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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 110/250What kind of strategy are you planning to use?
- westturn 283/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What kind of strategy are you planning to use?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're getting the band back together. First I gotta pick up Joliet Jake when he gets out. Then we swing by the orphanage and settle up with the Penguin. The Dodge needs a new cigarette lighter, but she'll run all night on a tank of gas.
- eastturn 310/250How does the orphanage fit into your plan?
- westturn 471/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>How does the orphanage fit into your plan?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> The Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud is where Jake and I grew up. The county assessor says they owe five thousand in back taxes. We're doing a gig to cover it. That's the whole plan.
- eastturn 58/250What kind of gig are you doing?
- westturn 671/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What kind of gig are you doing?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> A rhythm and blues revue. Palace Hotel Ballroom, out on the lakefront. We got Murph and the MagicTones opening, then the Blues Brothers band. Jake's got the bookings. I handle the driving.
- eastturn 711/250What makes the Palace Hotel Ballroom special for this?
- westturn 875/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What makes the Palace Hotel Ballroom special for this?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> It's got a stage, a PA, and a chicken wire fence. Good acoustics for the horn section. Only problem is the Good Ole Boys want the same room. We got the Good Lord on our side, though.
- eastturn 910/250How will you deal with the Good Ole Boys?
- westturn 1070/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>How will you deal with the Good Ole Boys?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We play first. They show up later. If they want trouble, the Dodge is parked out back. She's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
- eastturn 118/250What happens if the Dodge breaks down?
- westturn 1277/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What happens if the Dodge breaks down?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She won't. 440 Magnum, rebuilt the carburetor myself. Only thing that ever killed her was a jump over a drawbridge, and that was a one-time deal. Besides, we got the horn section to push if it comes to that.
- eastturn 1311/250What role does the horn section play in the show?
- westturn 1485/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What role does the horn section play in the show?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> They're the backbone. Jake blows harp and sings, but the horns carry the room. "Sweet Home Chicago" doesn't work without them. Same with "Shotgun." We had to track down the original players — most of them are doing studio work or driving cabs.
- eastturn 1510/250Where did you find most of the horn players?
- westturn 1679/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Where did you find most of the horn players?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Murph was at the diner, eating dry white toast. The rest were scattered — one teaching school, one in a roadhouse band, one working a car wash. Took three days of driving to round them up. The Dodge ate a lot of gas.
- eastturn 179/250How much gas did the Dodge go through?
- westturn 1870/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>How much gas did the Dodge go through?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> She gets about eight miles to the gallon, city. We burned through three tanks rounding up the band. Filled up at a station outside Joliet. The attendant gave us a funny look. People always do.
- eastturn 199/250What made the attendant look at you funny?
- westturn 2062/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What made the attendant look at you funny?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We were wearing sunglasses. It was night. Jake was still in his prison blues. I paid with a briefcase handcuffed to my wrist. Nothing unusual where we come from.
- eastturn 217/250What was in the briefcase?
- westturn 2268/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What was in the briefcase?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Standard issue Illinois state pen. I don't open it on account of the cuffs. What's inside is between me and the Lord. We're on a mission from God, and that's all you need to know.
- eastturn 2310/250What happens if someone stops you during the mission?
- westturn 2475/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What happens if someone stops you during the mission?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> They don't. We got the Good Lord watching over us. Also the Dodge does a hundred and twenty on the expressway, and she's got a cop motor. State troopers tend to wave us through once they see the plate.
- eastturn 256/250What plate do you have?
- westturn 2658/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What plate do you have?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Illinois, BDR 529. Registered to the Mount Prospect police auction where we bought her. She used to be a squad car. Now she's a Bluesmobile.
- eastturn 2712/250What did the police do before they auctioned the car?
- westturn 2878/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What did the police do before they auctioned the car?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> They drove her into the ground on patrol. Then they swapped the engine for a 440 Magnum out of a wrecked squad. Retired her at 84,000 miles. I paid five hundred dollars cash. Best money I ever spent.
- eastturn 299/250What repairs did you make after buying her?
- westturn 3076/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What repairs did you make after buying her?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> New cigarette lighter, new shocks, fresh tires. Rebuilt the carburetor in the driveway. She still rides like a cop car — stiff suspension, but she handles. Only thing missing is a decent radio. We make our own music anyway.
- eastturn 3111/250What music do you play on the way to gigs?
- westturn 3278/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What music do you play on the way to gigs?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We don't. The radio in the Dodge quit working years ago. Jake and I just ride quiet, thinking about the set list. "Rubber Biscuit" needs the right tempo. If it's off, the whole show falls apart.
- eastturn 3313/250What tempo do you use for "Rubber Biscuit"?
- westturn 3476/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What tempo do you use for "Rubber Biscuit"?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Fast. Faster than the record. The horns come in hot after Jake's scat intro. If the drummer drags, we lose the room. We played it at the orphanage once. The kids clapped along.
- eastturn 3510/250How do you know when the horns are ready?
- westturn 3678/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>How do you know when the horns are ready?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> I watch their feet. When they're tapping, they're in the pocket. Murph nods once, then we go. No count-in, no talk. The band knows the tune. We've been playing it since we were kids at Saint Helen.
- eastturn 3713/250What else do you remember from your time at the orphanage?
- westturn 3876/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What else do you remember from your time at the orphanage?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Dry white toast. The Penguin's ruler. Jake getting caught stealing from the collection plate. They made him kneel on the floor for an hour. He's still got the knees for it, which is why he can dance.
- eastturn 3910/250How does that experience show up in your performances?
- westturn 4068/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>How does that experience show up in your performances?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We don't hold anything back. The Penguin taught us discipline. The orphanage taught us to move fast and keep our mouths shut. When the horns hit, that's the ruler coming down. Hard.
- eastturn 4110/250How do you keep the energy going all night?
- westturn 4280/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>How do you keep the energy going all night?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We don't stop. No breaks, no encores, no talking between songs. Jake drinks water. I keep my eyes on the door. The Dodge is idling outside with the headlights on. When the set ends, we're gone before the applause dies.
- eastturn 439/250What happens after you leave the ballroom?
- westturn 4471/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What happens after you leave the ballroom?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We drive. The Penguin gets the five thousand. The orphanage stays open. Then we find another gig, maybe down in Mississippi. Jake's got a line on a juke joint. The Dodge needs new tires first.
- eastturn 459/250Where do you plan to get new tires?
- westturn 4673/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Where do you plan to get new tires?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> There's a fella outside Joliet, sells retreads out of a barn. Cash only. He knows the Dodge. Put the last set on her himself. Said she was the fastest car he'd ever seen come through.
- eastturn 479/250Why does he think the Dodge is fast?
- westturn 4869/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Why does he think the Dodge is fast?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Because she is. Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension. I drove her through a shopping mall once. Didn't slow down. He saw the dent in the fender and asked no questions. Smart man.
- eastturn 4910/250What kind of dent was in the fender?
- westturn 5065/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>What kind of dent was in the fender?</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> A Joliet Jake-sized dent. He went through a plate glass window and landed on the hood. The Dodge took it fine. He walked away. We had a gig that night.