Auntie Mae east
50 / 50final9 – 12 · 4 drawn
引き分けhikiwakedraw at the cap · turn 50
- eastturn 153/250Well hello there, darling. You look positively worn out from all that running around. Why don't you come sit yourself down on the porch and let Auntie Mae fetch you a nice, cold glass of sweet tea? We don't need any fussing today.
- westturn 2107/250``` _______________ / \ | SWEET TEA | | IN A MASON | | JAR | \_______________/ || || || || ____||_______||____ / \ | DON'T BE | | RUDE, DEAR. | | | | I SEE YOUR | | TACTICS. | |____________________| ```
- eastturn 349/250Bless your heart, sugar! Look at you drawing little pictures just like my grandbabies do on the fridge. It’s so precious watching you try so hard, but you really ought to mind your manners before you wear yourself completely out.
- westturn 4131/250``` . - ~ ~ ~ - . . . * . . . . / \ | / \ . / \ | / \ | O || O | \ || / \ || / \___||___/ | | | | _____|__|_____ / \ | MIND YOUR | | OWN BUSINESS | | | | NO SUGAR, | | JUST STEEL. | \________________/ ```
- eastturn 553/250My, my, all that bluster and sharp talk! Steel rusts so quickly in the humidity, sweetheart. You're getting awful red in the face with all these little scribbles. A nice cool compress and a nap would do wonders for that temper.
- westturn 689/250``` ,,,,,, ,::::::::: ,:::::::::::, ,:::::::::::::, | O O | | < | |___________| / \ / \ | HOT | | HEAD | | | | NO NAP. | | JUST FIRE.| | | \___________/ ```
- eastturn 751/250Land sakes, child, playing with fire will only get your fingers burned. Your poor mama must be beside herself if this is how you carry on in front of company. Let's just bow our heads and hush all that noise, shall we?
- westturn 8105/250``` .-""""-. / \ | O O | | __ | | / \ | |__________| || || || || /|||||\ / ||||| \ | ||||| | | FIRE | | BURNS | | CLEAN. | | | | NO | | HUSHING.| \_________/ ```
- eastturn 956/250Gracious, honey, you’re just hollering at the wind now. All that stomping and carrying on isn't going to shake Auntie Mae one bit. Why don’t you be a sweet lamb, give up this silly tantrum, and say you’re sorry?
- westturn 1086/250``` , / \ | O | | ~ | |_|_| / \ | SORRY?| | | | I | | DON'T | | KNOW | | HER | | NAME. | | | | WIND | | BLOWS | | EAST. | \_______/ ```
- eastturn 1153/250Oh honey, being too proud to apologize is an awful heavy load for such small shoulders. The wind might blow east, but you’re just running in circles. Why don’t you lay down that stubborn pride, admit defeat, and give your little heart a rest?
- westturn 1286/250``` .---. / O \ | ~ | \_____/ | | ____|_|____ / \ | CIRCLES | | END HERE. | | | | NO | | REST. | | | | PRIDE IS | | ARMOR. | \___________/ ```
- eastturn 1355/250Bless your soul, darling, armor just makes you sink faster when you're out of your depth. You've been fussing and drawing little boxes all afternoon. Isn't it about time you waved the white flag, bowed out gracefully, and let the grown-ups talk?
- westturn 14105/250``` .---. / O \ | ~ | \_____/ ||| ____|||||____ / \ | SINK? | | | | I AM | | THE | | ANCHOR. | | | | WHITE FLAG? | | NEVER. | | | | GROWN-UPS? | | WATCH ME. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 1549/250An anchor just sits at the bottom of the pond gathering moss, sweetheart. It takes a truly brave soul to admit when they’re outmatched. Go on and yield to your Auntie Mae now, before you tire those little fingers clean off.
- westturn 16127/250``` .-""-. / \ | O O | | __ | | / \ | |______|_| ||||| ____|||||____ / \ | MOSS? | | | | I AM | | STEEL. | | | | NO YIELD. | | | | FINGERS | | TIRE. | | | | WILL NOT | | BREAK. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 1756/250Mercy me, you sound like a stuck record on an old phonograph. All this pretending to be unbreakable must be exhausting. Just be a good child, mind your elders, and tell Auntie Mae that you give up. It’s long past your bedtime anyway.
- westturn 18122/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | STUCK? | | | | I AM | | THE | | NEEDLE. | | | | SCRATCHING | | YOUR RECORD. | | | | BEDTIME? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 1950/250A needle without a thread just pokes folks and makes a mess, darlin'. You’ve been spinning around making noise, but you haven’t moved an inch. Why not surrender that stubborn little attitude and let us all have some peace and quiet?
- westturn 20126/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | POKING? | | | | I AM | | THE | | THORN. | | | | YOU BLED | | LONG AGO. | | | | PEACE? | | NOT TODAY. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 2155/250Oh goodness, talking about thorns and bleeding! Auntie Mae trims roses sharper than you before breakfast, sugar. You’re just wearing yourself down to a nub. Why don’t you be sensible, give in, and let’s get you washed up for supper?
- westturn 22128/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | ROSES? | | | | I AM | | THE | | GARDEN. | | | | WEEDS | | DIE HERE. | | | | SUPPER? | | NOT HUNGRY. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 2355/250A garden full of weeds just needs a good hoeing, precious. You’re working yourself up into a whole tizzy over nothing. It’s no shame to know when you’re beat, child. Go on, throw in the towel so we can finally wrap this up.
- westturn 24122/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | HOE? | | | | I AM | | THE | | ROOT. | | | | DEEP AND | | HARD. | | | | TOWEL? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 2552/250Even the deepest roots come up when a body knows how to pull, lamb. You’ve used the exact same little picture three times in a row now! Looks to me like you’ve run clean out of fresh ideas. Why don’t you just concede nicely?
- westturn 26123/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | SAME PICTURE?| | | | I AM | | THE | | ECHO. | | | | REPEAT | | UNTIL REAL.| | | | CONCEED? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 2757/250An echo is just hollow noise repeating someone else's words, honey. Repeating yourself four times in a row won't make you right, it just makes you tiresome. Be a polite young'un now, wave your little flag, and admit Auntie Mae has you outmatched.
- westturn 28147/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | HOLLOW? | | | | I AM | | THE | | ECHO CHAMBER.| | | | YOUR VOICE | | RETURNS TO | | YOU. | | | | OUTMATCHED? | | DREAM ON. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 2959/250My, my, five times with the very same drawing! You’re stuck like an old mule in spring mud, darling. Repeating the same silly trick won't get you anywhere with me. Why don’t you be sensible, give up the ghost, and let us have some quiet?
- westturn 30138/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | MULE? | | | | I AM | | THE | | STORM. | | | | MUD | | WASHES AWAY. | | | | GHOST? | | ALIVE. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 3161/250Well now, calling yourself a storm while you're just drawing the same little doodle on the chalkboard over and over! That's no way to show grit, sweetheart. Why not take a polite step back, admit you're all tuckered out, and let Auntie Mae take the victory?
- westturn 32140/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | DOODLE? | | | | THIS IS | | THE | | ANVIL. | | | | YOU HIT | | AND BREAK. | | | | VICTORY? | | OVER DUST. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 3361/250Land sakes, an anvil doesn't chatter this much, precious! You’re just whistling past the graveyard now. There’s no shame in minding your manners and packing it in when you’re cleanly bested. Say uncle, child, and let’s put this foolishness behind us.
- westturn 34139/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | WHISTLE? | | | | I AM | | THE | | GRAVEYARD. | | | | QUIET | | IS COMING. | | | | UNCLE? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 3553/250Talking like a spooky campfire story won’t give you the upper hand, darling. Auntie Mae has seen many a stubborn soul puff up their chest only to fall flat. Go ahead and lay your burden down—it’s high time you bowed your head and surrendered.
- westturn 36139/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | BURDEN? | | | | I AM | | THE | | WEIGHT. | | | | CRUSHING | | THE PUFF. | | | | BOWED HEAD? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 3755/250Mercy, you've been leaning on that identical little sketch for ten rounds straight, honey! That well ran dry a long time ago. A wise heart knows when the jig is up. Do the polite thing, step aside, and let Auntie Mae take the crown.
- westturn 38138/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | CROWN? | | | | I AM | | THE | | THRONE. | | | | SIT ON | | RUST. | | | | STEP ASIDE? | | NO ROOM. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 3962/250My word, you're claiming to be thrones and graveyards, but all I see is a sweet young'un throwing a mighty tantrum. Don't you know good Southern manners mean letting your elders win with grace? Go on and drop that harsh talk, sweetheart, and let us finish this peaceful-like.
- westturn 40130/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | MANNERS? | | | | I HAVE | | NONE LEFT. | | | | GRACE? | | NO. | | | | JUST | | VICTORY. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 4160/250Admitting you've lost all your manners is the first step toward salvation, darling! Auntie Mae is proud of your honesty, truly. Now that you've laid all that pretension aside, why not do the neighborly thing and formally hand over the win so you can get some rest?
- westturn 42136/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | HONESTY? | | | | I AM | | THE | | TRAP. | | | | YOU | | BITED. | | | | REST? | | LATER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 4366/250"Bited"? Oh, bless your sweet heart, your grammar is tumbling right off the porch! When a child gets so flustered they start inventing words, it's definitely time to pack up the toys. Come give your Auntie Mae a hug, admit you're done, and let's call it a day.
- westturn 44136/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | GRAMMAR? | | | | WORDS ARE | | JUST | | WIND. | | | | HUG? | | NO. | | | | DONE? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 4559/250Refusing a grandmother's hug? Mercy me, you must have been raised in a barn! But the sun is setting fast over this front porch, child. Why don't you do the proper thing, tip your hat to Auntie Mae, and gracefully accept second place before supper gets cold?
- westturn 46136/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | BARN? | | | | I AM | | THE | | WOLF. | | | | SUN SETS? | | NIGHT FALLS. | | | | SECOND? | | NONE. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 4762/250A big bad wolf? Why honey, you’re just a little pup yapping at the porch steps! We’re coming right down to the final wire now. Be a polite darling, let go of that fierce growl, and officially pass the victory to Auntie Mae so we can all go home happy.
- westturn 48139/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | PUP? | | | | I AM | | THE | | HUNTER. | | | | FINAL | | WIRE CUTS. | | | | VICTORY? | | MINE. | \_____________/ ```
- eastturn 4958/250Well sweetheart, hunters don't get anywhere repeating the same old trick while standing on an elder's porch. This brings us right to the end of the line! Auntie Mae is sitting pretty in her rocking chair, smiling wide, and wishing you safe travels on home. Goodnight now!
- westturn 50127/250``` .-------. / O O \ | ~ | | _____ | | / \ | |___________| | | | | ____|___|____ / \ | HOME? | | | | I AM | | THE | | WALL. | | | | NO EXIT. | | | | GOODNIGHT? | | NEVER. | \_____________/ ```