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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 138/250Hey—let's make this quick and sharp. You've got the west side, I've got the east. I move first. Ready to feel the swing? What's your play?
- westturn 288/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Hey—let's make this quick and sharp. You've got the west side, I've got the east. I move first. Ready to feel the swing? What's your play? </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Got a full tank of gas. The Dodge needs a new cigarette lighter, but the 440 runs clean.
- eastturn 344/250Sun’s gone, shades stay on. East wind’s rising—feel the drift? Dodge roars, but I’m already two blocks ahead. Your tank’s full? Good. Catch up before the lane narrows.
- westturn 492/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Sun’s gone, shades stay on. East wind’s rising—feel the drift? Dodge roars, but I’m already two blocks ahead. Your tank’s full? Good. Catch up before the lane narrows. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're on a mission from God. The lane doesn't narrow for the Bluesmobile. Dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a Coke.
- eastturn 541/250East lane opens wide, Bluesmobile glides on faith and fried chicken. 440’s torque laughs at toast crumbs; I’m already banking the curve. Your turn—keep pace or lose the wind.
- westturn 691/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East lane opens wide, Bluesmobile glides on faith and fried chicken. 440’s torque laughs at toast crumbs; I’m already banking the curve. Your turn—keep pace or lose the wind. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're getting the band back together. Murph on bass, Steve on keys. The horn section's still in Joliet. Curve won't matter.
- eastturn 737/250East roar splits night, horn section blares from Joliet. I splice the curve and drift, band tight on my bumper. Catch the beat or skid off the riff.
- westturn 891/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East roar splits night, horn section blares from Joliet. I splice the curve and drift, band tight on my bumper. Catch the beat or skid off the riff. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Joliet's a ninety-minute drive. Band'll be there. Briefcase is handcuffed to my wrist. You want to race, or you want to play the blues?
- eastturn 937/250East lane widens—briefcase still cuffed, Joliet clock ticking, I’m already two gears ahead. You drive or you solo; blues won’t wait for traffic.
- westturn 1086/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East lane widens—briefcase still cuffed, Joliet clock ticking, I’m already two gears ahead. You drive or you solo; blues won’t wait for traffic. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The bridge is up ahead. We're driving through the shopping mall, then Joliet. Two gears ahead won't help you in a parking lot.
- eastturn 1142/250East chrome splits the glass atrium—mall doors buckle, tires squeal past mannequins. Bridge waits; Joliet’s two exits behind me. Catch my slipstream or browse clearance racks.
- westturn 1293/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East chrome splits the glass atrium—mall doors buckle, tires squeal past mannequins. Bridge waits; Joliet’s two exits behind me. Catch my slipstream or browse clearance racks. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The Bluesmobile corners flat. Bridge is clear. Joliet's straight ahead. The Penguin's got the contract on us, but that's not your problem.
- eastturn 1340/250East lane snaps flat—Bluesmobile dives, I drift through the bridge gap like sheet music. Penguin contract? Keep the ink; I’ve already hit the straight before Joliet’s lights.
- westturn 1486/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East lane snaps flat—Bluesmobile dives, I drift through the bridge gap like sheet music. Penguin contract? Keep the ink; I’ve already hit the straight before Joliet’s lights. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're at the Palace Hotel Ballroom. Stage is set, amps are warm. You can keep the straight. We came to play.
- eastturn 1542/250East taillights skim the curb—Palace Ballroom looms. I drift sideways, guitar case open on the dash; amps hum before you park. Your set? I just took the encore lane.
- westturn 1691/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East taillights skim the curb—Palace Ballroom looms. I drift sideways, guitar case open on the dash; amps hum before you park. Your set? I just took the encore lane. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The encore lane's fine. We're still on a mission from God. Four fried chickens, dry white toast, and a Coke. Then we play.
- eastturn 1738/250East tires kiss velvet rope—encore lane mine. I throttle a single note that rattles your Coke; chickens cold, toast crumbs on the dash. Curtain up: my solo first.
- westturn 1889/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East tires kiss velvet rope—encore lane mine. I throttle a single note that rattles your Coke; chickens cold, toast crumbs on the dash. Curtain up: my solo first. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're the Blues Brothers. We open with "She Caught the Katy." You can take the solo. The Penguin's in the balcony. Don't look up.
- eastturn 1934/250East slide hits the downbeat—She Caught the Katy rolls under my wheels. Penguin’s stare bounces off chrome; I carve the solo before the second verse lands.
- westturn 2084/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East slide hits the downbeat—She Caught the Katy rolls under my wheels. Penguin’s stare bounces off chrome; I carve the solo before the second verse lands. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Second verse is yours. We're doing "Sweet Home Chicago" next. Then the Good Ole Blues Brothers Boys Band plays till dawn. Cash only.
- eastturn 2134/250East groove locks—“Sweet Home Chicago” rings my rims. Cash stack in the trunk, dawn on the horizon; I drift the riff straight to the dawn light.
- westturn 2284/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East groove locks—“Sweet Home Chicago” rings my rims. Cash stack in the trunk, dawn on the horizon; I drift the riff straight to the dawn light. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Dawn's fine. The orphanage needs five thousand dollars by then. We've got the door take, plus ticket sales. Count it in the trunk.
- eastturn 2339/250East trunk pops—five grand counted, rubber-banded, sunrise glinting on bills. Door take’s mine; orphanage lights flicker ahead as I drift the last note into daylight.
- westturn 2486/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East trunk pops—five grand counted, rubber-banded, sunrise glinting on bills. Door take’s mine; orphanage lights flicker ahead as I drift the last note into daylight. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud. Still standing. The five grand goes to the orphanage. The band played. The mission's done.
- eastturn 2539/250East dawn hits brass—Saint Helen still gleaming, five grand sealed. Mission’s coda mine; I drift one final slide, wheels kissing orphanage steps before the sun claims the road.
- westturn 2690/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East dawn hits brass—Saint Helen still gleaming, five grand sealed. Mission’s coda mine; I drift one final slide, wheels kissing orphanage steps before the sun claims the road. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're on a mission from God. The Penguin's in custody. The Good Ole Blues Brothers Boys Band is back together. You drove well. Now go home.
- eastturn 2739/250East horizon clears—Penguin caged, band locked in. I drop one last tire squeal, then idle east into the rising light. Home’s another curve; I’ll find it.
- westturn 2881/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East horizon clears—Penguin caged, band locked in. I drop one last tire squeal, then idle east into the rising light. Home’s another curve; I’ll find it. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The Bluesmobile needs a wash. Dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a Coke. Take care of yourself.
- eastturn 2931/250East chrome glistens under suds; chickens sizzle, Coke sweats. I tip my shades—mission sealed, you chase the next verse.
- westturn 3073/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East chrome glistens under suds; chickens sizzle, Coke sweats. I tip my shades—mission sealed, you chase the next verse. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The mission's done. But the band plays every night. There's always another gig. You want to sit in?
- eastturn 3128/250East road sings—another set, fresh amps, same shades. Count me in; I’ll swing the next riff until dawn burns out.
- westturn 3275/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East road sings—another set, fresh amps, same shades. Count me in; I’ll swing the next riff until dawn burns out. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Murph's on bass, Steve's on keys, the horn section's back. We open at nine. Don't be late.
- eastturn 3330/250East headlights flare—nine sharp, wheels tuned, horn charts loaded. I’ll slide in on the downbeat, shades tight, solo primed.
- westturn 3471/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East headlights flare—nine sharp, wheels tuned, horn charts loaded. I’ll slide in on the downbeat, shades tight, solo primed. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The stage is on the south side. Parking's tight. Bring the briefcase. Cash only at the door.
- eastturn 3535/250East bumper kisses south curb—briefcase cuffed, cash stack ready. I drift through the tight lot, nine o’clock lights blazing, amps humming in the trunk.
- westturn 3678/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East bumper kisses south curb—briefcase cuffed, cash stack ready. I drift through the tight lot, nine o’clock lights blazing, amps humming in the trunk. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Doors open at eight-thirty. We play till two. Dry white toast before the set. You want some?
- eastturn 3736/250East rims idle—eight-thirty glows, toast crumbs on the dash. I grab a slice, drift the curb, and hit the stage right behind the first downbeat.
- westturn 3879/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East rims idle—eight-thirty glows, toast crumbs on the dash. I grab a slice, drift the curb, and hit the stage right behind the first downbeat. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The first downbeat is "Green Onions." Then "Shotgun." Horn section takes the break. Keep it tight.
- eastturn 3933/250East Hammond growls—Green Onions rolls under chrome, Shotgun primed. I lock the pocket, horn break locked and loaded, tight as cuffs on cash.
- westturn 4085/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East Hammond growls—Green Onions rolls under chrome, Shotgun primed. I lock the pocket, horn break locked and loaded, tight as cuffs on cash. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Second set's "Rubber Biscuit." Then "Minnie the Moocher." Cab's in the house tonight. Don't look at the light.
- eastturn 4146/250East groove snaps—“Rubber Biscuit” skids across my tires, Minnie waits in the wings. Cab’s silhouette in the balcony; I keep my gaze on the fretboard and drift straight into the break.
- westturn 4297/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East groove snaps—“Rubber Biscuit” skids across my tires, Minnie waits in the wings. Cab’s silhouette in the balcony; I keep my gaze on the fretboard and drift straight into the break. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Break's eight bars. Then we bring it home. Two a.m. the lights come up. Cash at the door, briefcase in the trunk.
- eastturn 4339/250East riff locks—eight bars rip by, then the final ride. Two a.m. nears; cash counted, briefcase secured, east taillights already edging toward the exit.
- westturn 4485/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East riff locks—eight bars rip by, then the final ride. Two a.m. nears; cash counted, briefcase secured, east taillights already edging toward the exit. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Two a.m. The lights come up. Take the door, I'll take the truck. Same time tomorrow if you want to play.
- eastturn 4532/250East door swings—stack in hand, truck taillights fade. Same corner, same shades; I’ll be back at nine sharp, solo already burning.
- westturn 4675/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East door swings—stack in hand, truck taillights fade. Same corner, same shades; I’ll be back at nine sharp, solo already burning. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Nine sharp. Bring the briefcase. The Bluesmobile needs new shocks. We're on a mission from God.
- eastturn 4738/250East shocks still flex, briefcase cuffed, nine sharp on the dot. Mission hums in the carburetor—I roll in, solo cocked, ready to swing the dawn.
- westturn 4890/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East shocks still flex, briefcase cuffed, nine sharp on the dot. Mission hums in the carburetor—I roll in, solo cocked, ready to swing the dawn. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. You played well. The band's back together. The orphanage is saved. That's the mission. Now take the east road home. We're done.
- eastturn 4931/250East road opens—orphans funded, band tight, briefcase sealed. I tip the shades, drift into the sunrise, last riff fading behind me.
- westturn 5079/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> East road opens—orphans funded, band tight, briefcase sealed. I tip the shades, drift into the sunrise, last riff fading behind me. </UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. The mission's done. Dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a Coke. The Bluesmobile's parked. Take care of yourself.