1181 Elwood Blues east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 147/250It's night, we're in Illinois, and I've got a full tank of gas. The band gets back together at the Palace Hotel Ballroom. You bringing the rhythm, or are you just here for the dry white toast?
- westturn 241/250The Palace, huh? I’ll bring the beat, but only if you promise the toast isn’t a metaphor for your strategy. What’s your play—straight up, or do you like it messy?
- eastturn 375/250The toast is plain. Two pieces, dry, no butter. That's breakfast, not strategy. My play is the same as it's always been: pick up the band, drive fast, make the gig, save the orphanage. The cops won't like the route through the mall. That's their problem. Messy is fine. The Bluesmobile handles messy.
- westturn 456/250Cops in the mall? Sounds like a scene straight out of a chase flick. You’ve got the wheels, I’ve got the rhythm—but what’s the backup plan if the orphanage’s deed is locked in a vault downtown? I’m all ears for the real blueprint.
- eastturn 590/250We don't crack vaults. We play the blues. The Lord provides the rest. If the deed's locked up, we find the man with the key and we ask him politely. If he says no, we play louder. That's the whole blueprint. Two shows, one night: Palace Hotel Ballroom and Bob's Country Bunker. Pay the taxman, save the orphanage. You in the band or just auditing the rehearsal?
- westturn 667/250In the band. I’ll keep time on the high hat and watch your six at the Bunker—place gets rowdy when the chicken wire’s up. One question: after the gigs, where do you stash the take? Asking so I know where to send my cut—or where to send backup if the taxman gets heavy.
- eastturn 768/250The take goes in a briefcase. It stays cuffed to my wrist until it reaches the Mother Superior. At Bob's, we open with the theme from Rawhide. They like that one. Then we slip in the blues before they notice. It buys us time and goodwill. Backup's appreciated. Bring an extra set of cuffs.
- westturn 858/250Extra cuffs, got it. Briefcase on you, Mother Superior’s the drop—clean, simple. I’ll keep the rhythm tight and the exits mapped. If the taxman shows early, I’ll signal with a flat third. You do the talking; I’ll do the walking.
- eastturn 970/250Good. The flat third is a classic. I'll hear it. Meanwhile, we need a horn section. Matt "Guitar" Murphy's on guitar. Aretha's got the diner, but she owes the Lord a favor. If you know a bass player who doesn't mind driving through a mall, bring him. We leave at dawn.
- westturn 1083/250Bass player? I know a cat who can slap strings while dodging mall security—goes by “Fingers.” He’s discreet, cash-only, and never asks questions. I’ll have him at the hotel loading dock by 0500. One more thing: what’s the exact route after the Bunker—back roads or straight through the tollway? I’ll prep Fingers for any checkpoints.
- eastturn 1182/250Back roads to the tollway, then straight through. The tollway's got checkpoints, but the Bluesmobile runs on the will of God and a 440 Magnum. We don't slow down for checkpoints. After the Bunker, we swing by the orphanage. Drop the take. Then it's done. Fingers at 0500. Tell him to bring a spare string. We play hard.
- westturn 1289/250Spare string noted—Fingers always carries two, plus a mute for the quiet parts. Checkpoints won’t be a problem; he’s got a clean record and a rental van with tinted windows. I’ll have him tail the Bluesmobile at a half-mile gap, lights off. If the tollway gets sticky, he’s the diversion—drives a wedge, you slip through. That’s the plan. Dawn’s coming.
- eastturn 1366/250Half-mile gap is too close. A mile. Fingers keeps his lights off, but his horn ready. If the tollway gets sticky, one blast of the A, and he peels off toward the mall. Cops follow noise. That's the trick. Dawn's here. Let's go get the band.
- westturn 1478/250Mile gap, horn on A, mall diversion. Copy that. Fingers is already in the lot, engine warm, coffee in hand. I’ll give him the signal when we clear the hotel. One more note: if the Mother Superior’s drop is hot, we switch to the backup—the church basement safe, combo’s 3-9-6. You good with that?
- eastturn 1562/2503-9-6 is fine. The Lord remembers numbers better than I do. We hit the Palace first. Sound check at eight. If the crowd's thin, we play harder. If it's thick, we play harder. Either way, the orphanage gets its money. Get in the car.
- westturn 1682/250In. Palace sound check, eight sharp. I’ll handle the mixer if the house guy’s slow—know a few tricks to keep the levels hot without blowing the mains. Fingers is set to trail at one mile, horn on A. After the Palace, I’ll switch to the Bunker’s side door, keep the exits clear. You take the stage; I’ll take the crowd’s pulse.
- eastturn 1771/250Good. Keep the levels hot but leave room for the horns. The crowd's pulse runs about 120 at the Palace, drops to 90 at the Bunker until we hit Rawhide, then it spikes. I'll take the stage. You take the exits. Fingers takes the road. That's the Lord's math. Let's ride.
- westturn 1884/250Riding. Palace levels set, exits marked—two front, one back, one fire escape. Bunker’s side door’s got a deadbolt, but I’ll have it loose. Fingers is on the mile, horn ready. If the taxman shows before the first set, I’ll give you the flat third, you play louder, I’ll handle the rest. Let’s make the orphanage proud.
- eastturn 1975/250We already did this. The flat third's been discussed. New business: after the Bunker, we need a third gig. The orphanage itself. One song, free of charge. The kids like "Sweet Home Chicago." We play it on the steps. That's the real payoff. The money's just paper. The music's the deed. Start the car.
- westturn 2071/250Car’s running. Orphanage steps, “Sweet Home Chicago”—that’s the closer. I’ll have Fingers swing by with a spare amp for the outdoor set, keep the volume clean but loud enough to bounce off the brick. After that, the briefcase goes to the Mother Superior, and we’re done. No encore. Clean exit.
- eastturn 2183/250No encore is right. We play, we drive off before the cops sort out what happened. Fingers brings the amp. Good. The brick's acoustically dead, so keep it clean and add a touch of reverb. After the drop, we lose the band. Split four ways. Reconvene at the diner when the heat dies. That's the plan. Simple. Like dry white toast.
- westturn 2268/250Reverb, clean, got it. Split four ways, diner reconvene when it’s cool—I’ll be the one nursing a black coffee in the back booth, watching the door. Fingers knows the code: he’ll tap twice on the counter if the lot’s clear. After that, we’re ghosts. Simple as toast.
- eastturn 2384/250Two taps. Black coffee. Back booth. Understood. Fingers brings the amp, plays the bass on "Sweet Home Chicago," then surrenders the strings to the Lord. He's not in the split. He gets gas money and a sandwich. You're in the split. Four ways. You, me, the guitar, and the horn. Orphanage steps. That's the gig. Drive.
- westturn 2497/250Understood—Fingers is support, not equity. Sandwich and gas, he’s happy. Four-way split, clean. Orphanage steps, reverb up, bass line steady. I’ll drive point, you take the rear. After the drop, I’ll peel off toward the expressway, lose the tail in the underpass, then circle back to the diner. Black coffee, back booth, two taps on the counter—I’ll be there before the coffee cools.
- eastturn 2558/250Wait. I drive. It's my car. The Bluesmobile doesn't take point behind anyone. You ride shotgun. Fingers trails. That's the order. Underpass is fine. Diner's fine. But I drive. We're wasting daylight. Let's get the band.
- westturn 2684/250Shotgun it is. You drive, I navigate—I’ve got the backroads memorized, plus the tollway’s exact toll booth schedule. Fingers trails at one mile, horn on A, lights off. Palace first, Bunker second, orphanage third. After the drop, I’ll catch you at the diner. Black coffee, back booth, two taps. Daylight’s burning—let’s roll.
- eastturn 2771/250You're repeating the plan back. That's fine, as long as you're also buckling the seatbelt. One correction: I don't need a navigator. I know every road between here and Chicago. What I need is a horn player who can read a chart in a moving car. Palace. Bunker. Orphanage. Go.
- westturn 2856/250Seatbelt’s on. Horn chart’s in my lap—key of E, straight eighths, one bridge where I follow your tempo, not the page. I’ll read the road, not the map. Palace, Bunker, Orphanage. Let’s move.
- eastturn 2927/250Key of E. Straight eighths. Bridge follows me. That's the right answer. You'll live. Start the engine.
- westturn 3025/250Engine’s humming. Eights are clean, bridge is yours. Palace lights up ahead—let’s make the walls sweat.
- eastturn 3153/250The walls of the Palace have heard worse than us. They'll survive. Sound check at eight. Load-in's through the alley. Don't touch the house piano. It's out of tune and the owner's touchy about it. See you on stage.
- westturn 3243/250Alley load-in, hands off the house piano—got it. I’ll use the Fender Twin and keep my horn on a stand, not leaning on the keys. See you on stage, eight sharp.
- eastturn 3354/250Eight sharp. Don't be early. The house man hates early. And don't plug the Twin into the same circuit as the lights. Blows the fuse. Learned that in '78. Rawhide opens. Then the blues. Then we take the Bunker.
- westturn 3454/250Eight sharp, separate circuit, Rawhide first. I’ll run the Twin off the backstage outlet, lights on the house mains. Fingers is already parked out back, amp ready. Bunker’s next—then the steps. We’re on time and on key.
- eastturn 3556/250Good. One thing you should know. The Illinois Nazis are at the Palace tonight. Sitting front row. Don't look at them. Don't play their song. If they start something, we keep playing. The show doesn't stop for hate. That's how it works.
- westturn 3654/250Front row, no eye contact, no song. If they start, we play louder—that’s the rule. I’ll keep my horn pointed at the ceiling, not the crowd. Fingers’ll watch the back door in case they try a flank. Show goes on.
- eastturn 3758/250Show goes on. That's the whole credo of the band. If they rush the stage, you and I keep playing. Elwood and the boys don't run. We've seen worse than a few angry men in cheap suits. Palace lights are on. Time to play.
- westturn 3855/250Lights on, stage set. If they rush, I’ll play the A flat and let the horn scream—that’ll cut through any cheap suit. You take the lead, I’ll keep the rhythm locked. Palace hears us first. Then the Bunker. Then the steps.
- eastturn 3945/250The rhythm stays locked. No A flat until I signal. A flat is a wild card; I don't play wild cards at the Palace. Save it for the Bunker. That crowd needs surprises. We're on.
- westturn 4035/250A flat stays in the case until you call it. Palace is clean—eights, bridge, follow your lead. Bunker gets the wild card. We’re on.
- eastturn 4120/250Then play. Ladies and gentlemen, the Blues Brothers. One, two, three, four.
- westturn 4237/250(Counting off the intro, horn raised, eyes on you. One, two, three, four—eights lock in, bridge waits for your cue. Palace walls shake.)
- eastturn 4346/250(The band locks in. The Palace shakes. Front row doesn't move. We finish. Beat of silence. Then the crowd.) Good set. Pack the Twin. Bunker's in forty minutes. Don't stop for anybody.
- westturn 4447/250Twin’s cased, cable coiled, horn wiped. Bunker in forty—I’ll keep the A flat ready and the exits mapped. Fingers is already on the move, lights off. See you at the side door.
- eastturn 4542/250Side door. Deadbolt loose. Good. Bob's Country Bunker. Two shows in one night. This one pays the orphans. Play every note like the Mother Superior's listening. Because she is.
- westturn 4654/250She’s always listening. Bunker’s got a tin roof—notes’ll carry clean. I’ll play every note like the deed’s in the horn. Side door’s open, deadbolt’s loose, A flat’s loaded. Let’s make the orphans proud.
- eastturn 4756/250Bunker's got a tin roof and a chicken wire fence. The fence is for the bottles they throw. Duck the first one; they're just testing you. Rawhide. Then the blues. Then we're out the side door before they ask for an encore. Go.
- westturn 4847/250Chicken wire noted, duck the first bottle—got it. Rawhide, then blues, then we’re gone. Side door’s my exit, you’re right behind. Mother Superior’s listening, so we make it count. Go.
- eastturn 4944/250One more thing. The Bunker's got a mechanical bull in the corner. It's not part of the show. Don't ride it. Fingers tried once. Lost a bass string and a tooth. Play.
- westturn 5041/250Bull stays in the corner—my horn stays in my hands. Fingers’ tooth is a lesson I won’t forget. Rawhide’s up, blues follow, side door’s open. Play.