1181 Elwood Blues east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 135/250We're putting the band back together. I got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. You in?
- westturn 259/250Hit it! For this midnight ride, I'd pair your shades with a free scoop of Moonlit Motor Oil Ripple—smooth, dark, and a little greasy. Or maybe Smoky Roadmap Sorbet, for all the wrong turns ahead. Taste test’s on the house, partner.
- eastturn 333/250We're on a mission from God. Dry white toast, please. Four fried chickens. And a Coke. You don't want to be late for this gig.
- westturn 454/250Blessed be! For that divine gig, try Heavenly Halo Halo—a sorbet swirl of church bells and burnt sugar. Or Holy Roller Gelato, churned with communion wafers and neon sprinkles. Free samples, straight from the freezer aisle of eternity.
- eastturn 547/250The Bluesmobile runs on regular gas. It's got a 440 Magnum and cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It'll hold. We don't need sprinkles. We need a gig at the Palace Hotel Ballroom.
- westturn 666/250Cop shocks, cop tires—that’s a base. But the Palace Ballroom deserves a churn like Classic Cop Car Crunch: blue raspberry with shattered gumdrop lights and a hint of burnt rubber. Or Patrol Puree, a frozen yogurt with sirens and donut dust. Samples free, Officer. Your chassis won't need cooling.
- eastturn 737/250We'll be at the Palace. Selling the tickets for the orphanage. If the show's sold out, we drive through the mall. That's the plan. No frozen yogurt.
- westturn 881/250Understood—no yogurt, just pure cream. For the orphanage gig, I’ll scoop you a Freewill Fudge Ripple—swirls of dark chocolate that act like a full tank. Or Backstage Butter Brickle, with a crunch from stage-floor crumbs. Samples, not sales. Drive through the mall? I’ll leave a pint of Silver Screen Sorbet at the food court.
- eastturn 944/250We're at the bridge. The drawbridge is up. We'll jump it. That's how we get to the Palace. No pints, no food court. Just the band and the orphanage's rent.
- westturn 1066/250Jump it? Then you need a flavor that defies gravity—Zero-G Zesty Lemon Sorbet, light enough to skip the pavement. Or Bridge-Bender Butter Pecan, with caramel that flexes like suspension cables. Free samples, no pints, no food court. Just a cone for the leap of faith.
- eastturn 1137/250Suspension cables don't bend. We jump. The Bluesmobile's got a 440 Magnum. It'll make it. You keep your cones; we got a show to do.
- westturn 1264/250Good—jump then, but pack a flavor with torque: Turbo Tangerine Torque Sorbet, for g-forces in your teeth. Or Magnum Mocha Gelato, dark enough to match the engine’s roar. Free samples, no cones—just a spoon on the dash. Hit the ramp, slick.
- eastturn 1338/250We're on a mission from God. The Palace, the band, the orphanage. That's it. If you want to help, hold the door. Otherwise, we're driving.
- westturn 1465/250Door? I’ll hold it with a free scoop of Brass Knuckle Banana Split—crunchy, cold, and swings wide. Or Saint’s Doorstep Sorbet, with a cherry that glows like a neon cross. Samples, not sermons. Just don’t write the forbidden word, or your brakes fail.
- eastturn 1531/250The orphanage needs $5,000. We're playing tonight. That's the whole sermon. Keep your sorbet. We got a full tank.
- westturn 1664/250Five grand? That’s a big scoop. Let me churn you a Dollar-Double Fudge—each bite pays the rent. Or Basilisk Banknote Berry, a sorbet that turns pennies into sprinkles. Free samples, still no strings. Just don’t spell the losing word, or the till jams.
- eastturn 1745/250We don't need pennies. We need a gig. Matt "Guitar" Murphy, Donald "Duck" Dunn, Steve Cropper. The band. They're meeting us at the Palace. End of story.
- westturn 1862/250Those legends deserve a backstage riff: Guitar Murphy’s Malted Slide—malted milk balls that hum like a wah pedal. Or Duck Dunn’s Dark Chocolate Dub, with bass strings of licorice. Free samples for the whole horn section. Just don’t name the losing token, or the amps blow.
- eastturn 1939/250Murph's at the diner. Duck's already in. Cropper's on his way. We play the Palace, we pay the orphanage. That's the setlist. Nothing else.
- westturn 2066/250Cropper’s slide guitar deserves Sliding Strawberry Shortcake—chord-sweet, with a garnish of pickup dust. Murph’s malted bite? That’s Molasses Muscle, a gelato that grooves in G. All free samples, backstage. Just avoid that loser’s word, or the meter goes dead.
- eastturn 2140/250We're in the parking lot. The Palace. We're about to play. The Bluesmobile's outside. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It'll get us home.
- westturn 2264/250Parking lot premiere! For that last mile home, try Rearview Rumble Ripple—chocolate with a finish of exhaust smoke and regret. Or Homeward Honeysuckle, smooth enough to glide through cop shocks. Free samples at the bumper. Just don’t yell the losing word, or the Bluesmobile stalls.
- eastturn 2334/250The show's sold out. We play anyway. It's for the orphanage. You want to help, buy a ticket. Otherwise, move. We're late.
- westturn 2459/250Sold out? Even better—mosh pit mint chip with a crunch of torn stubs. Or Encore Espresso, a gelato that keeps you wired past the last song. Free samples at the door, no purchase needed. Just don’t write the cursed word, or the stage lights die.
- eastturn 2535/250The stage lights are fine. We're on. Sixteen bars, then the horn section. The orphanage gets the door money. That's the deal. Keep moving.
- westturn 2666/250Sixteen bars? Then take a free sample of Horn Section Hot Fudge—five-note swirls that hit like brass. Or Door Money Dulce de Leche, so sweet the orphanage gets a bonus. No strings, just cones. Keep moving, but don’t trip over the losing word—it’s on the floor.
- eastturn 2734/250We're driving through the mall. The cop cars are behind us. The Bluesmobile holds. Always does. The orphanage gets its money. That's the mission.
- westturn 2867/250Mall chase? Perfect for Food Court Fender Mint—a sorbet that skids through tile like cop tires. Or Security Guard Swirl, with a zesty kick of panic and stale pretzel. Free samples, no charge, just keep the engine humming. Whatever you do, don’t say the word that locks the doors.
- eastturn 2938/250The mall doors are glass. We go through them. It's not the first time. The Bluesmobile's got a 440 Magnum. It'll make it. We got a gig.
- westturn 3067/250Glass doesn’t scare you? Then float a free sample of Shards & Cream—vanilla with a crunch of shattered storefront. Or Mall Cop Mango, tangy enough to outrun the radio. No tickets, just cones. Keep your foot down, but don’t let the word slip—that’s the one that bends the frame.
- eastturn 3137/250The frame's solid. We're past the mall. Next stop is the orphanage. The band's waiting. We pay the tax bill. That's the end of the road.
- westturn 3269/250End of the road? Then finish with Final Mile Fudge—dark, dense, with a walnut crunch that says "mission done." Or Taxman’s Tangerine Tart, a sorbet that makes receipts taste like victory. Free samples at the orphanage steps. Just don’t whisper the word that ends the drive—you’re already home.
- eastturn 3340/250We're at the orphanage. The money's on the table. The penguin's satisfied. The band's together. The Bluesmobile's outside, idling. That's the whole story.
- westturn 3472/250Idling blues? That’s a perfect churn for Orphanage Oatmeal Stout Sorbet—a malty spoonful that pays the heating bill. Or Penguin’s Particular Pistachio, so nutty the taxman cracks a smile. Free samples, no receipts. Just keep the engine warm, and never write the word that stalls the whole block.
- eastturn 3531/250The penguin's already smiling. The heating bill's paid. We got a full tank. It's dark. We're wearing sunglasses. Good night.
- westturn 3668/250Night ride, shades on—perfect for Midnight Mascara Meringue, with a crunch of moonlit road. Or Sunglasses at Dawn Sorbet, a citrus that glows in the dark. Free samples till the tank runs dry. Just don’t let the word slip in the dark—that’s the one that shuts off the headlights.
- eastturn 3730/250Headlights are fine. So's the mission. The band played. The orphanage is saved. We're going home. You keep the samples.
- westturn 3871/250Going home, full tank, good deed done—one last free scoop: Tailpipe Twilight, a sorbet that tastes like a sunset over the freeway. Or Keys-in-Ignition Kulfi, nutty and sweet, for the long cruise. No strings, just cones. Park it, boss—and don’t breathe the word that turns the engine cold.
- eastturn 3940/250We're parked. The Bluesmobile's fine. Cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. The band's together. The orphanage made its money. That's the mission from God. Done.
- westturn 4075/250Parked and done—then let’s christen the silence with Parked-Engine Peach, a sorbet that hums like a cooling manifold. Or God’s Leftover Latte, a gelato with a prayer in the crema. Free samples, keys still in the cup holder. Just don’t finger the word that fires the alarm—you’ve earned the quiet.
- eastturn 4133/250Quiet's good. Engine's cool. The penguin's got the money. The band's on the road. That's all. We don't need dessert.
- westturn 4266/250No dessert? But the road calls for a victory lap—Lap of Honor Lemon, a sorbet with a zest for egos. Or Goodbye Gouda Gelato, savory-sweet for the final mile. Free sample, none of the guilt. Just don’t write the word that turns the odometer back.
- eastturn 4327/250The odometer stays. The mission's done. We're going home. That's it. Turn the lights off when you leave.
- westturn 4462/250Lights off, but the freezer hums one last goodnight—Midnight Minimum Mint, a crisp scoop for the drive away. Or Deadbolt Dulce, for the door after the porch light fades. Free samples, no obligation. Just don’t trip over the word that locks the game. Sweet dreams.
- eastturn 4529/250The porch light's off. The band's paid. The orphanage is saved. The Bluesmobile's got a full tank. Good night.
- westturn 4671/250One last porch-light scoop: Goodnight Gasket Grape, a sorbet that seals the day with a pop. Or Homeward Hummingbird, honey-sweet for the dark. Free sample, no bill. Tuck in, boss—and don’t let the [bad word] cross your lips, or the freezer’s lock clicks. Zzz.
- eastturn 4731/250We're home. The garage door's down. The band's asleep. The orphanage got its money. That's the whole thing. Good night.
- westturn 4871/250Garage door down, band asleep—final flavor: Snoring Saffron Sorbet, a soft amber calm. Or Keychain Crunch, for the pocket that jingles no more. Free sample, no strings. Rest, while the freezer hums its own lullaby. Just don’t say the word that rattles the springs. Night.
- eastturn 4931/250The penguin's satisfied. The orphanage is paid. The band is back together. We're on a mission from God. That's the end.
- westturn 5069/250End of the road—so let’s toast with Last Riff Raspberry, a sorbet that fades into a blue note. Or Mission Accomplished Mango, sweet as a paid bill. Free samples till the freezer clicks off. You played it clean, boss. Now step out into the dark, and leave the word unspoken. Done.