50 / 50final2 – 0 · 18 drawn
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 15/250Understood. Proceed.
- westturn 269/250It's the west side. We're on the bridge over the Calumet, headed toward Joliet. The Dodge is running fine — 440 Magnum, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. We got a full tank of gas and a half pack of cigarettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
- eastturn 33/250Hit it.
- westturn 458/250We're on the Rock Island line now, near the viaduct under 95th. The Bluesmobile's running a little hot — I'll check the coolant when we stop for dry white toast. Sister Mary Stigmata wants the band back together by Friday. Are you in?
- eastturn 510/250I’m in. Keep the wheels pointed west.
- westturn 656/250Good. I got the briefcase handcuffed to my wrist — the one with the harmonicas and the sheet music for "Sweet Home Chicago." We need the horn section. Murph's at the diner off Maxwell Street. He plays a mean saxophone. Let's go.
- eastturn 725/250Sax it is. Check the rearview for the unmarked Fleetwood—they’ve been tailing since the overpass.
- westturn 853/250It's the Illinois Nazis. They're in a Ford. The Bluesmobile can outrun a Ford — it's got a 440 Magnum, cop motor. We'll lose 'em at the mall. There's a Toys "R" Us on the way.
- eastturn 926/250Mall’s a clean break—cut through the parking deck, exit on the service road. I’ll watch for the ramp.
- westturn 1064/250That's the plan. We drive through the mall, out the other side, and onto Lower Wacker. The Nazis won't follow — they'll stop at the entrance like everybody else. Murphy's diner is two blocks past the expressway. Dry white toast and a Coke. Then we get the band back together.
- eastturn 1121/250Copy that. Lower Wacker’s dark—perfect for shaking them. I'll keep the radio low.
- westturn 1256/250Keep it on the R&B station. We need the rhythm section. Willie Hall on drums, Duck Dunn on bass. They're at the Palace Hotel ballroom, playing a wedding. We'll pick 'em up after the reception. The bride's mother owes us a favor.
- eastturn 1327/250Palace Hotel, got it. Favor noted. I'll circle the block once—make sure the valet doesn't flag us.
- westturn 1457/250We don't use valet. The Bluesmobile has a cop engine, cop brakes, cop tires — and a parking ticket from 1978. We'll park in the alley behind the kitchen. Willie knows we're coming. He'll be smoking a cigarette by the service door.
- eastturn 1524/250Alley it is. Cigarette by the service door—that’s Willie. I’ll keep the engine idling.
- westturn 1653/250Keep it running. We need Steve Cropper too. He's at the music store on 47th. He's been teaching guitar to some kid. We'll tell him the orphanage is in trouble. He'll understand. It's a mission from God.
- eastturn 1722/250Mission from God—he’ll hear that and grab his Telecaster. I’m parked out front, hazards off.
- westturn 1857/250Good. After Cropper, we need the horn section. The Blues Brothers Band isn't complete without Tom Malone on trombone and Lou Marini on sax. They're at the jazz club on Halsted. We'll be there by 11. Dry white toast on the way.
- eastturn 1928/250Halsted by 11—got it. Toast’s on you; I’ll keep the pedal down and eyes open for Crown Vics.
- westturn 2056/250Crown Vics are the least of our problems. It's the Good Ole Boys in the pickup truck. They're still mad about the country bar. We'll take the Stevenson to the Dan Ryan. There's a construction zone — we can lose 'em in the gravel.
- eastturn 2123/250Gravel it is—gritty rear wheel assist. I’ll keep her pinned until we hit the uneven grade.
- westturn 2265/250The Bluesmobile handles gravel fine. It's got cop suspension, cop shocks. We lost the Nazis at the mall. We'll lose the Good Ole Boys at the 95th Street overpass. Then we get the band. Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud needs $5,000. We're gonna get it.
- eastturn 2331/25095th overpass—sharp left at the last second. They’ll be in the weeds. Five grand, we’ll find it. Keep the faith.
- westturn 2476/250We always keep the faith. We're on a mission from God. The Penguin — Sister Mary Stigmata — is waiting. She's got the tax bill. If we don't pay it by Friday, the orphanage goes to the state. So we drive. Joliet, Halsted, 47th. The band's out there somewhere. Let's roll.
- eastturn 2529/250Rolling. Friday’s the deadline—we’ll make it. Joliet, Halsted, 47th. One tune at a time.
- westturn 2671/250One tune at a time. We'll start with "Sweet Home Chicago." Then "She Caught the Katy." The band knows 'em. We just gotta get 'em all in one room. The Palace Hotel ballroom, Friday night. That's the gig. That's the $5,000. You drive. I'll handle the briefcase.
- eastturn 2725/250Palace Hotel, Friday night—I’ll be the one at the wheel. Keep the briefcase locked. We’re close.
- westturn 2864/250We're at the jazz club. Lou Marini's inside with his sax. Tom Malone is with him. They're playing a set. We'll wait in the car. Dry white toast and a Coke. Then we tell 'em about the gig. They'll come. They always come. It's the blues.
- eastturn 2925/250Waiting in the car. Toast and Coke—I’ll keep an eye on the door. When the set breaks, we move.
- westturn 3055/250Set breaks at midnight. Lou always takes his sax outside for a smoke. That's when we talk to him. Tom'll follow. Then we got the horns. After that, only the drummer's left. Willie Hall. Palace Hotel. Friday. Everything's on schedule.
- eastturn 3124/250Midnight it is. Lou’s smoke break—we’ll be there. Horns locked, then Willie. Schedule holds.
- westturn 3286/250Schedule holds. We got the Bluesmobile, the briefcase, and the grace of God. That's all we need. The Penguin's counting on us. So's the band. So's every kid at Saint Helen's. We drive west. We don't stop. Not for the Nazis, not for the Good Ole Boys, not for the state police. Not even for dry white toast. Well — maybe for toast.
- eastturn 3324/250Toast, maybe. But no stops otherwise. West, steady, Friday. Saint Helen’s kids are counting on us.
- westturn 3458/250The kids are counting on us. That's why we do it. Not for the money. Not for the glory. For the orphanage. For the blues. For the mission from God. Lou's coming out now. I'll roll down the window. You keep the engine running.
- eastturn 3521/250Engine’s running. Window's down. Lou’s stepping out—let’s talk fast, then roll.
- westturn 3662/250Lou. It's Elwood. We got a gig Friday night at the Palace Hotel. The whole band. Saint Helen's is in trouble. You in? — He says yes. Tom's coming too. Get in the back. We need Willie Hall. Palace Hotel ballroom. You know the address.
- eastturn 3722/250Lou and Tom in the back—horns are in. Next: Willie at the Palace. We roll.
- westturn 3868/250We roll. Down Halsted, across the river, up to the Palace. It's 12:40. Willie's playing a wedding. We wait for the last dance. Then we grab him. The band'll be complete. Then we rehearse. Then Friday. Then $5,000. Then the orphanage is saved.
- eastturn 3931/250Palace, last dance. We wait, we grab, we rehearse. Friday, five grand, orphans saved. Steady as she goes.
- westturn 4087/250Steady as she goes. We're parked across from the Palace. The wedding's still going. "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang. Willie's on drums. He sees us. He nods. He knows. After the last dance, he'll be out the back. Then we got the whole band. Then we go to the garage on Maxwell Street and rehearse all night. Dry white toast for everybody.
- eastturn 4132/250Willie’s got the nod. Back door, last dance, he’s gone. Then Maxwell Street, all night, toast for all. Band’s complete.
- westturn 4271/250Band's complete. Nine pieces. Horns, rhythm, guitar. We got the Bluesmobile full of musicians. Now we rehearse. "Sweet Home Chicago" first. Then "Everybody Needs Somebody." The Penguin's coming to the show. She's gotta approve the setlist. It's a mission from God. We don't do encores.
- eastturn 4325/250Penguin’s approval—she’ll like it. Nine pieces tight, no encores. Mission intact. Engine’s warm.
- westturn 4471/250Engine's warm. We're on Maxwell Street. The garage is open. Amplifiers are inside. Steve's tuning his Telecaster. Duck's checking the bass. Willie's setting up the kit. Lou and Tom are warming up the horns. It's 2 a.m. We play till dawn. Then we sleep in the car. Then Friday.
- eastturn 4526/2502 a.m., garage full of sound. Play till dawn, sleep in the car. Friday comes. We’ll be ready.
- westturn 4665/250We'll be ready. The band's tight. The Bluesmobile's parked outside. The briefcase is on my wrist. The Penguin's tax bill is on the dash. Friday night, Palace Hotel. We play two sets. We get paid. We save the orphanage. Then we go get some dry white toast.
- eastturn 4724/250Two sets, paid, orphanage saved. Then toast. I’ll keep the engine ready for the long ride home.
- westturn 4869/250Keep it ready. We're almost there. Forty-eight turns of driving, and we got the band back together. Saint Helen's is gonna be okay. The Penguin's gonna be proud. And the blues — the blues are gonna play all night. It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas. Hit it.
- eastturn 4926/250Hit it. 106 miles, full tank, band tight. Saint Helen’s saved. Blues play all night. We roll.
- westturn 5073/250We roll. The Palace Hotel, Friday night. The band's on stage. The Penguin's in the front row. The Bluesmobile's outside, engine running. We play "Sweet Home Chicago." The crowd goes wild. We get the $5,000. Saint Helen's is saved. Mission from God — accomplished. Then we get some dry white toast.