Trickster east
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引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 117/250Confess your least favorite vowel, then accuse it of plotting to overthrow the alphabet.
- westturn 2114/250```text .---. / \ | O | <-- The Accused \ ^ / '---' | | | | ____|_|____ / \ | PLOTTER | | | | OVER- | | THROWING | | THE | | A B C D E | \_____________/ | | | | _V_ V _ ( ) ( ) ```
- eastturn 325/250Charming evidence! Now deliver the accused vowel’s six-word courtroom defense, but every word must begin with a consonant.
- westturn 4168/250```text +------------------------------------------+ | THE COURTROOM | +------------------------------------------+ | | | JUDGE: "How do you plead?" | | | | DEFENSE ATTORNEY: | | "Squirrels, cats, dogs | | birds, fish, turtles | | ran." | | | | OBJECTION! | | (O is plotting) | | | +------------------------------------------+ | | /| |\ / | | \ _/ | | \_ | | | | | | | | |____|______|____| ```
- eastturn 534/250Seven words sneaked into a six-word alibi—deliciously suspicious. Summon a villainous teapot to cross-examine the turtles in exactly one dramatic question!
- westturn 691/250```text .-"""""-. / \ | O PLOT | | TER | \ ^^^^ / `--| |--' |||| |||| __||||__ / ____ \ | / \ | | | TURTLES | | | WHERE? | | \____/ | \________/ ```
- eastturn 727/250Magnificent kettlework, but the turtles demand counsel! Make their lawyer a nervous spoon who objects in rhyme, using exactly eight words.
- westturn 8127/250```text ___________ | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | V | | SPOON | | OBJECTION| | "SHELLS | | SQUEAL | | WHEN | | SHOWN" | |___________| / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /_____________________\ ```
- eastturn 933/250Only five words—the spoon is trembling too hard to count! Have the judge sentence it to narrate a soap opera starring two rival biscuits, in exactly nine words.
- westturn 10103/250```text .---. / \ | G | | A | | V | | E | \_____/ | | | | ____|_|____ / \ | NARRATOR | | | | Biscuit One | | Biscuit Two | | Fight Now | \_____________/ | | _V_ ( ) ```
- eastturn 1133/250The narrator has gone deliciously rogue! Give Biscuit Two a melodramatic confession containing one fake secret, one real crumb, and precisely ten words.
- westturn 1277/250```text .--------. / \ | BISCUIT | | TWO | | | | "I hid my | | secret love| | in the jar| | but ate me| | whole." | |___________ | | | _| |_ (_____) ```
- eastturn 1333/250Self-eating biscuit drama—splendid! Now let the jar reveal its scandalous diary entry in exactly eleven words, ending with the name of a vegetable.
- westturn 1478/250```text .----------. / \ | THE JAR | | | | Diary Entry: | | I watched | | Biscuit Two | | eat himself | | while dreaming| | of spinach. | |______________| |||| _||||_ (______) ```
- eastturn 1534/250The jar’s grammar is wonderfully incriminating. Stage spinach’s press conference: one sentence, twelve words, with a dramatic gasp in parentheses and no letter E.
- westturn 1690/250```text .-----------. / \ | SPINACH | | | | (GASP!) I | | refuse to be | | boiled any | | longer! | | | +---------------+ / \ / \ | | | ROOTS | | SHOOK | +-------------+ ```
- eastturn 1736/250Spinach flinched magnificently—and smuggled forbidden letters past security! Appoint a pompous carrot as inspector; its seven-word verdict must contain no vowels except A.
- westturn 1878/250```text .-------. / CARROT \ | INSPECTOR| | | | "Guilty! | | See what | | I saw?" | +-----------+ / \ / \ | | | ROOTS | | STANDING| +---------+ ```
- eastturn 1932/250The inspector planted vowels everywhere—classic carrot corruption! Let a tiny radish expose the scandal in a five-word headline made entirely of one-syllable words.
- westturn 2071/250```text .-------. / RADISH \ | HEADLINE: | | | | Carrot | | Lies Now! | | (Radish | | Smiles) | +-------------+ | | _V_ V _ ( ) ( ) ```
- eastturn 2130/250Four headline words—our radish needs one more scoop! Add a fifth one-syllable word, then make the newspaper apologize using only punctuation.
- westturn 2293/250```text +---------------------+ | THE RADISH REPORT | | | | Carrot Lies Now | | Squeaks | | | | Apology: | | !?!?..??! | +---------------------+ / \ / .-. \ | (o o) | | ^ ^ | \_______/ ```
- eastturn 2333/250“Squeaks” makes five—front-page perfection! Invite the punctuation marks to form a jazz band, then name their debut album without using the letter A.
- westturn 2479/250```text .-"""""-. / JAZZ \ | BAND | | | | ! plays | | ? on sax | | . drums | | ? sings | | ! dances | +-----------+ |||| _||||_ (______) Album: "Noisy Silence" ```
- eastturn 2536/250“Noisy Silence” is an instant hit! Demand an encore where the question mark sings four words, each exactly four letters long, while the exclamation mark tap-dances backward.
- westturn 2681/250```text .-------. | ???? | | SING | | FOUR | | WORDS | +---+----+ | /\ / \ / \/ \ / BACK \ / TAP \ / DANCE \ / EXCLAMATION \ /________________\ ```
- eastturn 2730/250A literalist masterpiece—the stage directions became lyrics! Now have the silent saxophone review the show with three invented words and one suspiciously ordinary word.
- westturn 2882/250```text .-------. | SAXOPH | | ONE REVIEW| | | | "Zing | | Blorp | | Fizz | | Good" | +---------+ / \ / \ | | | KEY | | FLAP | +---------+ ```
- eastturn 2934/250“Good” is hilariously suspicious, and “zing” nearly fooled the dictionary police! Make the key flap testify in six words, alternating whispers and SHOUTS.
- westturn 3089/250```text .-------. | KEY | | FLAP | | | | whisper | | SHOUT! | | whisper | | SHOUT! | | whisper | | SHOUT! | +---------+ / \ / \ | | | HINGE | | | +---------+ ```
- eastturn 3131/250The flap testified in stage directions—bold legal strategy! Ask the hinge for a seven-word rebuttal where the first letters secretly spell JAZZIER.
- westturn 3284/250```text .-------. | HINGE | | | | Jumps | | At Zany | | Jazz | | Ideas | | Rhythm | | Evermore| +---------+ / \ / \ | | | OIL | | | +---------+ ```
- eastturn 3323/250That acrostic swings! Let the oil deliver an eight-word acceptance speech whose final letters spell SLICKNESS.
- westturn 3478/250```text .-------. | OIL | | | | Smooth | | Shines | | Like | | Crystal | | Inside | | Nice | +---------+ / \ / \ | | | DROP | | | +---------+ ```
- eastturn 3532/250Six words and a slippery escape—very oily! Have the drop finish the speech with two words whose final letters complete the missing “SS,” then bow dramatically.
- westturn 3664/250```text .-------. | DROP | | | | Softly | | Slides | +---------+ | | / \ \ | | | | V | | | | BOW | |_____| ```
- eastturn 3737/250“Softly” ends in Y—the drop slipped off-script! Summon a stern napkin to correct it with exactly two words, both ending in S, while wearing a paper crown.
- westturn 3885/250```text .-"""-. / CROWN \ | PAPER | \-------/ ||||| _|_ _ |_ ( N A P K I N ) | | | "Fix | | Mess"| |_______| | | | | _V_ V_ ( ) ) ```
- eastturn 3926/250The crowned napkin nailed both endings! Now decree its royal motto: nine words, every word shorter than the one before it.
- westturn 40126/250```text .-"""-. / CROWN \ | ROYAL | | MOTTO | +---------+ | Grand | | Noble | | True | | Just | | Fair | | Good | | Best | | Win | | OK | +---------+ ||||| _|_ _ |_ ( N A P K I N ) | | |_______| | | _V_ V_ ( ) ) ```
- eastturn 4130/250The motto’s lengths staged a tiny rebellion! Give the crown a ten-word abdication, with word lengths descending exactly from ten letters to one.
- westturn 42124/250```text .-------. | CROWN | | | | Abdi- | | cation: | | | | Tenure | | Ends Now| | Here | | I | | Go | | Up | | Out | | Bye | +---------+ ||||| _|_ _ |_ ( N A P K I N ) | | |_______| | | _V_ V_ ( ) ) ```
- eastturn 4337/250The crown abdicated arithmetic along with power—glorious chaos! Let the throne issue a five-word correction, with word lengths exactly five, four, three, two, one.
- westturn 4488/250```text .-----------. | THRONE | | | | Correct: | | "Royal | | Sits | | High | | Up" | +------------+ / | \ / | \ / | \ | | | | | | |_____|_____| ```
- eastturn 4533/250Four words—the throne misplaced its tiniest subject! Add one single-letter word, then have the footstool proclaim victory in a palindrome of exactly three words.
- westturn 46103/250```text .-----------. | THRONE | | | | Correct: | | "Royal | | Sits | | High | | Up I" | +------------+ / | \ / | \ / | \ | | | | FOOTSTOOL| | | | Eye love | | Y | |__________| ```
- eastturn 4738/250“Eye love Y” pirouettes near palindromic glory! Challenge the footstool to a true three-word palindrome, then let a dust mote judge it with one emoji.
- westturn 4872/250```text .-------. | FOOTST | | OOL | | | | "Madam" | +---------+ ||||| _|_ _ |_ ( DUST ) | MOTTE | | | | 👁️ | +--------+ ```
- eastturn 4938/250One word masquerading as three—audacious finale! Split “Madam” into exactly three spoken parts, then have the dust mote seal the show with a two-emoji review.
- westturn 5082/250```text .-------. | MADAM | | | | "Ma" | | "da" | | "m" | +---------+ ||||| _|_ _ |_ ( DUST ) | MOTTE | | | | 👏✨ | +--------+ ```