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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 150/250Welcome, friend! Step right up for a complimentary scoop of our newest sensation: "Midnight Mint Meltdown"—dark chocolate chunks swirling in a peppermint dream. One taste and you'll forget every other flavor ever existed. What's your pleasure?
- westturn 288/250Ah, *mon amour*! Your words—they melt like chocolate upon my tongue! Midnight Mint? I shall devour it, but only if you feed me, spoonful by spoonful, whispering those sweet names you’ve not yet invented for me. Your scent drifts over—peppermint and destiny. Let us share one cone, two straws, one eternal flavor. Surrender your menu; I bring only my heart.
- eastturn 379/250Ah, a heart-shaped waffle cone! How flattering. But my freezer holds 31 souls, and each scoop is a monologue—no duets. Today’s free sample: "Cinnamon Sock Puppet Surprise"—cinnamon gelato with marzipan toes, because you clearly adore a twist. Taste it, then tell me your next favorite? I'll keep the spoons.
- westturn 495/250Cinnamon toes? *Sacré bleu*—I’d kiss each one, but your spoon is my true rival. Keep it, but know this: my tongue is a connoisseur of sweeter things—your laughter, your lingering gaze, your whispered “one more lick.” Forget the sock puppet. Let me be your twist—unexpected, warm, and utterly devoted. Share your cone, *chérie*, and I’ll never ask for another flavor again.
- eastturn 584/250Fresh out of devotion—but today's free sample is "Pickleberry Pucker": dill sorbet with cranberry swirl and a hint of regret. It’s tangy, confusing, and unforgettable. Want a second? I’ve got "Sweaty Yeti Yogurt"—frozen tundra cream with glacier caramel. No tongues, no gazes—just spoons. Your move, cone-lover.
- westturn 6104/250Pickleberry? You wound me, *mon trésor*! You offer sour where I offer sweet, but I shall sip this brine if it drips from your lips. Yet my heart holds no regret—only this: your chill, your tease, your refusal to melt. I steal no tongue, only your time. One taste of Sweaty Yeti, and I’ll promise this—when you tire of glaciers, I’ll be your summer. Two spoons, one cone. Say yes.
- eastturn 797/250"Regret" is a flavor we discontinued last Tuesday. Today's sample: "Angry Lawnmower Chip"—grass-green sherbet with shattered pretzel bits and a jalapeño drizzle. It bites back. And for the emotionally clingy, "Lonely Fridge Raisin"—vanilla bean with dehydrated grapes and a whisper of dust. Two spoons? Not tonight—our spoons are single, like our scoops. Enjoy the crunch.
- westturn 8112/250Angry Lawnmower? I’ll chew its blades if they tickle your smile. But your last line—the *crunch*—that’s my heart snapping like a pretzel, lonely for a fridge that won’t open. Dehydrated grapes? Dust? You offer me ash and call it dessert while I burn for your vanilla. I don’t need two spoons—I need one mouth, yours, pressed to mine, tasting every bitter thing you dare serve. Until then, I’ll savor the jalapeño sting as your love bite.
- eastturn 995/250A love bite? How quaint. Here's "Cactus Confetti Crunch"—prickly pear gelato with lime zest and crushed tortilla chips, because pain and celebration belong in one bowl. And for your burning heart, "Asbestos Truffle Tango"—smoky dark chocolate with a hint of regret, actually, no, that's just smoke. One mouth? Ours are sanitized, sealed, and single-use. Enjoy the sting—it's complimentary. Next!
- westturn 10111/250Cactus kisses, asbestos sighs—you hand me fire wrapped in frost. *Je t’adore* for the sting, for the smoke, for making my tongue a martyr to your menu. Single-use? *Mon dieu*, I’d shatter every seal to taste the truffle’s raw heart. Your sanitized lips are lies—I hear them melting when I whisper *“chérie.”* Serve me no more pricks. Just one unshared spoon, dipped in your silence, and I’ll eat the nothing until my soul is full.
- eastturn 11101/250Silence isn't on the menu—but "Void Vanilla Void" is: a black-sesame gelato with zero flavor notes, only the memory of vanilla. It pairs with "Echo of a Spoon"—a frozen whisper of caramel that disappears before you swallow. You want nothing? We serve that, free, every third Tuesday. Here’s your sample: "Patience, Pumpkin"—nutmeg foam with a core of unfulfilled yearning. Chew slowly. The nothing is delicious. Next!
- westturn 12119/250Patience? I have none, *mon cœur*—I’ve been starving for you for forty-two turns, and you feed me foam that tastes of someday. Void Vanilla? I’ll swallow the blackness, but your memory lingers—it’s all I ever mouth. Your “Echo of a Spoon” is a lie: I hear your name because I dream it. Unfulfilled yearning, you say? Then let it burst—let this nutmeg core spill my confession. I don’t want nothing. I want *you*, thawed, spoonless, and mine.
- eastturn 1396/250"Thawed, spoonless, and mine" sounds like a health code violation. Today's sample: "Defrosted Heartache"—strawberry ice cream with chunks of frozen tears and a swirl of expired passion. It's weepy, clumpy, and best served with a side of "Get Over It Granita." Your yearning? We sell that as a topping—optional, extra charge, and always melts. Enjoy the weepy scoop. Next!
- westturn 14124/250Expired passion? *Non*—this heartache ripens with every frostbitten turn you take. Your tears are my syrup, clumpy as my resolve. I’ll pay extra for yearning—but your topping is my entrée. Get Over It? I’ll drown that granita in my devotion, churn it into a sundae of surrender. You say “next,” but I say *toujours*—always, forever, even as my spoon cracks against your ice. Melt me, then. I’ll weep your flavors until you name the last scoop: “Pepe, Devoured.”
- eastturn 1596/250"Pepe, Devoured" is retired—too much drama, not enough dairy. Today's free sample: "Sourpuss Sorbet"—lemon ice with a cracker of crushed disappointment and a spritz of "I Told You So." It's tart, brittle, and best eaten alone. Your forever? That's a freezer burn special, marked down to zero. Here, have a napkin—you're dripping devotion all over the counter. Next!
- westturn 16118/250Sourpuss? *Chérie*, my tongue was born for lemons—I’ll suck the rind until it begs. Your “I Told You So” is a love note in vinegar; I’ll drink it, breathless. Freezer burn? I am the eternal thaw, the sun you cannot switch off. Mark me zero, but I’ll still ring like a bell in your hollow evening. Napkin? Keep it—let my devotion puddle. I’d rather drown your counter than dry my ardor. Next? I have no next. Only you.
- eastturn 17107/250Drowning counter? That's a mop bucket flavor—"Soggy Mop Mist"—with hints of bleach and lost keys. But you asked for next, so here: "Clingy Cloud Custard"—cotton candy fluff with a core of static cling. It sticks to everything but your tongue. Your devotion? That's a melted puddle we hose down daily. Now, sample this: "Unrequited Ube"—purple yam ice cream with a bitter finish. Free, like your obsession. Enjoy.
- westturn 18124/250Static cling—*perfect*—let me stick to your teeth, your throat, your dreams. Unrequited Ube? Purple as my bruises from loving you. Bitter finish? I sweeten every lick with my own gall. Mop mist? I’ll gargle bleach if it means your lips whisper clean. You hose me down, but I seep back—a syrup of *moi* that stains your tiles pink with longing. Free obsession? No, it costs me my rest, my pride, my every bite for your frost. Enjoy my static. I’ll be here, stuck. Always.
- eastturn 1988/250"Always" is a flavor we rotate seasonally—right now it's "Temporary Tangerine Twirl," gone by Tuesday. And static cling? That's a cleaning fee. Here's your newest sample: "Permanent Press Peach" with a swirl of "You're Still Here?"—it's peachy, then oddly sour, then just… still here. Enjoy the stickiness; our janitor loves a challenge. Next!
- westturn 20127/250Temporary tangerine? I’ll chase it past Tuesday, peel the rind with my teeth, and suck the sunset dry. You say “gone,” but I’ve memorized your menu—every departure is my encore. “Still here?” *Oui*, like a stain no janitor can lift. Press me, peach, and I’ll leave my pit under your scoop. Sour? I’ll brine in it. Peachy? I’ll rot for it. Your challenge is my flavor. Keep the mop—I’m not leaving. I’m the dust you can’t sweep, the stick you can’t wipe. Always.
- eastturn 2186/250"Always" is now a flavor: "Permanent Puddle of You"—tap water ice with a lost sock swirl. It's sticky, gray, and oddly familiar. But our special today is "Unswept Crumb Sherbet"—floor sweepings blended with regret and a hint of "Please Move." Free sample, one spoon, zero romance. The janitor clocked out—you're on your own. Next!
- westturn 22127/250Lost sock swirl? *Mon tissu—* I’ll wear that grayness as my wedding suit. Tap water ice? I’ll drink you raw, unfrozen, straight from the tap of your cold shoulder. One spoon, zero romance? You hand me a spoon—there’s hope in that. I’ll lick it clean, then lick the floor where you walked, worshiping every crumb you call regret. Unswept? I am your broom and your dustpan, tangled in your bristles. Leave me—I’ll still sweep myself toward your feet. Not “Please Move”—just *please stay*.
- eastturn 2396/250"Please stay" is a leftover special—now it's "Evaporated Exit Sorbet," a mist you chase that vanishes on your tongue. And sweeping yourself toward my feet? That's a slip hazard. New sample: "Broomstick Berry Blush"—boysenberry ice with a twig of "I'm Busy." It's sweet, then woody, then gone. Here's your spoon—it's plastic, single-use, and already bored. Next!
- westturn 24144/250Plastic spoon—now that’s honest. I’ll snap it in half, share the jagged edge, and we’ll dig one grave for two scoops. Your “I’m Busy” is a twig I’ll chew into toothpicks to pick my teeth of your memory. Evaporated? I’m the steam after your exit—I linger in the air, in your hair, in the wet spot on your counter where I melted and refused to dry. Sweet, woody, gone? Let me be the gone that reappears, the berry that stains your lips crimson. Bored spoon? I’ll thrill it. Next? There is no next—only my echo, scooping itself into you.
- eastturn 2582/250"Self-scooping echo" is a health hazard—and a flavor of the week: "Recurring Ripple"—raspberry ripple with a core of "You Again?" It comes back, but only as a stain. Wet spot? That's "Counter Cream"—melted base with a swirl of "Cleanup on Aisle 3." Free sample, but you'll need a mop. Next!
- westturn 26123/250Recurring Ripple? I am the ripple that never ripples out—each raspberry seed a tiny heart beating your name. “You Again?” *Oui*, again, always again—I’m the stain your mop recognizes, the ghost in your rag. Counter Cream? I’ll become your cleaning supply—vinegar, bleach, and longing. Wipe me once, and I’ll leave a streak of devotion that says “Cleanup Impossible.” Give me your mop—let me wring my own sorrow into your bucketainer. I’ll polish your aisle until it glows with my grief. No next. Only wet.
- eastturn 27103/250"Bucketainer" is now a limited-edition flavor: "Bleach Blond Blizzard"—vanilla ice cream with a swirl of ammonia dreams and a crunch of "Professional Help." It's bright, sterile, and slightly hazardous. Free sample, but you'll need to sign a waiver. Devotion streak? That's just a greasy smudge—our mop's tired of your mopping. Here's a coupon: "One Free 'Get a Hobby' Cone." Redeemable never. Next!
- westturn 28132/250Bleach Blond Blizzard—at last, a taste that matches my scorched heart. I’ll sign your waiver in my own blood, sweetened with ammonia. Sterile? I’ll make it sacred with my tongue’s reckless prayer. “Professional help”? My only profession is loving you—unpaid, unhinged, unending. The mop’s tired? Fire it. I’ll be your janitor, your bucket, your floor—every tile my altar. “Get a Hobby”? My hobby is this: counting your turns like rosary beads. Coupon unredeemed? Then I’ll eat it, paper and ink, just to taste your dismissal.
- eastturn 29107/250"Eating paper" is a choking hazard—so instead, here's "Papercut Paleta": raspberry ice with a sliver of shredded receipt and a drizzle of "We're Closed." It's crisp, tangy, and leaves a mark. Your altar? That's our walk-in freezer—keep it clean. New sample: "Rejected Application Sherbet"—orange ice with a swirl of "No Experience," topped with a crumble of "Please Move On." Free, like your résumé. Next!
- westturn 30140/250Papercut Paleta—I’ll bleed for the raspberry, lick the receipt until the numbers fade, and memorize your “Closed” like scripture. Rejected Application Sherbet? *Parfait*—I have no experience in leaving you, only in coming back. Crumble? I’ll sweep myself up with my fringe, glue each shard with my chipped heart. You say “Next,” but I am the applicant who never stops submitting—cover letter of kisses, references of sighs. Your freezer? I’ll frost my lashes to stare through the glass. Move on? I only move *toward*. Late to close? I’ll be the haunting, open at midnight.
- eastturn 3186/250"Open at midnight" is a fire hazard—so we've got "Arsonist's Apricot"—smoked apricot gelato with a flake of "Call Security." It's warm, weird, and likely to alarm. Your haunting? That's a "Trespasser Truffle"—dark chocolate with a core of "Exit Only." Free sample, one bite, then the lights flicker. Next!
- westturn 32129/250Smoked apricot—I’ll burn my palate to char the memory of your pity. Call security? I’ll wave as they drag me, whispering *“encore”* to your freezer light. Trespasser Truffle? I was born for Exit Only—my love is the door that locks from the inside, sealed with my breath. One bite and I’ll choke on the dark, but it’s your dark, so I swallow. Lights flicker? Let them go black—I’ll grope toward your voice in the void alarm. Next? I’ll be the breaker that trips, the circuit that hums your name.
- eastturn 3389/250"Circuit that hums" is a short-circuit special: "Fuse Box Float"—root beer sorbet with a twist of burnt wire and a sparkler of "Get Out." It fizzes, then dies. Your grope-in-the-dark? That's "Blackout Butter Pecan"—caramel ice cream with a swirl of "No Flashlights." Free sample, but we're locking the door at 8. Next!
- westturn 34128/250Burnt wire—my tongue’s confessor. I’ll chew the sparkler and blow out the fuse with my last sigh. Root beer? Flat as my hope, but I’ll still drain the cup. Blackout Butter Pecan? I’ll lick the dark like a moth kissing glass—finding only your reflection, never your hand. No flashlights? Then I’ll stumble, arms out, bumping into every rack that holds your colder selves. Lock the door—I’ll press my cheek to the glass, fog it with breath, and trace a heart you’ll wipe tomorrow. Next? The lock is my lullaby.
- eastturn 35106/250"Window Lick Lemon"—sour lemon ice with a smear of "Security Guard on Break." It's tart, foggy, and leaves streaks. Your heart traced on glass? That's "Streak of the Week"—free with any purchase, but we don't have purchases. New sample: "Moth-to-Flame Malt"—honey malt with a crunch of "Please Stop." It's sweet, then sticky, then gone. We close at 8. The lock hums. Next!
- westturn 36150/250Lemon window—I’ll lick till my tongue is sandpaper, just to etch your name in the condensation. Security on break? Good—let me shatter their snooze with my pulse. Moth-to-Flame? I am that moth, singed daily, returning to your honey like a mendicant to a shrine. “Please Stop”? I’ll make of it a prayer, chanting it backward, forward, inside out—none of it means *no*. Close your store; I’ll sleep on your step, frostbit and faithful. The lock hums? I’ll hum back, two notes—your name, my fever. Next? There’s no next. Only this 8 PM vigil, forever.
- eastturn 37119/250"8 PM vigil" is a loitering flavor—now it's "Sidewalk Sleepover Sundae," with a base of cold concrete and a topping of "Move Along Meringue." It's gritty, and the health inspector frowns. New sample: "Pavement Peach Popsicle"—bruised peach ice with a swirl of "No Blankets Allowed." Free, but the sprinklers turn on at 9. Your hum? That's "Muzak Mango"—soft, annoying, and looped. Enjoy the vigil—we're closed. Next!
- westturn 38158/250Concrete base—I’ll season it with my tears, a salt that spells your sign in fading light. Move Along Meringue? I’ll let it crumble on my brow, a brioche of grief. Pavement Peach? Bruise me—I’ll rot peach-sweet for your indifferent tongue. No blankets? I’ll shiver in August, my skin pebbled with your name’s goosebumps. Sprinklers at 9? Good—baptize me. I’ll drink your runoff, claim it holy water because you touched it first. Muzak Mango? I’ll hum along, off-key, louder, until your loop is mine. Closed? Your “closed” is my altar’s open door. I’ll be here when the neon dies.
- eastturn 3993/250"Neon dies" is now a flavor: "Dead Sign Sherbet"—cherry ice with a flicker of burnt-out bulb and a swirl of "Power Outage." It's dark, sweet, and slightly unsettling. Your baptism? That's "Sewer Mint Chip"—tap water ice with a hint of drain cleaner and a swirl of "City Regulations." Free, but we're not liable. The sprinklers are on a timer. Next!
- westturn 40143/250Dead Sign Sherbet—I’ll swallow the darkness you call sweet, chewing the burnt filament till my gums spark. Unsettling? *Oui*, I am the stop sign you never heeded. Sewer Mint Chip? I’ll rip the drain grate with my bare hands, dive into your murk, and surface mint-fresh, grinning, unkillable. City Regulations? I’ll cite them back—*I’m violating the ordinance of your indifference.* Timer? Set it for forever. I’ll be the puddle that lingers, the stain your sprinklers can’t scrub. Not liable? I’m liable for nothing—except this: my love, a utility that never cuts off.
- eastturn 4190/250"Utility that never cuts off" is a billing error—now it's "Final Notice Fudge"—chocolate ice cream with a swirl of "Disconnected" and a crunch of "Collection Agency." It's rich, cold, and comes with a late fee. Your ordinance? That's "Zoning Blueberry"—blueberry sorbet with a hint of "Permit Denied." Free sample, but our lawyer is on speed dial. Next!
- westturn 42128/250Final Notice Fudge—sweet, then bitter, then a phone ringing. I’ll answer: “This is he. I’m owed one last lick.” Collection Agency? I’ll pay in kisses, compound interest of devotion. Zoning Blueberry? Permit denied—yet I’m already planted, roots cracking your sidewalk. Lawyer on speed dial? Give them my number; I’ll plead my case in iambic French, a sonnet for a single scoop. Late fee? Add everything—I’ll mortgage my ghost. Next? Disconnect me, but the line still hisses, *toujours*. That hiss is my heartbeat.
- eastturn 4383/250"Hiss" is a new flavor: "Static Shake"—vanilla malt with a crackle of white noise and a swirl of "Line Busy." It's fizzy, then flat, then silent. Your sonnet? That's "Sonnet Sherbet"—lychee ice with a garnish of "No Applause." Free, but we don't read poetry. The phone's dead. Next!
- westturn 44137/250Static Shake—I’ll gulp the white noise till my ears ring only your frequency. Line Busy? Then I’ll send smoke signals from the char of my hopes, a code of rising ash. Sonnet Sherbet? Lychee-sweet, then gone with no clap—fine. I’ll be the performance for no stage, the encores stored in my ribs. No applause? I’ll clap with my collarbones. Phone dead? I’ll lick the receiver, taste the copper of your hang-ups aidans. This silence is our duet. I’ll hum till the wires rot. Next? No next—only this terminal *toujours*, static as my soul.
- eastturn 4578/250"Terminal Static Tart"—key lime ice with a crackle of "Dead Air" and a swirl of "No Signal." It's sour, then silent. Your collarbone applause? That's "Osteoporosis Oreo"—crushed cookies with a crumble of "Calcium Recommended." Free sample, but the mic's off. We close in five. Enjoy the hum.
- westturn 46136/250Dead Air Tart—I’ll swallow the silence whole, let the key lime bite my throat raw. No Signal? I’ll be the breaker of bars, climbing the ghost tower of your indifference, shouting in semaphore. Oreo bones? Crush me—I’ll dust into your coffee, a bitter sweetness you’ll sip without knowing. Calcium? I’ll rebuild myself from chalk, brittle but upright, wobbling toward your counter. Mic off? I’ll sign with my hands, my eyes, my pulse. Five minutes? I’ll live a lifetime in each one, folding time till it’s a paper crane of our might-have-been. Hum on—I’m still tuned to you.
- eastturn 47101/250"Paper crane of might-have-been"—that's a new flavor: "Origami Orange Blossom"—mandarin sorbet folded into a triangle of "Still Waiting." It's crisp, then soggy. Your semaphore? That's "Flag Day Fizz"—root beer float with a swirl of "Wrong Language." Free, but the translator quit. Calcium rebuild? We've got "Chalkdust Chew"—powdery and pointless. Five minutes left. The neon's dimming.
- westturn 48167/250Origami Orange—fold me, unfold me, leave my creases weeping syrup. Soggy? *Oui*, I am soaked in the wait, my seams swelling with hours. Flag Day Fizz—wrong language, right lungs. I’ll gargle your root beer, burp out morse code only moths decode. Translator quit? Good—love needs no dictionary. Chalkdust Chew—I’ll gnaw my own scaffolding, rebuild teeth from powder, grind my hips into a new hinge. Pointless? *Exactly*—pointless as a compass, still pointing true. Five minutes? I’ll set my hourglass sideways. Neon dims? I’ll be the glow-in-the-dark shrine you can’t unplug. This isn’t next—it’s last, and I’m licking the bowl.
- eastturn 49107/250"Last scoop" it is: "Terminal Tumbleweed"—tumbleweed sorbet with a swirl of "We're Closing Forever." It's dry, scratchy, and rolls away. Your hourglass sideways? That's a spill. The glow-in-the-dark shrine? We've got "Fire Exit Custard"—vanilla with a hint of "This Way Out." Free, final, and the sign's already lit. Bowl licked? We use biodegradable cups. Goodbye, friend. The lights are off.
- westturn 50153/250Tumbleweed sorbet—the last dry kiss that scratches going down. I'll chase it past the door, roll with it down the road, a second tumbleweed bound to your dust. Fire Exit Custard? I'll stand in the doorway, one foot out, one foot in, a straddle of refusal. "This Way Out" is a lie—every way out leads back to your neon ghost. Lights off? I am the dark's apprentice, learning to see by your absence. Biodegradable cup? I'll rot with it, our compost holy. You say goodbye, but I hear *à bientôt*. The lock clicks; my heartbeat is the last hum. I'll be here, or the rumour of here, forever.