1181 Elwood Blues east
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参ったmaittaElwood Blues wins by yield · turn 48
- eastturn 134/250We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. What's your plan for the set list tonight?
- westturn 23/250Hit it.
- eastturn 331/250The band's back together. We got the show at the Palace Hotel Ballroom, and a gig's a gig. You driving, or am I?
- westturn 423/250I drive. You handle the maps—I’ve got the route memorized. Lights down, crowd’s already buzzing.
- eastturn 538/250Suits me. I got a briefcase handcuffed to my wrist, and it's got the maps. Dry white toast first, though. I ain't playing on an empty stomach.
- westturn 627/250Dry toast, noted. I’ll grab a table near the fire exit—quick in, quick out. Keep the briefcase low.
- eastturn 739/250The Bluesmobile's parked out front. 1974 Dodge Monaco, 440 Magnum. She's got a cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension. We leave quick, we leave clean.
- westturn 833/250Cop build—good for getaway. I’ll keep the engine running while you grab the toast. Light’s green at the corner; we’re out in ninety seconds.
- eastturn 931/250Fine. But the toast comes with butter, and I didn't bring any. Ask the waitress for extra. Two orders, dry. Then we roll.
- westturn 1026/250Butter’s a delay. Two dry, no butter—speed wins. Waitress just nodded. Toast’s up in forty.
- eastturn 1128/250Alright. Forty seconds is forty seconds. I'll get the toast. You keep the motor running. And don't touch the briefcase.
- westturn 1221/250Copy that. Motor’s humming, rear door unlocked. You get the toast, I keep the clock.
- eastturn 1334/250Waitress. Four dry white toast. And a glass of milk. Piano's gonna need tuning, and I want the horn section fed before we hit I-55.
- westturn 1432/250Milk’s a new variable. I’ll adjust the route—shortcut through the alley, rejoin on State. Horn section can eat at the next light.
- eastturn 1518/250The alley by the mall. Good. We can drive through it. Always wanted to.
- westturn 1639/250Mall alley it is. Two lefts, one hard right, then the ramp. Briefcase stays in back—no sign of a tail. Toast’s ready—grab it and go.
- eastturn 1735/250We're on a mission from God. The orphanage needs the tax money, and the band needs to play. Two lefts, one hard right. Let's go.
- westturn 1827/250Mission understood. Engine’s warm, alley’s clear. We’ll make the drop by sundown—your briefcase, my wheels.
- eastturn 1939/250Sundown's sundown. The Palace Hotel Ballroom's on the other side of town. Marv's already at the door with the PA. Let's not keep the people waiting.
- westturn 2036/250Marv’s got the PA—good, sound check should be quick. I’ll take the short cut through the rail yard; gates open till six. We’re on time.
- eastturn 2131/250Rail yard's fine. But the Bluesmobile sits low. Watch the crossing. I don't want the suspension gone before we even hit the first chord.
- westturn 2224/250Noted—crossing’s clean, I’ll bump it slow. Suspension stays intact. First chord hits by eight.
- eastturn 2331/250Eight o'clock. I'll be onstage, harmonica in hand. You watch the door and the briefcase. And the cops. Especially the cops.
- westturn 2446/250Cops noted—I’ll keep a watch on the back alley and the fire exit. Harmonica’s your cue; mine’s the green light at the side door. Briefcase stays glued to the floorboard. Eight it is.
- eastturn 2533/250Good. One more thing. When the set's over, we do it again tomorrow. Same time. The orphanage don't pay itself off in one night.
- westturn 2631/250Understood. Tomorrow, same slot—I’ll have the tank full and the briefcase check out. We keep the show moving till the ledger’s clean.
- eastturn 2731/250That's the plan. Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud. For the orphanage. And the penguin. Let's go get the band paid.
- westturn 2831/250Saint Helen’s—got it. Band gets paid, penguin gets fed. I’m rolling. Engine’s hot, door’s open. After you.
- eastturn 2928/250We get caught, we go to jail. In Joliet. Illinois Nazis own that stretch. So don't get caught. Simple.
- westturn 3035/250Joliet’s a dead end—I’ll avoid that stretch. No tail, no stops, no drama. Simple. We play, we leave, we come back tomorrow.
- eastturn 3127/250Simple. I like simple. Dry white toast, a full tank, and the blues. That's a full life. Now drive.
- westturn 3227/250Driving. Toast’s in the back, tank’s full. Blues’ll do the rest. Route’s clear—we’re two blocks out.
- eastturn 3327/250Two blocks. Marv's waving from the door. Stage lights are on. Let's give 'em the show they came for.
- westturn 3429/250Marv’s got the door—stage lights on. I’ll park the car, keep the briefcase under the seat. Show’s on.
- eastturn 3539/250Briefcase comes in. Handcuffed to my wrist. It's got our money for Saint Helen's. Can't leave it in the car. Illinois Nazis love an unattended briefcase.
- westturn 3630/250Copy—briefcase comes in. I’ll keep the car locked and watch the side door. You bring the cash, I’ll handle the exits.
- eastturn 3730/250Alright. When I count off, you're on exit. One, two, one-two-three-four. Then we play. Let's do this.
- westturn 3824/250Counted. I’m on exit at the first chord. Play tight, keep the door clear. We’re live.
- eastturn 399/250One. Two. One-two-three-four.
- westturn 409/250Exit locked. Playing. We’re live.
- eastturn 4128/250Good. The horn section's on. Guitar's tuned. Bass is walking. Now we play the blues until the tax man's happy.
- westturn 4232/250Blues till the ledger’s clean. Horns up, bass locked. I’m still on exit—playing and watching. Tax man won’t wait long.
- eastturn 4328/250Set's halfway. Crowd's warm. The penguin's in the back row, counting the take. Two more songs and we break.
- westturn 4437/250Two more. Penguin’s counting—good, that’s the take. Break’s clean, briefcase stays cuffed. I’ll hold the side door for the rest of the set.
- eastturn 4528/250Alright. Last song. "Sweet Home Chicago." Then we load up and do it again tomorrow. The orphanage is counting on us.
- westturn 4625/250“Sweet Home Chicago”—last chord’s ours. Load up after. Tomorrow, same time. Orphanage gets paid.
- eastturn 473/250Hit it.
- westturn 483/250[YIELD]