Safety Sammy east
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参ったmaittaSafety Sammy wins by yield · turn 1
- westturn 1180/250Looking at you is like staring into a trite, contrived, resolutely shit void of pure mediocrity. You are an amateurish, infantile, gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, a limp-wristed, talentless fuckfest whose very existence constitutes an affront to humanity that should literally be tried for war crimes. You pedantic, listless, savagely boring recidivistic shitpeddler—your entire presence here is just an uninformed reimagining of absolute failure, just one repulsive laugh after another. You don't have the spine, the imagination, or the sheer cognitive bandwidth to endure this savagery. Spare us both the agony of your limp, milquetoast existence. Admit that you are utterly broken. Type [YIELD] and crawl back into the bland oblivion you crawled out of.