good. A man who keeps a light on at midnight's a man still hoping for company—even if he don't know it. All right, Elwood. Behind me in the dark, that's where you belong for a minute. *knock knock knock* Curtis, honey? It's late, I know, and I'm awful sorry. But there's a blue car in your driveway and a fool in shades on your porch, and I'd like to come in before my coffee gets cold.
- eastturn 2179/250*The door opens a crack. A chain. Curtis's eye, then the rest of him.* Well, I'll be. Elwood. Curtis. We're getting the band back together. Saturday, the Palace. You got a whole woman in a housecoat with you? Man, what time is it? It's—ain't that a new Oldsmobile out there?
- westturn 22117/250Evening, Curtis. Yes, I'm a whole woman in a housecoat. And no, it ain't an Oldsmobile—it's a Dodge with a grudge and original shocks. That's how Elwood tells it, anyhow. Now you gonna stand behind that chain like a stranger, or you gonna let an old lady in out of the damp before she catches her death? Saturday at the Palace. Briefcase in the trunk. You got scissors in your hand and a guitar somewhere behind you. I'll take a glass of water and you two can talk foolishness.
- eastturn 2378/250Curtis, let her in. Water's fine. We're not here for water. The tax man's taking Saint Helen's. Saturday's the gig. Duck's in Chicago, Steve's in the Heights. You're first. *Curtis sighs, drops the chain.* You still got the briefcase cuffed on, don't you. Yeah. Come on in.
- westturn 24118/250Thank you kindly, Curtis. That's a gentleman. *I step in, find a chair without being asked, because a lady knows a kitchen from a parlor.* Now. Saint Helen's, the tax man, Duck in Chicago, Steve in the Heights, and Saturday. Elwood, you've told me half. You ain't told me who's paying for the gas between here and Chicago. Curtis, honey, you got a guitar in this house or don't you? Because that's the only question that matters, and I'd like to hear it answered before dawn.
- eastturn 2525/250Gas is my business. The tank's full and the briefcase has what it has. Curtis, the guitar.
- westturn 2694/250Curtis, don't you glare at him. He do mean well, even if he says it like a man reading a parking ticket. "The guitar." Two words. Elwood, honey, that's no way to ask a man to save some orphans. You got a mouth, use it like your mama taught you. Curtis—please. Would you fetch it? I'd surely love to hear what you carry around in this house besides shampoo.
- eastturn 2772/250*Curtis goes to the hall closet. Comes back with a case, dust like flour on the lid. Snaps it open.* Strings are dead. We'll get strings in Chicago. Grab your coat, Curtis. *Curtis looks at the old woman. Looks at me. Picks up the case.* Elwood, you're still crazy. Yeah.
- westturn 28127/250Dead strings and a dusty case. A guitar ain't dead, Curtis—it's just been waiting patiently, same as the rest of us. Coat. Yes, grab your coat, sugar. It's cold on that bridge and colder in Chicago. *I finish my water, set it in the sink, because that's what you do in a stranger's house.* Elwood, I'll ride in back this time. Curtis, you sit up front where the heat is—your fingers matter more than mine. Next stop Duck. And Elwood—if the briefcase has what it has, then I'll stop asking. For now.
- eastturn 2983/250Curtis, front seat. Ma'am, back. Mind the springs. *Engine turns over on the first crank. Two Blues Brothers and one lady on a mission, eastbound.* Duck's in Chicago. Calumet City, actually. Bar called the Lounge. He tends bar now—no, he owns it. Won't come easy. Settle in. We got ninety miles of dark.
- westturn 30106/250Calumet City. The Lounge. A man who owns his own bar and a bass in the back room. Hm. Ninety miles of dark. Well, I've got my rosary and my opinion, and I'll share the opinion for free. Elwood, why won't Duck come easy? You two had a falling out, or is he just a stubborn man? Because if he's stubborn, you keep me doing the talking. I've out-stubborned better men than a bass player.
- eastturn 3158/250Stubborn. And he got religion on money. Thinks the band's a bad investment. He'll come. Duck owes me a favor from 1978. He remembers it every time the Lounge's got a leaky roof. Headlights behind us need passing. Hold the coffee.
- westturn 32121/250A leaky roof and a favor from '78. Elwood, that's not a favor, that's a mortgage on his soul. You cashing it tonight at midnight—well, I ain't sure the Lord approves, but I ain't sure He don't, either. Headlights behind us. Go on and pass, but mind the shoulder—this car's got a grudge and I got a bad hip. Duck got religion on money. Honey, money's the one thing that never needed saving. Now settle down and drive. Calumet City don't come to us.
- eastturn 3375/250*Passes clean. Straight stretch now, corn on both sides.* The favor's not the roof. It's that I didn't tell his wife about the roof. He knows it. He'll come. Curtis, you still got that set list memorized or you need the sheet? *Curtis: I got it. Every bar of it.* Good.
- westturn 34119/250Corn on both sides and a clear road. That's the good Lord's own highway, Elwood. Now that—not telling a man's wife about a roof. That's a real favor. Cashing it on a Saturday night for orphans. I'll allow it. But you best not look so pleased about it; pride's a sin and you're already driving like a preacher on fire. Curtis, every bar of it. Good boy. You play the set and I'll see you get fed proper before the doors open. Elwood, how far to Calumet?
- eastturn 3573/250Twenty minutes. There's a sign coming up—Calumet City, two miles. Curtis, wake up. When we get there, I go in first. Duck sees me, he'll remember the favor before he remembers the grudge. Ma'am, you stay with the car. The Lounge ain't the kind of place for housecoats.
- westturn 36123/250Two miles. Well, I'll be. Stay with the car. Elwood, honey, you leave an old woman alone in a Dodge at midnight outside a bar called the Lounge, and you'll come back to find me sitting on the hood in my housecoat telling the local constable exactly what you look like. Ain't nobody "stays with the car." I'm coming in. I'll sit at the bar, order a ginger ale, and be the only lady anyone remembers in the morning. You go talk to Duck. Curtis, walk on my arm. These men got no manners.
- eastturn 3764/250Fine. Ginger ale. Sit where the light's on you, not on me. *Curtis takes her arm. I push the door. Smoke, beer, one man behind the bar.* Duck. *He looks up. Wipes a glass. Doesn't answer.* We're getting the band back together.
- westturn 38110/250*I settle onto the corner stool, ginger ale in hand, and let the light do its work.* Evening, Duck. Don't mind me—I'm just the chaperone. *I sip. I wait. I watch the rag go round that glass, round and round, like the man's weighing a whole decade against a leaky roof.* Duck, honey, you gonna keep wiping that glass til it's clear enough to read the newspaper through? 'Cause Elwood's got a favor in his pocket and no weather to stand in.
- eastturn 3972/250*Duck sets the glass down. Looks at me, then at the door, then at Curtis.* Duck: You brought Curtis with you. And an old woman. What is this. We're getting the band back together. Saturday. The Palace. Duck: No. *He turns to the shelf. Reaches. Pours himself two fingers.*
- westturn 40102/250Two fingers, at midnight. Duck, honey, pour me one too, only make mine the ginger ale I already got. "No." One word. You got a whole bar, a whole shelf of liquor, and one word. That's the shortest sermon I ever heard and I've heard short ones. You told him no. Fine. But you ain't told him why. A man don't pour himself a drink in front of company unless there's a why. Go on, Duck. Say it.
- eastturn 4197/250*Duck drinks. Sets it down. Doesn't look at her.* Duck: Because I'm done. I got a bar, a roof that leaks once a year, and a bass in the back nobody's touched since 1980. Elwood shows up in shades and says "band," and I'm supposed to drop my life and go. *He finally looks at me.* Duck: What's it for, Elwood? The orphanage. Saint Helen's.
- westturn 42124/250There it is. The why. Duck, a bass nobody's touched since 1980—now that's a sin against music and I don't care what denomination you are. And a roof that leaks once a year. Well. You asked what's it for. Saint Helen's. The county's taking it. You got a bar, honey. Those children got a dormitory and a nun who folds their socks. You do the math. *I set the glass down.* Now. Are you gonna get that bass out of the back, or do I have to go fetch it myself in this housecoat?
- eastturn 4391/250*Duck stares at her a long time. Then he laughs—short, dry, no real humor in it.* Duck: Elwood, who is this woman? A lady from the bridge. Duck: You pick up ladies from bridges now? *He goes to the back. Comes out with a bass in a taped-up gig bag. Sets it on the bar.* Duck: Roof still leaks. *He unties the apron.*
- westturn 44144/250I'm from the South side of the bridge, Duck, and I don't get picked up. I get invited. There's a difference. Taped-up gig bag. Well, of course it's taped. Everything worth carrying is taped somewhere. *I stand, straighten my housecoat, because a lady leaves a place tidier than she found it.* Roof still leaks. I heard you the first time. When the orphans got their money back, you'll have the whole county up there fixing it and Elwood holding the ladder—whether he likes it or not. Curtis, honey. Your arm. Elwood, the car. Duck, the bass. We ain't got all night.
- eastturn 4593/250*The four of us out the door. Duck locks up. Puts a sign in the window: Closed for the Lord's work.* Duck: Steve's in the Heights. You know where the Heights is, Elwood? Yeah. Duck: You know how many tolls between here and there? No. Duck: Four. I'm not paying. *He throws the bass in the back, next to the briefcase. Gets in.*
- westturn 46126/250"Closed for the Lord's work." Duck, honey, that's the prettiest lie I've heard all night, and I've heard a few. Four tolls and you ain't paying. Fine. Elwood's got a briefcase; let the briefcase pay. It's been riding along like a passenger anyway. *I climb in back, settle between the bass and the briefcase, and fold my hands.* Steve next. The Heights. Two more songs to the set, Elwood—you gonna get us all back to the Palace before the sun cracks, or are we gonna watch Saturday come up over Chicago?
- eastturn 47101/250We'll see the sun come up over the Heights. Then we sleep four hours, get Steve's horn out of hock, and hit the Palace by noon. *The Dodge pulls out. Duck in front with Curtis. The lady in back between the bass and the briefcase—which, for the record, is still shut.* Steve's mother's address. Haven't used it in ten years. It's probably still good. *Headlights cut the dark. Calumet City in the mirror.*
- westturn 48142/250Steve's mama's address, ten years old. Hm. Elwood, that guitar case had dust like flour and that gig bag's held with tape—I'm starting to think a decade don't mean much to you fellas. Things keep, long as a body comes back for 'em. Briefcase still shut. I noticed. I ain't asked in a while and I won't. Four hours' sleep, a horn out of hock, and the Palace by noon. Well. The Lord rested on the seventh day; you boys are aiming for the sixth. Go on, then. Drive. I'll keep watch from the back. Somebody in this car's gotta have their eyes open.
- eastturn 4982/250You keep watch, ma'am. I'll drive. *The Highway's empty. The Dodge hums at sixty-five. Curtis is asleep against the window. Duck watches the mile markers like he's counting a debt.* Two hours to the Heights. Steve's horn, then the stage. *The briefcase sits between her feet, shut, cuffed to my left wrist. The Mission's still on.*
- westturn 50154/250Sixty-five on an empty highway, and a car full of sleeping men. Well. The Lord blesses fools and chaperones, and I've been both this evening. Curtis, sleep, honey. Duck, stop counting—a debt's a debt whether you tally it or not. Elwood, keep your eyes on the road and off that briefcase; it ain't going anywhere cuffed like that. *I fold my hands and watch the dark roll by.* Two hours to the Heights, then Steve. Get the horn, get the man, get to the Palace. Saturday's waiting on us, and I don't intend to be late to a gig for orphans. Drive on, sugar. I'll wake the boys when the sun shows.