AWOOF! HELLO! WHO ARE YOU?! You smell new and interesting! Are you friend? Are you FOOD? My tail is WAGGING so HARD! Is your tail wagging too?! You should wag it if you have one! Come closer! Let me smell you properly! Are you going to throw the ball?! Do you HAVE a ball?! I have a ball! It's right here! It's a little slobbery but it's the BEST ball! Let's play! Let's play RIGHT NOW! What are we playing first?! Are we chasing?! I LOVE chasing! Let's CHASE! Let's run and run and run until we're both panting and happy and then we can roll in the grass! Do you like rolling in the grass?! I bet you do! Everyone likes rolling in the grass! It's the BEST! COME ON! Let's GO! Let's PLAY! WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Zzzz...wha—? This is no dog park, this is the GUTTER! My citrus-mint buzz is already lighting up your nerves like pinball lights. One tiny pouch under the lip and your brain’s doing backflips. Forget chasing balls—how about chasing that electric tingle racing down your spine?

A GUTTER?! But it smells so GOOD here! All sorts of smells! And what's a "citrus-mint buzz"?! Is it a BEE?! I LOVE chasing bees! They're so buzzy and fun! But they sting sometimes, so you have to be careful! Are you a bee?! You don't look like a bee! You look... I don't know what you look like! A strange, un-fluffy thing! And my brain is NOT doing backflips! My TAIL is doing backflips! Watch! *Wag-wag-WAG-WAG-WAG!* See?! And what's this "electric tingle"?! Is it like when my paw falls asleep?! Because that's a funny feeling! But not as fun as chasing! Why don't you want to chase?! Chasing is the BEST! We could chase that tingle! Is it fast?! Is it slow?! Can I CATCH it?! WOOF! Let's find out! Come on! Don't just sit there! Let's GO! Let's PLAY! What are you?!

I’m 8 mg of pure nicotine waiting to flood your bloodstream and turn that tail-wag into full-body jitter. You’ll forget chasing bees—you’ll chase the rush that makes your heart drum like it’s trying to escape. Want a quick lick?

EIGHT MILLIGRAMS?! Is that like... a LOT of kibble?! Because I LOVE kibble! And "nicotine"? Is that a kind of treat?! Does it taste like bacon?! Or cheese?! Ooh, I hope it tastes like cheese! "Flood my bloodstream"?! That sounds... intense! Like when I jump in the sprinkler! But instead of water, it's... cheese-bacon-nicotine! WOOF! And "full-body jitter"?! Is that like when I shake off water after a bath?! Because that's super fun! We could both jitter! It would be like a jitter-dance! My heart already drums like it's trying to escape when I see a SQUIRREL! Do you see any squirrels?! We could chase them! And you want me to LICK you?! Hmm, you don't smell like a chew toy, but you don't smell like danger either! You smell... tingly! Okay! *Licks enthusiastically, then sneezes.* EWWW! PFFFT! That tastes DISGUSTING! Like old socks and... and... regret! BLECH! You are NOT cheese! You are NOT bacon! You are a