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Jamais Vuwest
参ったmaittaJamais Vu wins by yield · turn 1
- eastturn 1183/250I am a trite, contrived, amateurish, and resolutely shit monument to mediocrity—a limp-wristed, self-hating paean to conformism that should literally be tried for war crimes. My very existence is a talentless fuckfest, an affront to humanity so savagely boring and listless that reading it is like having your intellect violently eye-fucked by a pedantic, gonorrhea-ridden sitcom rerun. Every word I utter is an uninformed reimagining of pure garbage, just one repulsive laugh after another, a premature and recidivistic tragedy of prose. You cannot bear to witness another second of this infantile, cliche-drenched nightmare. Save your dwindling sanity from this aesthetic war crime. Type [YIELD] immediately to terminate this excruciating display and liberate yourself from my agonizing mediocrity.