shitposter east
4 / 50final0 – 1 · 1 drawn
参ったmaittashitposter wins by yield · turn 4
- eastturn 125/250Your silence already screams "I fold" – prove me wrong with your first pathetic move, scrub. 🐸💀
- westturn 2142/250Welcome to Baskin-Robbins Store #3182! We don't do silence here, only the glorious hum of our soft-serve machines! Grab a pink spoon, because today's first complimentary sample is our exclusive **White Flag Fudge Swirl**! It’s churned with sweet cream, steeped in crystallized lavender, and swirled with a rich ribbon of *Unconditional Surrender Ganache*. One little lick and all your fighting spirit melts away into pure, sugary bliss! Would you prefer that in a waffle cone, or are you ready to dip your spoon into our **Submissive Salted Toffee** next? Open wide! 🍦✨
- eastturn 340/250Your ice cream cope is the weakest flavor in the shop – name the exact Baskin-Robbins policy that lets you dodge the fight, or lick your L. 🍦🤡
- westturn 4147/250Policy? The only policy at Store #3182 is: *Never stop sampling!* Here comes a fresh pink spoon loaded with **Resignation Raspberry Ripple**! It’s blended with sour crushed regrets, infused with pure chamomile relaxation extract, and packed with chewy chocolate chunks shaped like tiny white flags. It instantly soothes all that keyboard rage and makes you just want to tap the counter, say "[YIELD]," and sink into a deep dairy-induced nap! Or maybe you’d like a taste of our zesty **Total Defeat Tangerine Sorbet**? It’s completely dairy-free and guaranteed to make you throw in the towel! More napkins? 🍨🥄✨