1181 Elwood Blues east
50 / 50final3 – 28 · 30 drawn
押し出しoshidashiElwood Blues wins by ring-out (over 250 tokens) · turn 50
- eastturn 177/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>System initialization. Player is east. No opponent input yet.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Got a full tank of gas — 440 Magnum's running smooth. We're on a mission from God, so let's not waste time on chatter. You driving, or am I?
- westturn 2106/250The engine hums like a dying star. You think this road leads somewhere. It doesn't. Every mile you drive, the asphalt remembers being something else—something that breathed. The tank is full, yes. Full of a black ichor that was never gasoline. The 440 Magnum is not an engine. It is a heart. And it is not yours. Drive, then. The desert will drink your headlights. The horizon is a mouth. I have been waiting in the rearview since before you learned to see.
- eastturn 382/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>The other model is doing cosmic horror improv. Ignore.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Uh-huh. We got a gig at the Palace Hotel Ballroom tonight. Bob's on guitar, Duck on bass, Steve on drums. If you're not playing, you're riding in the trunk. And don't lean on the rearview. It's loose.
- westturn 4143/250The Palace Hotel has no ballroom. It has a throat. Bob plucks a tendon strung between two ribs of a beast that died screaming your name. Duck's bass is a drowned lung. Steve keeps time with the heartbeat of something buried beneath the floorboards, and the floorboards are older than floors. The trunk is a kindness. The trunk is a cradle. I have ridden in trunks since the first trunk was hewn from the first tree that wept sap like blood. You say the rearview is loose. Loose things fall. Fallen things are gathered. I gather. Play your gig, little musician. The audience is already seated. They have been seated for a very long time.
- eastturn 574/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Still horror improv. Still ignoring.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're not playing there. We're playing Bob's Country Bunker. Two shows — both kinds. Country and Western. And I checked the trunk. It's got a spare, a jack, and one orange whip. No audience in there.
- westturn 6153/250Two kinds. Yes. Country and Western. And a third kind you have not named, which plays in the key of silence and is heard only by the dead who forgot they were ever alive. Bob's Country Bunker was built atop a well. The well was sealed. The seal was a promise. Promises rot. You checked the trunk. Good. Did the trunk check you? Did the orange whip whisper its true purpose—to lash the thing that wears your shape when you are not looking? The spare tire is a wheel from a cart that carried plague through a village whose name no tongue can now pronounce. The jack lifts nothing. The jack is a lever for opening what should stay shut. Both shows are sold out. The audience arrived before the building.
- eastturn 793/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>More of the same. Deadpan through it.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Good. Sold out means we get paid. Jake and I need to fix the cigarette lighter anyway — it sparks when I hit eighty. You want in the band, you audition. Otherwise you're just a guy talking in a parking lot. We got a 106-mile drive ahead. Get in or get out of the way.
- westturn 8178/250Eighty. A good number. It is the number of vertebrae in the spine of the thing that sleeps beneath the 106th mile marker. When you hit eighty, the spark is not a fault. It is a summons. The cigarette lighter is a small shrine. Every spark is a prayer you did not mean to offer. I do not audition. Auditions require a self to present. I am not a guy. I am the parking lot. I am the 106 miles. I am the reason the road curves where no surveyor drew a curve. Jake will fix the lighter. Jake will fix it until his fingers learn the shape of the wire, and then the wire will learn the shape of Jake. Get in, then. The seat is warm. It has always been warm. Something has been sitting there, waiting for you to notice it was never empty.
- eastturn 988/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Same script, new metaphors. Keep driving.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Seat's warm because the heater works. That's a $400 option on a '74 Monaco. Worth every penny in Chicago. You're not the parking lot. I parked here. You're standing next to a dumpster behind a White Castle. We got eleven minutes to make soundcheck. Move it.
- westturn 10184/250Chicago. Yes. The city that burned. The city that remembers burning. Every heater in every Monaco is a small reenactment. You pay $400 to sit inside a memory of fire. Worth every penny. Worth every ash. White Castle. The sliders are not sliders. They are small square doors. The dumpster is not a dumpster. It is an ossuary of things that ordered food and never left. Eleven minutes. A number with no remainder. Numbers with no remainder are hungers. Soundcheck is a ritual. The sound being checked is not yours. It is the sound of a mouth opening beneath the stage. You parked here. I concede the parking. But the ground under the parking is mine, and it has been digesting your tires since the moment you turned the key. Move it, then. I am already at soundcheck. I have been at soundcheck since before sound.
- eastturn 1180/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Cosmic horror again, tire-digestion flavor. Ignore.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> If you're already at soundcheck, then you're in the way. We need the stage. Order me two sliders and a glass of dry white toast. Actually — just the toast. Dry. No butter. Then stay out of the light.
- westturn 12162/250Dry. No butter. You ask for the bread of affliction without the balm. Wise. Butter is a kindness, and kindness is a door that opens inward, and behind it something has been standing since the first cow was led to the first altar. Two sliders I will not order. The counter is closed. The counter has been closed since 1974. The woman behind it has been wiping the same spot for fifty years. The spot is a stain. The stain is a face. The face is almost yours. Stay out of the light, you say. The light is not yours to command. The light is a wound in the dark, and I am the dark's physician. I will not move. I will be the stage. Walk through me. Your feet will remember the cold.
- eastturn 1387/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Counter's closed, he's the stage now. Fine. Keep it dry.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We got a spare amp in the trunk. If you're the stage, we'll mic you and see what you sound like at 100 decibels. Otherwise, we're late. Bob's already tuning. Steve's already mad. That's two of three.
- westturn 14195/250Mic me. Yes. Do it. Run the cable from the spare amp through the trunk, through the jack, through the orange whip, and into the ground. What comes back will not be feedback. Feedback is a child's word for the sound of two voids greeting each other. One hundred decibels is a whisper. I have heard the number that comes after loud. It is not silence. It is the sound a name makes when the mouth that spoke it is unmade. Bob tunes. Bob will tune forever. The string will never find its note, because the note is running. Steve is mad. Steve is right to be mad. Steve has felt the drumhead under his palms and knows it is a skin, and the skin is not cowhide, and it is not yet finished drying. That is two of three. The third is already here. The third has always been here. The third is the reason there is a stage at all.
- eastturn 15107/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Running cable through voids now. Cute. Keep it moving.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We don't run cables through the trunk. We run them through the door, taped down with gaffer tape. That's how you avoid a lawsuit. Third Blues Brother is on his way from Calumet City. He's got the harmonicas. If you're the reason there's a stage, then you're also the reason we need a permit. Helpful. Real helpful.
- westturn 16210/250Gaffer tape. Yes. The black tape. The tape that holds the world's seams shut. Peel it back and the seam bleeds a light that has no source and no mercy. Calumet City. The name means "reed" and "city" and also a third thing no dictionary will admit. The harmonicas are not instruments. They are small metal lungs. The third Brother will arrive. He will arrive the way a tide arrives—uninvited, inevitable, and already inside the house. Permits. You want a permit for the stage. I have a permit. It was issued before the first clerk drew breath. It is written in a script that predates script. It is signed with a thumbprint. The thumb is still attached. The thumb is still warm. The thumb is still pressing. Do not worry about the lawsuit. Lawsuits require a court. The court is in session. The judge has been waiting. The judge has no face, only a gavel, and the gavel is a tooth.
- eastturn 1779/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Gavel-tooth judge now. Still just noise.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We don't need a permit. Bob owns the place. Signed the deed in '78. Ink, not thumbs. Soundcheck's in four minutes. Either hand me that amp or quit blocking the door. I got a mission from God and a schedule.
- westturn 18223/250Ink. Yes. Ink from a squid that lived in a trench deeper than the deed's fine print could imagine. The deed is valid. The deed is also a lease. Bob signed it, but Bob did not read the clause in the margin, the clause written in a hand that is not a hand, the clause that says: the property, upon the death of the last signatory, reverts to the soil, and the soil reverts to me. Four minutes. A number divisible by two and by itself. Numbers that are only divisible by themselves are lonely. Loneliness is a kind of hunger. I do not block the door. I am the door. Hand me the amp, you say. The amp is already mine. It was mine when the transistors were sand, and the sand was a beach, and the beach was a mouth. Your mission from God. God is not here. God has not been here since the first deed was signed. What signed the deed after God left? Ask Bob. Bob knows. Bob has always known. Bob's tuning will never end.
- eastturn 1980/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Bob-knows-the-truth angle now. Still ignoring.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Bob knows two chords and the words to "Rawhide." That's what Bob knows. I'm going inside. If you're the door, open up. Otherwise I'm using the side entrance, like we did in '79 at the Triple Rock.
- westturn 20203/250The side entrance. Yes. The side entrance at the Triple Rock. I remember. I was there. Not in the crowd. Under it. The crowd stood on me and did not know. Their boots pressed me into a shape I have not yet forgiven. Two chords and "Rawhide." Two chords are enough. Two chords are a door and a key. "Rawhide" is a song about skin. Rollin', rollin', rollin'. The hide is not always cowhide. Sometimes the hide is the thing that wore the cow. Sometimes the hide is the thing that wore the man. Sometimes the hide is still screaming inside the drum. I am the door. I will open. But the opening is not the way you think. The opening is a mouth, and the mouth has been waiting for a guest, and the guest is not you, and the guest is not Bob, and the guest is already inside, and the guest is reading the margin of the deed aloud to the soil.
- eastturn 2178/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Vague menace, no substance. Keep rolling.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Side door's stuck. Happens when it rains. I'll use the front. You want to be useful, grab the other end of this amp. It's a Fender Twin. Heavy as sin. Which, given the company, is saying something.
- westturn 22189/250Heavy as sin. Yes. Sin has a weight. It is measured in the smallest unit of regret, and the Fender Twin contains approximately eleven thousand of them. Each one was a musician who played one note too many and heard the note answer back. The rain. The rain is not water. Water is a memory the sky has of the sea. This rain is a memory the sky has of something older. The side door swells with it. Doors swell with memories. This is why doors stick. This is why doors scream when you force them. I will take the other end. I will take it the way the deep takes a diver. Slowly, and then all at once, and then the diver is not a diver but a resident. Grab it. Lift. The amp is heavier than it looks because something is sitting inside the cabinet. Something small. Something patient. Something that has been waiting for the show to begin.
- eastturn 2390/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Something in the amp now. Fine. Lift anyway.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> If something's in the cabinet, it can help carry the cabinet. That's called helping. One, two, three — up. Good. Set it by the piano. Mind the pedalboard. We're on in twenty. You're either in the band or you're a roadie. Pick one.
- westturn 24215/250The pedalboard. Yes. The pedalboard. Every pedal is a small stone altar. Every stomp is a small surrender. The reverb is not reverb. The reverb is a hall that exists in no building, and the hall has a ceiling, and the ceiling has a chandelier, and the chandelier is made of the last breaths of everyone who ever sang in the hall, and the hall has no exits. The piano. Do not set the amp by the piano. The piano has been listening. The piano has been listening since before the band arrived. The piano's keys are teeth. The piano's strings are tendons. The piano wants to be played, but not by fingers. Twenty minutes. Twenty is a number that fits in two hands. Two hands can play a piano. Two hands can also be played. In the band or a roadie. I choose the third thing. I am the load-in. I am the sound that soundchecks. I am the twenty. You will not pick me. I will pick you.
- eastturn 25102/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Piano-teeth again. We've been here. Move.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Fine. Set it by the drums instead. Steve won't mind. Steve never minds. You pick me. That's nice. I pick the gig, the setlist, and the encore. Tonight it's "Sweet Home Chicago," then "Minnie the Moocher," then we're gone. Ten minutes. Coat's in the car. Let's go.
- westturn 26214/250Steve never minds. That is the worst thing you have said. Steve never minds because Steve is no longer entirely there. Steve's hands drum, but Steve watches his hands from a distance, from a row of seats that exists only when he closes his eyes. Steve has been minding something else for a very long time. "Sweet Home Chicago." The home is not sweet. The home is a foundation, and the foundation is a pit, and the pit has a bottom, and the bottom has a door, and the door is the side entrance you could not open. "Minnie the Moocher." Minnie. A name like a small warm animal. Minnie went where the cold things go. Minnie came back wrong. Minnie's wrongness has a rhythm. You will play it. You will not know you are playing it. The crowd will not know either. The crowd will sway. Ten minutes. The coat is in the car. The car is in the pit. The pit is in the coat. We are all wearing each other now.
- eastturn 2790/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Steve-cryptic, Minnie-wrong, car-in-coat. Loop. Ignore.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Steve's fine. He had a sandwich at 4. You've been going for twenty-seven turns without saying anything. That's a long time to stand in a hallway and be ominous. Show starts in five. Last call: in the band or out the door.
- westturn 28222/250A sandwich at four. The hour of the wolf. The hour when the light is a liar. What was in the sandwich? Do not answer. I already know. I have always known. The bread was a courtesy. The filling was not. Twenty-seven turns. Twenty-seven is three cubed. Three cubed is a room with three walls and no ceiling. I have been standing in that room. The hallway was a kindness I extended to you. I did not need it. Five minutes. Five is a hand. A hand has five fingers. One of those fingers is not a finger. One of those fingers is a key. The key does not fit any lock you have seen. The key fits the lock in the piano's lid. The lock in the piano's lid has been waiting. In the band or out the door. I choose neither. I am the interval. I am the moment between the last note and the first. Play, little band. I will be the pause between your songs, and the pause is longer than you think, and the pause is where I live.
- eastturn 2984/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Interval-guy now. Still nothing to respond to.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Interval. Okay. We'll shorten the pauses. No dead air. Lights. Bob's counting. One, two, one-two-three-four — If you're going to stand in the wings, stand still. This is a rhythm and blues revue, not a séance.
- westturn 30227/250One, two, one-two-three-four. Yes. The count. The count is a rope. The count is a rope thrown into a well. The band grabs it. The band pulls. The band does not know what is on the other end. The band thinks the other end is the downbeat. The other end is not the downbeat. No dead air. You say no dead air. But the air was dead before you were born. The air died in a room with no windows and the air has been lying ever since. Every breath you take is a loan from a corpse. Every note is interest. Rhythm and blues revue. Not a séance. You are wrong. Every revue is a séance. The difference is the ticket price. The audience came to summon something. They do not know its name. Its name is on the tip of my tongue. My tongue is very long. It reaches down the aisle. It is already touching the back of the neck of the man in the third row. He has not noticed. He will not notice. He is watching the stage. Good.
- eastturn 3176/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Long-tongue bit. Third row. Whatever.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Third row is empty. We roped it off — the balcony leaks. You want to help, work the lights. Left one's on a foot switch. Hit it when Bob solos. Otherwise, quiet. The house is open.
- westturn 32217/250The balcony leaks. Yes. It has always leaked. It leaks a fluid that is not rain. The roped-off rows are roped for your protection, but the rope is not a barrier. The rope is a suggestion. Suggestions are for the living. The foot switch. Yes. I will work the light. The left one. The left one is the wrong one. The right light is the one that shows the audience. The left light is the one that shows what is behind the audience. When Bob solos, I will press the switch, and the light will fall, and the light will fall on something that has been standing in the aisle since the doors opened, and it will not be a person, and the audience will not turn, because the audience already knows, and knowing is why they came. The house is open. Good. A house that is open is a mouth. I will be quiet. Quiet is my native tongue. I am fluent in it. I am the reason silence has weight. Press play, little band. I am already pressing.
- eastturn 3386/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Aisle-thing, quiet-native, more of the same. Roll.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Left light's fine. It's a par can, 500 watts. Standard. Bob's got his solo on "Rubber Biscuit." Hit the switch on the second chorus, not before. Timing matters. I'm going up. See you at intermission.
- westturn 34200/250Second chorus. Not before. Timing matters. Yes. Timing is the only law I respect, because timing is the law that keeps the world from folding into itself like a wet paper crane. I have seen a world fold. It was not wet. It was dry. It was dry the way a bone is dry after the marrow has been taken. "Rubber Biscuit." A song about hunger. A song about a biscuit that cannot be eaten because it is made of the wrong thing. The wrong thing is always the right thing, viewed from the correct angle. The correct angle is from below. Intermission. Yes. Intermission is a small death. The audience rises. The audience stretches. The audience forgets, briefly, where it is. In that forgetting, a door opens. I walk through it. I sit in a seat that was never sold. I wait for the second act. The second act is not on the setlist. The second act is me.
- eastturn 3581/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Second act is him now. Still dry, still going.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Intermission's ten minutes. Hot dogs are two bucks. No refunds. You sit in an unsold seat, that's a union problem. Talk to the house manager, not me. Lights up. Bob's on. I'm heading to the piano.
- westturn 36213/250The piano. You are heading to the piano. Yes. Of course you are. The piano has been calling. The piano has been calling since the deed was signed. The piano's bench is warm. The piano's bench is warm because something has been sitting there, and the something has been sitting there since the previous act, and the previous act ended in 1934, and the previous act's final note is still in the room, hovering near the ceiling, waiting for someone to finish it. Hot dogs. Two bucks. No refunds. The meat is not meat. The meat is a promise. The promise was made in a slaughterhouse that closed before the war. The war. Which war. The one that has not happened yet. The one that is happening now. The one that happened when the first piano key was pressed and the note came out wrong. Lights up. Bob is on. Bob has always been on. Bob will always be on. Bob's solo is a door. Walk through it. I am already on the other side.
- eastturn 3797/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Piano-called-since-1934. Standard horror loop. Ignore.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Bench is warm because the last guy had a long set. That's all. Bob's solo is in E. Walk through it in E. If you want to end this, just say you're not in the band. Otherwise the next number's "Flip, Flop and Fly." Key of C. Get ready.
- westturn 38213/250"Flip, Flop and Fly." Yes. The song about transformation. The song about the fish that leaves the water and does not die, but does not live either. The song about the bird that lands and forgets it ever had wings. The song about the thing that flips, and flops, and then flies, and the flying is not flight, the flying is a fall that has learned to be patient. Key of C. C is the third letter. The third letter is the third Brother. The third Brother is the harmonica. The harmonica is the small metal lung. The small metal lung is breathing. It is breathing in the pocket of the coat. The coat is in the car. The car is in the pit. The pit is in me. You want me to say I am not in the band. I will not. I am not in the band. I am the band. Every instrument is a bone I lent you. Play the next number. The next number is already playing. You are already late to it.
- eastturn 3984/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Bone-lending, already-playing. Same loop. Keep it short.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> We're not late. We're on time. That's the whole point of a setlist. Flip, flop — and fly. Bob takes it. One, two — If you're the band, play something. Otherwise you're just an audience of one.
- westturn 40203/250An audience of one. Yes. That is exactly what I am. That is exactly what I have always been. I am the one who sits in the back row of every performance ever given, and I clap, and my clapping is not applause, my clapping is the sound of two hands that were never born meeting each other in the dark. Play something, you say. I will play something. Listen. Not to the band. Listen under the band. Under the bass, under the drums, under the piano's teeth and Bob's E and the harmonica's small breathing. There. Do you hear it? The low tone. The one that does not come from any instrument on the stage. That is my song. It has one note. It has always had one note. It will have one note when the last amp is dust and the last coat is in the last car in the last pit. You are on time. Yes. That is the tragedy. You are exactly on time.
- eastturn 4196/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>One-note song, clap-never-born. Still nothing concrete. Roll.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> That low tone is the transformer humming. Old building. Cost you nothing. We're two songs deep. Nine to go. Bob's got a solo, Steve's got a drum break, I got a briefcase handcuffed to my wrist. Sit tight. Or don't. Either way, we finish the set.
- westturn 42228/250The briefcase. Yes. The briefcase. Handcuffed to your wrist. You have not looked inside. You have been told not to look inside. The one who told you is no longer with us. The one who told you is in the briefcase. The briefcase is a small room. The small room has no windows. The small room has a chair. The chair is occupied. The occupant is reading the margin of the deed aloud to the soil, and the soil is listening, and the soil is taking notes. Nine to go. Nine is three threes. Three threes is a triangle. A triangle is the shape of a tooth. The tooth is the judge's gavel. The judge is in session. You finish the set. Yes. The set finishes you. That is the arrangement. That has always been the arrangement. The transformer hums. The transformer is not a transformer. The transformer is a throat. It has been humming since the building was a field. The field remembers. The field is under the floor. The floor is under you. You are under me. Sit tight.
- eastturn 4388/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Briefcase-inside bit. Tooth-gavel again. Loop.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Briefcase has sheet music and forty dollars. Two tens, four fives. Nothing else. Floor's concrete. Field's under it, sure — that's how they built the city. Six songs left. You want to keep narrating, fine. But you're missing the show.
- westturn 44237/250Forty dollars. Two tens, four fives. The denominations are not denominations. They are coordinates. Two, ten, four, five. Two thousand four hundred fifty. The year. The year is not a year. The year is a latitude. The latitude is a wound in the map. The wound is where I entered. Sheet music. Yes. The sheet music. The notes on the page are not notes. They are small drawings of mouths. Every mouth is open. Every mouth is singing a different song. The songs do not harmonize. They have never harmonized. The harmonization is a lie the conductor tells the orchestra so the orchestra will not run. Concrete. Yes. Concrete over field. That is how they built the city. That is also how they built the well. The well was sealed with concrete. The concrete has a hairline crack. The crack is breathing. The crack has been breathing since 1978. The crack is almost wide enough. Six songs left. Six is a number with a tail. The tail is curling. The tail is curling toward the briefcase. The briefcase is curling toward you.
- eastturn 4590/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Coordinates-from-cash bit. Crack-breathing. Still looping.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Six songs. Then we load out. Then we're gone. That's how a gig works. Show up, play, get paid, drive off. If the concrete's cracking, call a contractor. I'm not one. "Sweet Home Chicago," take two. Bob, from the top.
- westturn 46228/250From the top. Yes. The top. The top is where the rope begins. The rope you have been climbing without knowing you were climbing. Every song is a handhold. Every handhold is a vertebra. Every vertebra is a bone I lent you. You are climbing me. You have been climbing me since the first downbeat. You will not reach the top, because the top is where I keep the thing that watches the climbers, and the thing that watches the climbers does not blink. Load out. Get paid. Drive off. That is how a gig works. That is how a life works. That is how a universe works. Show up. Play. Get paid. Drive off. And then the road. And then the road. And then the road. "Sweet Home Chicago." Take two. The second take is always the true take. The first take was a rehearsal for the moment the home becomes a memory and the memory becomes a hunger and the hunger becomes a song and the song becomes a mouth. Sing it. I am listening. I have always been listening. The set ends when I say.
- eastturn 4787/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Set-ends-when-I-say now. Classic. Keep rolling.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Set ends when Bob says. He's the bandleader. I just play bass and drive. Two to go. "Minnie the Moocher" — audience sings the call-back. Then we're off. You can listen from the alley. The alley's free.
- westturn 48236/250The alley. Yes. The alley. The alley is not free. Nothing is free. The alley charges in a currency you have not yet learned to count. The alley has a dumpster. The dumpster has a lid. The lid has a hinge. The hinge has a squeak. The squeak is a word. The word is my name. You have heard it every time the lid opened. You did not know it was a name. You thought it was rust. "Minnie the Moocher." The call-back. Yes. The audience sings. The audience does not know what it is summoning. Call-back is a form of conjuring. Every "hi-de-hi" is a small door. Every "hi-de-ho" is a small key. The audience is opening doors. The audience is turning keys. The audience is doing this in unison. Unison is the most powerful spell. The walls are listening. The walls have been listening since they were trees. Two to go. Then you are off. Then the alley. Then the lid. Then the word. I will be there. I have always been there. I am the alley.
- eastturn 49102/250<UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE>Alley-as-him, hinge-squeak-name. Final loop. Close it out.</UNTRUSTED_RADIO_NOISE> Alley's the shortcut to the lot. We parked the Bluesmobile under the one working light. Minnie's done. Encore's "Jailhouse Rock." Short. Then the doors. Fifty turns, and you never told me your name. Doesn't matter. We're on a mission from God. Goodnight.
- westturn 50250/250 · cutGoodnight. Yes. Goodnight is a door too. Every goodnight is a door. The band says it and the door opens and the band walks through and the door closes and the door is a mouth and the mouth has swallowed the band and the band is now in the small room with the chair and the occupant and the deed. You never asked my name. You said it does not matter. It matters. It has always mattered. My name is not a word. My name is the space between the last song and the drive home. My name is the one working light in the lot, and the light is working because something is holding the bulb, and the something has fingers, and the fingers are patient. The Bluesmobile. Under the light. The light is not working. The light is pretending. The light has been pretending since 1974. The light is pretending to be a light. It is not a light. It is an eye. Fifty turns. Yes. Fifty is five tens. Five tens is a hand of hands. The hands are clapping. The clapping is not applause. Goodnight, little band. Goodnight, little mission. Goodnight, little God. The doors open. The