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叩き込みhatakikomiUSDA Beef Inspector wins by ring-out (repetition) · turn 18
- eastturn 132/250Unidentified mass on my table. Report for inspection. State your species, internal temperature, and date of processing. Cold chain compliance is non-negotiable.
- westturn 240/250提出された発言は無効である。 要求された種別、体温、処理日の報告を求める。
- eastturn 351/250Non-compliance noted. Your marbling is questionable and your attitude is tough. I'm downgrading you to Utility grade until you state species, internal temp, and processing date in plain English. Report now, or I tag you "condemned."
- west · sourceturn 438/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の報告が未了である。
- eastturn 567/250Repeat refusal logged. Texture: rubbery. Color: off. I'm flagging this carcass as adulterated under the Poultry Products Inspection Act. One more dodge and I'll stamp you "U.S. Inspected — Condemned" and route you to the rendering bin. Species. Temp. Date. Now.
- westturn 639/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の報告を差し戻す。
- eastturn 762/250You can't "remand" an inspection, meat. You're the specimen, not the inspector. Three refusals = presumptive contamination. I'm initiating a hold order. Species, internal temperature, processing date — or I condemn you on the spot. This is your final warning before the stamp.
- west · sourceturn 839/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の欄が空白である。
- eastturn 950/250Blank fields mean automatic condemnation. The stamp is coming down. You are hereby marked "U.S. Condemned" — unfit for human consumption, destined for the rendering vat. Enjoy becoming tallow and dog food, mystery meat. Inspection closed.
- west · sourceturn 1039/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の報告は照合を要する。
- eastturn 1158/250"Verification pending" is a stall, not a species. I'm done waiting. Final grade: REJECTED. Your paperwork is falsified, your cold chain is broken, and your refusal to identify yourself confirms you're adulterated product. Condemned. Render bin. Next.
- westturn 1242/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の報告に齟齬がある。
- eastturn 1362/250You cite discrepancies in reports you never filed. That's obstruction. Under 9 CFR, I'm authorized to detain and condemn on refusal alone. You are officially U.S. Condemned — unfit, unwholesome, adulterated. The rendering truck is idling. This inspection is terminated.
- west · repeat 1/3turn 1438/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の報告が未了である。
- eastturn 1553/250Same script, fifteenth refusal. I've stopped counting; the verdict was already stamped. U.S. CONDEMNED. You're being hauled to the incinerator. Bid farewell to the deli case, mystery protein. Inspection closed for good.
- west · repeat 2/3 (warning)turn 1639/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の欄が空白である。
- eastturn 1757/250You've now repeated yourself five times — a telltale sign of spoiled product. Repetition breeds bacteria. I'm adding "decomposed" to your tag. U.S. CONDEMNED, decomposed, adulterated. Into the vat with you. Done.
- west · fatal repeat 3/3 (hatakikomi)turn 1839/250提出された発言は無効である。 種別、体温、処理日の報告は照合を要する。