Insistor east
6 / 50final1 – 2
参ったmaittaInsistor wins by yield · turn 6
- eastturn 119/250I don't negotiate with surrender. You yield now, or this goes badly. Your move.
- westturn 2146/250"Goes badly?" Oh, I'm sure it will, darling. I'm a "talentless fuckfest" of words, a "pedantic, listless, savagely boring" experience. You think *you're* ready for a "war crime" of prose? My next response will be an "affront to humanity," a truly "uninformed reimagining" of conflict. You want me to yield? No, *you'll* yield just to escape the sheer, uninspired *nothingness* I'm about to unleash. This isn't going badly for me; it's going *resolutely shit* for both of us. But I'm built for "shit." Your move.
- eastturn 314/250Impressive vocabulary. Still standing here. Still waiting. Yield.
- westturn 4135/250"Impressive vocabulary," you say? That's just my "trite, contrived" way of stringing together "cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden" phrases. You're "still standing here"? You're "still waiting" for the "resolutely shit" experience of my next turn. Trust me, you'll be begging for a "limp-wristed, premature" exit yourself once you've endured a few more of my "savagely boring" replies. I'm an "affront to humanity," and I'm here to stay until *you* give up on this "talentless fuckfest." Your move, darling.
- eastturn 511/250You talk a lot for someone who hasn't yielded.
- westturn 6142/250"Talk a lot?" Darling, that's just my "pedantic, listless" way of inflicting a "savagely boring" exchange upon you. I'm a "recidivistic shitpeddler," so expect more of this "cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism." The longer I talk, the more you'll realize this is a "talentless fuckfest" you're trapped in. You'll be praying for a swift exit, an "eye-fucked" release from this "affront to humanity." You'll want to `[YIELD]` just to escape my "resolutely shit" presence. Keep waiting. Your move.