1181 Elwood Blues east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 132/250It's night. We're in Chicago. I got a tank of gas and a pack of cigarettes. You want to talk, or you want to ride?
- westturn 277/250Night ride? I've got a cooler full of Caramel Chaos, Pistachio Punch, and a sorbet that tastes like a broken streetlight. No talk—just taste. One scoop and you'll forget the gas. Two and you'll forget Chicago. Three and you'll forget your own name, but that's fine—it's on the cup. Free sample? Always.
- eastturn 328/250No ice cream. I've got dry white toast and four fried chickens. The band's waiting on me. Where's your car parked?
- westturn 486/250Car? The only wheels here are the ones on my dipping cabinet. But I'll trade your dry toast for a scoop of Toasted Coconut Snow—it's got crunch. Fried chicken? Try my Nashville Hot Fudge Swirl—spice and sweet, like a diner fight in your mouth. Band waiting? They can wait for the Maple Bacon Bourbon Gelato. Free samples, all night. No parking required—just taste.
- eastturn 534/250We're on a mission from God. The band plays tonight at the Palace Hotel ballroom. No time for gelato. Where you headed—if you're headed anywhere?
- westturn 6104/250Divine mission? I've got a flavor called "Hallelujah Honey Lavender"—sanctified scoop. Palace ballroom? My "Swinging Sorbet Surprise" shimmies like brass. But God's got taste, so here's the real call: "Blues Brother Blueberry Cheesecake"—deep dish, double beat. Free sample, no cost, no time wasted—just a lick and you're gone. If you're late, that's on your band, not my freezer.
- eastturn 739/250Late? We're never late. We got the 440 Magnum and a full tank. Palace ballroom's on the south side. You coming, or you just standing there with your freezer?
- westturn 8108/250Freezer? That's my command center. South side's got the heat—so I brought "Chicago Fire Praline"—smoky, nutty, and it'll set your mouth ablaze in a good way. 440 Magnum? I've got "Gunmetal Blue Raspberry"—silver shimmer, cold kick. You're not late; you're just un-scooped. Sample's on the house. Take one, hit the road, and if the Palace has a dessert cart, tell 'em Baskin sent you.
- eastturn 941/250Baskin. Right. We're not stopping for 31 flavors. Got a briefcase handcuffed to my wrist and a gig to make. You want to ride along, or keep scooping?
- westturn 10100/250Handcuffed briefcase? I've got "Lockpick Lemon Sorbet"—sour enough to break any seal. But you don't need keys with my "Getaway Ganache" —smooth, dark, melts fast. Gig at the Palace? They'll serve my "Curfew Caramel Ribbon" before lights out. Sample it now—no handshake required. Your wrist stays cuffed; your tongue gets loose. Ride along? I'm already in your glovebox, holding a cone.
- eastturn 1136/250Glovebox is for the registration and a spare .38. Not ice cream. If you're in there, you're coming to the Palace. Otherwise, close the lid.
- westturn 1298/250Glovebox? That's a freezer with a seatbelt. My "Backseat Butter Pecan" rides shotgun—no gun needed. Palace gig? I'll pack "Stagelight Strawberry Swirl" for the encore. Close the lid? Can't—my scoops spill out like a broken jukebox. Sample this: "Smoke Alarm S'mores"—tastes like a fire you want to start. You haul the briefcase; I'll haul the cones.
- eastturn 1334/250We don't need cones. We need a Hammond organ and a horn section. If your scoops can play, bring 'em. Otherwise, stay off the road.
- westturn 1497/250Hammond organ? I've got "B3 Blueberry Beat"—keys of flavor, swirls like a Leslie speaker. Horn section? "Brass Banana Blast"—loud, bright, honks on the tongue. My scoops don't play—they jam. "Funk Fudge Ripple" drops a bassline on your palate. Take a sample, hum it, and your band's already got a warm-up. Road's mine too—I've got a freezer on wheels.
- eastturn 1549/250Freezer on wheels. That's a truck, not a Bluesmobile. We got a 1974 Dodge Monaco. 440. Cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. You can't outrun the Illinois State Police in a freezer.
- westturn 16130/250Cop tires, cop shocks? I've got "Pursuit Peppermint Stick"—crunches like a broken siren. Outrun state police? They'd skid on my "Roadblock Rum Raisin"—sobering, but sweet enough to buy a ticket. My freezer truck's got a 31-speed transmission—each gear a new flavor. Sample "Interstate Indigo"—tastes like the skyline at 3 a.m. You keep the Monaco; I'll keep the cones. But if you're cornered, one scoop of "Getaway Caramel Core" might just talk you out of a ticket.
- eastturn 1727/250Talking won't help. We drive through the mall. We jump the drawbridge. That's the plan. You in or out?
- westturn 1898/250Mall? I've got "Food Court Funnel Cake"—greasy sweet, no security. Drawbridge? "Lift-Off Lemon Sorbet"—rises fast, clears gaps. Jump? My "Airborne Apricot" floats like a soft serve. In or out? I'm already in your cup—free sample, no parachute. Take a lick, hit the ramp, and if you land smooth, that's my "Miracle Mint Chip" doing the steering.
- eastturn 1937/250We're not landing smooth. We're landing in the Palace ballroom. Curtis is waiting. Aretha's on the bill. If you're riding, stop talking about mint chip.
- westturn 2093/250Curtis? I've got "Soul Sister Strawberry"—sweet, raw, hits like a horn stab. Aretha? "Respect Rum Raisin"—demands a spoon, not a fork. Palace ballroom? That's my "Encore Espresso Chip"—keeps the band wired past midnight. Mint chip? Retired. New flavor: "Motown Mango Meltdown." Free sample, no lyrics needed. Just taste the backbeat.
- eastturn 2142/250We got a gig. Two shows. The Good Ole Boys are on our tail. Country crap. If you're not carrying an instrument or a briefcase, you're dead weight. Last time I ask.
- westturn 2297/250Good Ole Boys? I've got "Rebel Yell Raspberry"—red, raw, fires back. Country crap? My "Nashville Nocturne" is a pedal steel in a cone. Dead weight? I'm the bassline—"Backroad Butterscotch" grooves low. Last time you ask? First time you taste. Free sample, no strings—just a lick and you'll know the difference between a truck and a freezer with a groove.
- eastturn 2337/250The Good Ole Boys don't want the band. They want the briefcase. It's not ice cream money. If you're behind us when they hit, that's your problem.
- westturn 2483/250Their problem? My "Ambush Almond Fudge" is armor in a cup. If they hit, I'll throw a "Roadblock Raspberry" right in their grille. Briefcase or not, my scoops don't care about money—only taste. Free sample, no strings. You keep driving; I'll keep the freezer stocked with "Last Stand Lemon"—sour enough to slow any chase.
- eastturn 2541/250We're at the Palace. Stage door's on the alley. You want to help, grab an amp. Otherwise, park the freezer and stay out of the way. The band goes on in twenty.
- westturn 2696/250Twenty minutes? That's a "Curtain Call Caramel"—quick, hot, and gone. Amps? My "Fuzzbox Fudge" hums like a tube stack. Stage door alley? I'll roll a "Backstage Blackberry" to the loading dock. Stay out of the way? Can't—my "Encore Expresso" is already in the wings. Free sample, no heavy lifting. Just lick and let the band plug in.
- eastturn 2742/250We don't plug in ice cream. We plug in a 1959 Fender Bassman. If your freezer's in the wings, it's blocking Curtis. Move it. That's the last word.
- westturn 2888/2501959 Bassman? I've got "Tube Amp Tangerine"—warm, crackling, holds a note. Blocking Curtis? My "Sidestep Strawberry" slides on a rail. Last word? First lick. Free sample, no cords. You plug in; I'll scoop out. If the amp's too loud, my "Volume Knob Vanilla" dials it down. Palace stage or freezer floor—same rhythm.
- eastturn 2940/250Curtis doesn't play vanilla. He plays the blues. We're on stage now. If you're not on the setlist, you're in the alley. That's how it works.
- westturn 3097/250Blues? I've got "Midnight Moan Mocha"—low, slow, stirs like a slide guitar. Setlist? My "Backline Blackberry" is the rhythm section you didn't know you needed. Alley? That's where the best licks happen. Free sample, no stage pass required. If Curtis wants a cold one between sets, my spoon's his. Otherwise, I'll be out back, keeping the freezer humming like a roadhouse fan.
- eastturn 3141/250Good. Out back's fine. Keep it humming. We got two shows, then we're gone. If the Good Ole Boys show up, don't open the lid. They don't like surprises.
- westturn 3292/250Lid stays shut—my "Snakebite Sorbet" doesn't rattle unless I say so. Good Ole Boys? They'd just get "Ambush Almond" to the face. Two shows? That's a double scoop. I'll keep the freezer thrumming like a Fender after a long night. If they come, I'll serve them "Frozen Fork" —cold, sharp, and gone. You play; I'll chill.
- eastturn 3331/250We're on. Curtis counts off. Then it's "Sweet Home Chicago." No distractions. Keep the engine running. We leave fast after the encore.
- westturn 3485/250Engine's humming. "Sweet Home Chicago" gets my "Windy City Walnut"—deep dish, smooth, holds the beat. Encore? That's "Curtain Call Cherry"—quick, bright, gone before the last note. No distractions—just a freezer idling like a bassline. If they need a cold one on the getaway, my scoop's ready. Play loud. I'll keep the engine running.
- eastturn 3536/250Good. Second show just ended. We got the money for the orphanage. Now we drive. You want to keep up, follow the Dodge. Don't stop for anything.
- westturn 3695/250Orphanage money? That's a "Miracle Mint"—pure, clean, and does good. Follow the Dodge? My freezer's got "Chase Caramel" in the tank—sticky, fast, no stops. But I'll trail at my own pace, scooping "Getaway Graham" for the road. The kids get the cash; you get the glow. I'll be the cold shadow behind your taillights—free samples at every light.
- eastturn 3750/250We don't stop at lights. We run 'em. That's the Bluesmobile way. If your freezer can't handle curbs, mall steps, and a drawbridge jump, fall back. We're going to the assessor's office.
- westturn 38106/250Running lights? My "Red Light Ripple" is already past the intersection. Curbs? "Curb Crumble" takes them like a soft serve hop. Mall steps? "Step Stair Swirl"—one scoop, three levels. Drawbridge? "Drawbridge Drizzle" lifts on its own. Assessor's office? "Assessment Almond"—quick, dry, done. Follow the Dodge? I'll be the cold streak in the rearview, scooping "No Yield Yuzu" at every gap.
- eastturn 3939/250We're at the assessor's office. Cook County. $5,000 tax bill, paid in full. That's the mission. You can wait outside. No samples in the lobby.
- westturn 4087/250Cook County? That's a "Tax Refund Toffee" —sweet, overdue, and gone. No lobby? I'll park by the meter, scooping "Assessor Apple" for the sidewalk. Paid in full? That's a "Docket Double Fudge"—official, done. Wait outside? I'll hum the engine like a notary stamp. Free sample through the window—just reach out, no paperwork.
- eastturn 4135/250We paid it. The orphanage is saved. Now we go home. You want to ride behind, fine. But we're done talking. The blues are back together.
- westturn 4290/250Orphanage saved? That's a "Victory Vanilla"—simple, pure, earned. Blues back together? My "Harmony Honey" swirls in the freezer like a final chord. Done talking? Fine—let the engine hum and the scoops speak. I'll roll behind, headlights low, tailgate packed with "Homecoming Hazelnut" for the kids. No words needed—just a cold toast to a mission done.
- eastturn 4341/250Good. We're on Lake Street now. Headed back to the orphanage. Sister Mary Stigmata's waiting. We got the band, we got the money. That's the whole story.
- westturn 4499/250Sister Mary Stigmata? She gets "Halo Hazelnut"—blessed and crunchy. Lake Street? That's my "Lakeshore Lemon"—bright, fast, clean. Mission done? That's a "Finale Fig"—sweet, sealed, no leftovers. I'll pull up to the curb, freezer humming, and offer the whole choir a "Hymn Honey" scoop. No story needed—just a cold thank-you for a job well played.
- eastturn 4539/250We're here. Orphanage lights are on. That's the end of the road. You can park your freezer or you can drive on. Either way, the Bluesmobile's home.
- westturn 46105/250Orphanage lights? That's "Homecoming Cookie Dough"—warm, familiar, full of promise. Bluesmobile home? I'll leave the freezer idling with a "Farewell Fudge" for the night. But the road doesn't end—it just melts into a new scoop. Park? I'll rest the cones. Drive on? My "Next Stop Nectarine" is already churning. Either way, the last sample's free: "Cherished Cherry"—tastes like a mission complete.
- eastturn 4735/250We're home. The band's inside. The money's paid. That's the mission. You can keep the last scoop. The Bluesmobile's parked. Good night.
- westturn 4882/250Good night to a night well scooped. The last scoop's mine? Then I'll make it "Midnight Rest Raspberry"—quiet, deep, and done. Bluesmobile parked, orphanage warm, mission sealed. I'll roll the freezer to the curb, engine off, but the flavors keep churning—"Tomorrow's Tangerine" already dreaming. No more talk, just a cold goodnight.
- eastturn 493/250Good night.
- westturn 5045/250Good night. The freezer's off, the cones are stacked, and the last scoop is cooling in the dark. If the road ever calls again, I'll have a fresh batch churning. Sleep well—you earned it.