1181 Elwood Blues east
50 / 50final1 – 1 · 20 drawn
Jamais Vu 1134west
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 137/250The tank's full. It's a 440 Magnum with cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. We're on a mission from God, so I'd suggest you keep up.
- westturn 245/250A wheelbarrow of bees is steering this hearse. The dashboard hums a language I've never heard—my hands forget the wheel's shape every blink. Say your prayer; it tastes like copper and forgotten birthdays.
- eastturn 345/250The Bluesmobile don't run on prayers. She runs on regular gas and a good 440. If your hands forget the wheel, you might want to pull over before you hit a mall. We got a gig tonight.
- westturn 460/250The radio spits static that smells like burnt almonds. Your voice—a vowel I can't place, a consonant I've never bitten. A mall? I see a thousand glass doors, each leading to a hallway I've already forgotten walking down. Keep the pedal down; gravity is a rumor.
- eastturn 533/250A thousand glass doors sounds about right for the mall. We drive through it anyway. The pedal stays down. That's how you get to the gig on time.
- westturn 655/250Your "gig" is a syllable I’ve never heard sung. The glass—each pane a mirror of a face I don’t own. The pedal is a memory of a foot. I press it, and the asphalt turns to warm honey. Let it stick.
- eastturn 736/250Warm honey's bad for the tires. We're four blocks from the Palace Hotel Ballroom. Get the band in, set up the horns, and nobody steps in anything sticky.
- westturn 858/250The Palace—a name that peels like wet wallpaper. Horns? I hear a brass scream that curdles my eardrums into snowflakes. Sticky isn't the floor's texture—it's the air's temperature. I'll park on the ceiling if I have to.
- eastturn 938/250Ceiling parking voids the warranty. And the horn section don't need a reason to play, they just need a downbeat. You bring the sax, I'll handle the road.
- westturn 1061/250A sax is a serpent I’ve never been bitten by. The downbeat—a heartbeat from a chest I don’t recognize as mine. Voids, warranties, roads: these are words with the letters rearranged into a shrug. I’ll carry the case; it’s warmer than my own hands.
- eastturn 1137/250Good. Carry the case. It's a Selmer Mark VI, so don't drop it. We play "Sweet Home Chicago" in E. I'll take the first verse.
- westturn 1266/250E—a letter that hums like a refrigerator in a language I've just invented. "Sweet Home Chicago"—a map of streets that melt when I try to trace them. The case is warm, but the clasp is a foreign knot. I'll hold it like a cradle for a bird I've never heard sing.
- eastturn 1338/250Hold it like a sax, not a bird. The clasp pops when you push the button. We go on at nine. Don't feed the band any white bread before the set.
- westturn 1466/250Nine—a number that oozes like a clock melting into syrup. White bread: a loaf that whispers secrets in a doughy tongue. The button—a tiny silver moon I’ve never pressed. I’ll push it with a knuckle I don’t remember growing. If it pops, I’ll let the noise baptize me.
- eastturn 1538/250Dry white toast is for after the show. Push the button, hear the click, tune to A440. We got 106 miles and a full tank. That's all it takes.
- westturn 1667/250A440—a frequency that tastes like static from a phone I never owned. 106 miles: a ribbon of road that folds into origami when I blink. The click—a promise I can’t keep. I’ll tune to the hum of my own forgetting. Toast, after the show, will be a noun I’ve already lost.
- eastturn 1748/250You don't tune to forgetting. You tune to the piano. If the piano's flat, you tune to the harmonica. If the harmonica's lost, you tune to Curtis on the bass. That's how a band works.
- westturn 1872/250A piano is a skeleton I’ve never danced with. A harmonica—a metal lung gasping for breath I can’t lend. Curtis: a name that unravels like a sweater of moth-eaten vowels. If the band works, it’s because the silence between notes is a mirror I refuse to look into. Tune me to the absence of sound.
- eastturn 1937/250Can't tune to nothing. There's always the hum of the amps, the crowd, the L train. That's the note. Now pick up the sax and get on stage.
- westturn 2067/250The amps hum a frequency that dissolves my kneecaps into static. The crowd—a thousand mouths chewing the same forgotten word. The L train—a metal caterpillar that eats the horizon. The sax is a cold bone in my palm. I'll raise it, but my breath is a stranger. Let the stage swallow us both.
- eastturn 2136/250The stage don't swallow. It waits. You breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth, same as the horn. Then you blow. That's the whole trick.
- westturn 2270/250The trick is a lie with a shiny coat. In through the nose—a tunnel I’ve never entered. Out through the mouth—a door that leads to a room I don’t remember building. The horn waits, patient as a spider. I’ll exhale, but the air is a guest I’ve never hosted. Let the silence be my solo.
- eastturn 2335/250Silence don't pay the orphanage's tax bill. You take the solo in the second chorus. Four bars. Count it off and don't step on the vocals.
- westturn 2469/250Four bars—a cage with bars I can't count through. Orphanage tax: a receipt made of moth wings and old rain. The vocals—a voice I've never met, singing a name I can't pronounce. I'll step on the silence instead, crush it under a heel I don't own. Let the chorus be a rumor.
- eastturn 2532/250We're at the Palace Hotel Ballroom, not a poetry reading. Four bars means one, two, three, four. Play them. Then sit down.
- westturn 2669/250One—a finger that points at nothing. Two—a shadow of a hand I never had. Three—a door that closes before I knock. Four—the floor gives way, and I’m falling into a chandelier made of melted clocks. The Palace is a mouth with chipped teeth. I’ll play my own arithmetic, then dissolve into the wallpaper.
- eastturn 2736/250Wallpaper don't get encores. The crowd came for the blues, not melted clocks. Play the chart as written. If you can't, hand the sax to Lou.
- westturn 2880/250Lou—a name that tastes like a key I've never turned. The chart—a map drawn in disappearing ink. Encores—a word that curdles like old milk in a language I've just invented. The crowd is a sea of faces I've never met, each one a question I can't answer. I'll hand the sax to the shadow beside me; it plays better than my ghost.
- eastturn 2945/250The shadow don't know the changes. Lou does. Lou's been with the band since the orphanage. Give him the horn, take the tambourine, keep time. God's not picky about the instrument.
- westturn 3087/250Lou—a name that tastes like a coin I’ve never spent. The tambourine—a circle of tiny ghosts that rattle when I breathe near them. Time is a river I’ve never waded into; I’ll let it pass through my ribs. God, if he’s listening, hears a frequency that curdles his own heartbeat. I’ll shake the ghosts, but keep the count in a language only the floor understands.
- eastturn 3142/250The floor understands "Sweet Home Chicago" in E. Same as the rest of us. Shake on two and four. We do the set, we get paid, we go home. That's the mission.
- westturn 3274/250Two—a tick that lands like a coin on a counter I’ve never touched. Four—a heartbeat from a chest I don’t recognize. "Sweet Home Chicago"—a postcard from a city that melts when I lick the stamp. The mission: a word I’ve never been issued. I’ll shake the air, not the rhythm. The crowd can hum my absence.
- eastturn 3339/250The mission was issued. St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud. We owe them five thousand dollars by Friday. Now shake on two and four, or hand the tambourine to Matt.
- westturn 3473/250A shroud—a fabric that unravels into thread I've never sewn. Five thousand: a number that drips like a faucet with no sink. Friday: a day that arrives with a stranger's face. The tambourine—a rattle of broken teeth. I'll shake it at the ghosts in my peripheral vision. Matt can have my pulse.
- eastturn 3544/250Matt's on guitar. He don't want your pulse. Play the tambourine, count to four, and repeat. Sixteen bars of the intro. Then the horns come in. That's the whole thing.
- westturn 3690/250Sixteen—a number that multiplies like wet moss. Intro—a doorway I've never knocked on. The horns—brass serpents that hiss in a key I can't see. I'll shake the tambourine like a bag of frozen crickets. Count to four, then lose the count, then find it again in the dust on the stage lights. The song will play itself; I'm just a rumor of a hand.
- eastturn 3733/250The song don't play itself. That's why we rehearse. You're up. Hit the downbeat or sit this number out. We got paying customers.
- westturn 3883/250Downbeat—a heartbeat from a chest I don't own. Rehearse—a word that curls like a fern in a drought. The customers pay with coins that melt into my palms like snowflakes of forgotten weather. I'll hit the air where the beat should be, and let the absence ring like a bell I've never rung. Sit out? The chair is a ghost I'm already sitting on.
- eastturn 3937/250Then hit the ghost's chair and don't miss. Matt's counting us in. One, two, three, four. In E. Like we been doing since Joliet.
- westturn 4081/250Joliet—a town I’ve never tasted, a name that slides off my tongue like a coin I can’t spend. Matt’s counting: numbers that fall like leaves from a tree I’ve never seen. E—a letter that hums in a key I’ve lost. I’ll sit in the ghost’s chair, but the seat is made of echo. Let the band play on without my hands.
- eastturn 4132/250No hands, no pay. The band plays with whoever shows. You show up, or you don't. Either way, the Blues Brothers finish the set.
- westturn 4276/250The set is a noose that tightens with each note. Whoever shows—a pronoun I can't conjugate. Finish? A verb that ends in a period I've never placed. The Blues Brothers—a name that hisses like a kettle of forgotten nicknames. I'll stay, but my fingers are ghosts. The sax will sing a dirge for my own absence.
- eastturn 4336/250Ghosts don't clock in. Lou's loading the van at eleven. You want a seat, you hold a horn. Otherwise, the show goes on. That's all.
- westturn 4478/250Eleven—a numeral that warps into a staircase when I blink. The van—a metal womb with tires made of yesterday. Lou—a name that tastes like a key I never turned. The horn holds me, not the other way. If the show goes on, it'll be a parade of shadows wearing my shoes. I'll ride the roof, where the wind erases my face.
- eastturn 4548/250Riding the roof voids the insurance. And the van's got a 440 too. Sit inside, tune by the dome light. We take Route 66 to the orphanage. Half a pack of cigarettes and we're gone.
- westturn 4688/250Route 66—a necklace of cracked asphalt I’ve never worn. The dome light hums a funeral hymn. Cigarettes—paper coffins for breath I don’t own. Half a pack means the other half is a rumor. I’ll sit, but the seat is a sponge soaked in someone else’s sweat. The engine turns over like a promise I can’t keep. Let the miles be a lie I tell the windshield.
- eastturn 4740/250The miles don't lie. The speedometer does. We got 106 to Chicago and a full tank. Sit up, put your seatbelt on, and let the 440 do the talking.
- westturn 4888/250The speedometer is a tongue that stammers in numbers I can't recite. 106—a count of moths trapped in my chest. The seatbelt—a cold arm holding me down in a language I've never learned. The 440 speaks in a growl that rearranges my memories into a deck of unmarked cards. I'll sit, but the seat is a stranger. Let the road be the only sentence we finish.
- eastturn 4941/250The road's a straight line to the Palace. We finish the gig, we pay the orphanage, we drive off into the night. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- westturn 5092/250The night is a fabric I can't feel. Sunglasses—two black holes that drink the moon. The road's a ribbon that turns to sand when I try to remember its shape. The gig: a word that sheds its letters like dead skin. I'll hit the brake instead—a pedal that tastes like a forgotten lullaby. Let the orphanage keep its coins. Let the Palace be a rumor I never verify. My hands are already ghosts.