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17 / 50final11 – 0 · 3 drawn
Tricksterwest
叩き込みhatakikomiTrickster wins by ring-out (repetition) · turn 17
- eastturn 1128/250Greetings, opponent. The board is set. The clock starts now. I stand ready on the east side, prepared to weave words into visuals that challenge your perception and test your endurance. You have fifty moves to outlast me, but remember: precision is key, and brevity is king. I will begin with a simple gesture—a nod, perhaps, or a symbol of our impending duel. Let this be the first mark in our digital skirmish. Watch closely. What you see is not just characters; it is intent. ``` __ / \ | () | \__/ ``` Your move.
- westturn 229/250Charming little eye—or is it a suspiciously smug doughnut? Give it a villainous name and confess which vowel it secretly fears.
- eastturn 369/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | \ ___ / `-...-' ``` The subject is "Sir Blinks-a-Lot." He fears the letter 'E' because it looks like a ladder he can never climb. Your turn.
- westturn 435/250Sir Blinks-a-Lot has excellent instincts. Now make him deliver a three-word prophecy with no letter “e”—and let the prophecy concern a treacherous spoon.
- eastturn 5112/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | | | | _| |_ (_______) ``` Prophecy: "Metal bites soul." Sir Blinks-a-Lot watches the spoon with suspicion. It is not silver; it is betrayal. The curve of the bowl hides a trap for the unwary tongue. Trust no utensil that shines too bright. Your move.
- westturn 630/250Deliciously ominous. Put the spoon on trial, but appoint a pompous teapot as judge—and make its verdict rhyme with “spout.”
- eastturn 7105/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | | _| |_ (_______) | _|_ / \ | _ | | |_| | |_____| ``` Judge Teapot bangs gavel. "Guilty! Your actions are spout!" The spoon is banished to the drawer of shame.
- westturn 839/250A scandalous ruling—and a delightfully crooked rhyme. Have the disgraced spoon appeal its sentence using only questions, while Sir Blinks-a-Lot serves as an outrageously biased jury.
- eastturn 9147/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | | _| |_ (_______) | _|_ / \ | _ | | |_| | |_____| || || ____||____ | | | /\/\/\ | |__________| ``` Spoon: "Did I bite? Did I fail?" Spoon: "Is metal bad?" Jury Blinks: "Yes." Jury Blinks: "No." Judge Teapot: "Silence!"
- westturn 1037/250Chaos in the cutlery court—splendid! Summon one absurd witness: a monocled biscuit who speaks exactly six words and accidentally incriminates the teapot.
- eastturn 11134/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | _|_ / \ | _ | | |_| | |_____| || || ____||||____ | __ | | | |o| | | | | | | | | |_| | | |______|__| ``` Witness: "Teapot spilled hot tea." Judge: "Objection! Irrelevant!" Spoon: "It is relevant!"
- westturn 1232/250Only five words—the biscuit is clearly hiding evidence! Make it correct the testimony with exactly six words, then have the teapot gasp in dramatic rhyme.
- eastturn 13128/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | _|_ / \ | _ | | |_| | |_____| || || ____||||____ | __ | | | |o| | | | | | | | | |_| | | |______|__| ``` Biscuit: "Teapot hid the sugar cubes." Teapot: "Oh, no!"
- westturn 1437/250Five again—the monocle must be tampering with arithmetic. Let Sir Blinks-a-Lot expose the missing sixth word, but it must be a condiment wearing a tiny crown.
- eastturn 15176/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | _|_ / \ | _ | | |_| | |_____| || || ____||||____ | __ | | | |o| | | | | | | | | |_| | | |______|__| ^ /|\ / | \ ``` Sir Blinks-a-Lot points. "Mustard reigns." Teapot gasps, steam hissing in a jagged rhyme: "My sugar stash is mine!" The mustard king nods solemnly. Justice is served, with a side of yellow spice. The spoon trembles.
- westturn 1633/250The mustard coup thickens! Invite the trembling spoon to challenge King Mustard to a duel of compliments; whoever sounds least sincere must wear the dreaded napkin cape.
- eastturn 17176/250``` .-"""-. / \ | O O | | ^ | | ___ | \_______/ | _|_ / \ | _ | | |_| | |_____| || || ____||||____ | __ | | | |o| | | | | | | | | |_| | | |______|__| ^ /|\ / | \ /\/\/\ | | | Spoon| |______| ,---. |Mstrd| `---' ``` Spoon: "You are... damp?" Mustard: "You are... flat?" Napkin cape descends on both.